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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby RavenxDrake on Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:19 pm

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WangyJohn wrote:So I heard a black man was elected president in the US, anyone got links?


He's black?
I thought he was half-white. . .


You forget, this is America, where Quarter African-American, quarter Chinese, quarter Thai, One quarter Potpourri Tiger Woods is still "That black golfer".

It's an unfortunate standard that people are either "White" or not.... and he's obviously in the Not category. It's one of the things that really bothers me about so many of my countrymen's mindset.
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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby RevChris77 on Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:44 am

YORK, Pa. (AP) - Police say a central Pennsylvania man tried to rob a bank - but tellers' empty cash drawers thwarted his attempt. Springettsbury Township Police Lt. Scott Laird said the tellers were waiting for their cash drawers to be filled when a man entered a Susquehanna Bank branch Thursday morning and demanded money. The first teller fainted and the next two showed him their empty cash drawers.

Laird says the robber then threatened to file a complaint with bank management before leaving.

A customer at the drive-through called 911. A 48-year-old man was arrested about 10 blocks away and was held in the York County Prison in lieu of $25,000 bail. He was charged with criminal attempt to commit robbery.

http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/200811 ... CP203.html
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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby WangyJohn on Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:59 am

No link, but a bishop to the Lutheran church in Finland is getting a sex-change.
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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby RevChris77 on Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:23 am

WangyJohn wrote:No link, but a bishop to the Lutheran church in Finland is getting a sex-change.

http://newsroom.finland.fi/stt/showarti ... up=General
Although, this article says it's a vicar getting a sex change, and the bishop is saying that the vicar must step down.
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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby Kittyboymuffin on Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:15 pm

Is it a bishy bishop?
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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby RevChris77 on Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:28 pm

http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/200811 ... VNJ80.html

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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby Aeridus on Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:31 pm

I think I can guess what the medication was for...
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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby RavenxDrake on Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:17 pm

RevChris77 wrote:http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20081114/D94EVNJ80.html

An 11-year-old boy hit his mother in the head with a saw and then offered her $5 not to call police.


Well, little Johnny's always been a cut up....
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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby Prettydragoon on Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:09 am

RevChris77 wrote:
WangyJohn wrote:No link, but a bishop to the Lutheran church in Finland is getting a sex-change.

http://newsroom.finland.fi/stt/showarti ... up=General
Although, this article says it's a vicar getting a sex change, and the bishop is saying that the vicar must step down.

This will be interesting to follow. Of course, the bishop is retiring in February, so it shouldn't matter what *he* says. That will be up to the new bishop, and the vicar herself after she comes back to work. There is a vocal minority here that object to women priests. I wouldn't be terribly sorry if this should make their heads asplode.
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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby Ce6 on Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:23 pm

Hey, Canada, wtf is up with this?
The head guy shutting down the government so he won't get voted out? You'd best be keeping that theory north of the border. We got enough bad ideas down here already that we're trying to clear out.
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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby Xero on Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:23 pm

Ce6 wrote:Hey, Canada, wtf is up with this?
The head guy shutting down the government so he won't get voted out? You'd best be keeping that theory north of the border. We got enough bad ideas down here already that we're trying to clear out.

yeah its stupid
this isn't the first time

theres talk of another election...
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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby Churba on Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:20 am

One quarter Potpourri Tiger Woods is still "That black golfer".


At least he smells nice.
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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby Aeridus on Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:53 pm

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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby ManaUser on Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:59 pm

Here's another good one. But don't read it if you have a heart condition.

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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby Aeridus on Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:51 pm


What the fuck, seriously.
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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby Aeridus on Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:27 am

Old news about an airport scanner that reveals *everything*: http://www.wired.com/science/discoverie ... /06/59401#
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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby ManaUser on Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:40 pm

Be on the lookout for a radioactive pedophile.

He may or may not have developed super pedophile powers.
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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby Kittyboymuffin on Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:01 am

That's, like, almost something out of the Onion. :o
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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby Protagonist on Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:12 pm

I like this story mostly because it uses the phrase "mind-blowing political correctness."
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Re: Absurd News Thread

Postby LeftTentacleGreen on Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:12 pm

Islamic fundamentalists want to pass a UN resolution making it illegal to criticize the Muslim religion or to offend Muslims at any time.

Like it would ever stop me.
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