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Frankly, my first experience with condoms was awful as I could barely feel anything with the condom on. Can anybody recommend good brands of condoms that actually let you "feel the action" without compromising safety?
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I hate to say this. But no such thing exists. If you find one let me know.

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I know there's no "miracle condom", I just want to know the best brand is all. There's a shitload of brands but I don't know if there's any noticeable difference in comfort between brands or types (lubed vs unlubed, spermicide, extra sensitive (for who?), ribbed, etc).
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Try them all out, eventually you'll find one. Also, the product testing is fun :)
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Lulujayne wrote:Try them all out, eventually you'll find one. Also, the product testing is fun :)
not if you can't feel it

its like putting a blanket on your lady parts and being told to masturbate
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whatever you do, stay the fuck away from French condoms. They were not designed for rough sex. I've had two "incidents" in the past 5 months, compared to one in the preceding 7 years with Canadian condoms. Ironically, the French ones were given to me by anti-AIDS activists..

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it all feels pretty much the same to me.

when i was younger condoms didn't bother me any, but i am really starting to hate them. I am really starting to value sodomy with my lady friend over vaginal intercourse just because i don't wear a condom for that.

My best advice to you is get a vasectomy and don't worry about it. thats my plan, as soon as i get the money.

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I'm back! underway for 7 days isnt all that fun.... sigh.

My favorite brand when I use them is Trojan Magnums - snug but not too. If you get a really tight condom they suck.

And what he said about sodomy - thats an alternative.
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Sodomy - the solution to all of life's problems? XD
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Xero wrote:
Lulujayne wrote:Try them all out, eventually you'll find one. Also, the product testing is fun :)
not if you can't feel it

its like putting a blanket on your lady parts and being told to masturbate
Dearest, what on earth makes you think that men are the only ones who feel nothing during the use of less-than-optimal-condoms?!

Besides, until we're all mutually blood tested and utterly honest with each other, we've not got much choice.


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Lulujayne wrote: Dearest, what on earth makes you think that men are the only ones who feel nothing during the use of less-than-optimal-condoms?!

Besides, until we're all mutually blood tested and utterly honest with each other, we've not got much choice.


Oooh, also, by the way, I just got an automatic microsoft update that utterly killed my computer... I'm posting this without any music or saved work or blah blah blah, and for some reason, I though you may get a kick out of it Xero :)
you girls aren't getting the constricting thing placed around your parts though
more blood = more feeling
condom = less blood + less tactile = far less feeling

you'd think with like 50years of research they'd finally make a good one

out of a few brands I"ve tried trojan man is the best, but is still pretty shitty
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really sex with a condom is like a completely different act than sex without a condom. In my mind the two really aren't even comparable.

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There's some kind of Trojans that come in a green box, and from what I remember they were better than the others that I had tried. I forget what they're called though.
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we used to use Durex.

but one of them exploded during use and we have never trusted them since.

not shit the think blew the fuck up and we were finding pieces of it for weeks after words (in some strange places)

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Wow, the tension in the rubber must have been a bit high... O_O
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<snicker> The word "copious" comes to mind. As does rutabega for some odd reason.
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just wondering if anyone has tried polypropylene condoms.

Ive only used Durex never had a problem but I only used them 5+ times till the mutual blood tests came back.

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I've never really found a condom I've liked.

The red-box Durex "Love" and the silver-box Trojans (the thin ones, I think) so far seem better.

I went the vasectomy route, and am currently waiting for the analysis on the first post-op sample to make sure it worked. If so, I've only got a month or two more before not needing condoms.

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RevChris77 wrote:I've never really found a condom I've liked.

The red-box Durex "Love" and the silver-box Trojans (the thin ones, I think) so far seem better.

I went the vasectomy route, and am currently waiting for the analysis on the first post-op sample to make sure it worked. If so, I've only got a month or two more before not needing condoms.
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Halo299 wrote:
RevChris77 wrote:I've never really found a condom I've liked.

The red-box Durex "Love" and the silver-box Trojans (the thin ones, I think) so far seem better.

I went the vasectomy route, and am currently waiting for the analysis on the first post-op sample to make sure it worked. If so, I've only got a month or two more before not needing condoms.
well played.
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I will never get one, fuck that shit
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