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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby MistressMaggie on Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:38 am

ew!

I dreamt last night that my teeth kept falling out in the supermarket, but the dentist I consulted wanted me to wait a couple days to get it fixed.
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby Epiblast on Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:50 am

This isn't one specific dream, but I've had lots of dreams that had credits at the end. I really wish I could remember some of the names that showed up.
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby MistressMaggie on Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:39 pm

I dreamt last night that I was batman... but I was a female sex therapist by night rather than a playboy millionaire. I was treating a couple (by seducing the wife to test to see if lesbianism was the cause of their problems) and a gang of thugs broke in, so I had to get into my secret lair to transform into batman and come back and kick their asses.

I hate when my dreams bring me so close to orgasm but I just can't quite push myself over the edge.
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby Epiblast on Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:14 pm

For some reason I often have dreams with over-the-top apocalyptic stuff in them, like one in which a gigantic fireball (with the same angular diameter as the sun) fell just behind the horizon and produced a shockwave that blew me to atoms, or another dream in which I was up very late at night and the world was supposed to end suddenly at dawn (by unspecified causes), or a whole bunch of dreams in which gigantic demon-like monsters emerged out of cracks opening in the ground and began scooping or sucking up crowds of people, trees, vehicles, buildings, and most other stuff into their mouths.
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby Xero on Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:37 pm

I am going to attempt to explain a reoccuring(and continueing) dream I've has since I was.... (counts on hands)
13 years now
crazy....

so
I"m riding this wicked green motorbike that never runs out of gas, never bottoms out no matter how big of a drop I take on it, never pops a tire, never needs to shift gears
so I'm riding it around my town(which everything is slightly different) then all the sudden there's this chick I know(usually someone I've met before that I wouldn't mind tapping) then we're on top of the biggest hill in town going some ludicrous speed and end up flying for about 50feet
then we're in some seedy industrial place(reminds me somewhat of langly BC) going full boar between buildings running away from something(not the cops, they don't care what I do) as well as trying to get to someplace in particular
so after riding like a mad man for a while we pull up to a magic/haunted/fucked up house/warehouse thing thats covered in green carpet on the inside in all done up in the infinity maze thing(stairs on walls included as well as the fact it rearranges itself)
so chick is gone at this point(it makes sense in the dream) so I'm riding the bike through the place trying to get to the middle where I finally find what I'm after(some green glowy thing that changes, one year it was cup, another it was fire trapped inside of glass, another time it was the path to godhead or something like that
then comes the indiana jones moment
the escape
everything is all falling apart and changing
one of the stairs decides its going to shoot straight up as I'm riding down it with the green awesome thing
I fall off the bike, the place tries to eat it
I get on it again just as it falls through the floor I end up at the TOP of the building(still inside top, not roof)
and I see a window and just somehow jump through it fall about 40feet and land perfectly
chick is there
whole town is there
building implodes into nothingness

and I never get passed that part

theres stuff missing but thats all I can remember

also thats a tame dream
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby Kittyboymuffin on Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:05 am

I had a dream about the Terminator. Since I've never seen more than the opening three minutes of the first movie, my brain completely made it up. It consisted mostly of running around with Sarah Connor and a five-year-old John through a rural area, possibly based on one of a couple towns I've been to in New Hampshire and Vermont.

It ended with these secret service type guys getting the Terminator into a helicoptor, and injecting him with these nanomachines that gave him a hallucination (which I saw from a first-person perspective); first, things began to distort, and then he got a vision of this angel from Gaia Online, preaching cute and peace and happiness, and also suggesting that he (the angel) would be a great yaoi-top (his words) for the Terminator. Afterward, it was revealed that the hallucination had actually been caused by a lollipop he'd been given earlier! Oh, and he decided to change sides and work for Sarah Connor, with a sort of "we'll have to pretend that there's two of you" to fool Skynet. Or something.

*decides to actually watch them*
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby Epiblast on Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:58 pm

Kittyboymuffin wrote:*decides to actually watch them*


They're actually pretty good movies, or at least the first two are. 8-)
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby Kittyboymuffin on Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:43 am

Yeah, when (months ago) I brought up the subject of my indecision on whether to watch Aliens or Terminator, my dad's girlfriend recommended the latter on the basis of being more "fun."
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby Vedius Pollio on Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:31 am

i DREAMT THAT I WAS A VIAGRA SALESPERSON
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby MistressMaggie on Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:15 am

I had a dream I was bartending, but instead of alcohol I had vegetables. I guess I was a salad bar-tender.
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby Wipperwill on Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:31 am

*groan* Well, this will help you with your sex therepist job....
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby Goddessmisca on Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:37 pm

MistressMaggie wrote:I had a dream I was bartending, but instead of alcohol I had vegetables. I guess I was a salad bar-tender.



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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby Evilpika on Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:17 pm

I had a really weird dream last night. I inherited a house, and in the back yard the was a really dirty swimming pool full of marine mammals (various seals, porpoises, small whales). Everything was really unhealthy, especially since the narwhals kept stabbing everything else, and I was trying to figure out how to give them to a zoo without getting arrested. Then I was eaten by leopard seals.
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby WangyJohn on Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:37 am

So, I dreamt I was at some odd supermarket, where everyone pretended to be zombies while shopping. It was some kind of role-play; we had been informed how to communicate through groans. I broke role by jokingly shop-lifting a Nas CD (can't remember which one it was, I did praise it to someone afterwards, despite not really knowing all that much about the whole guy and his music).
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby Aeridus on Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:36 pm

I once dreamt that I woke up in the basement of our old house, only dead and with bugs crawlign all over me and some through my eyes.

And lately I've been having recurring dreams about the ponds in the backyard flooding so much it's like a small ocean, and some of the fish have mutated into huge fish and some of them can walk on two legs. Maybe related to global warming, but I've had that dream long before the ice caps started noticably melting.

Also, now and then I dream about this giant haunted mansion full of puzzles and an evil magician trying to revive an eviller female demon of some kind, and near the end of my quest there are zombies to fend off, and then a final showdown against the evil magician and the demon. That dream is fun. :D
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby SpiffyKlingon on Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:10 pm

I dreamed I was working in a kitchen with Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia (Star Wars era) Everything was fine until the Teletubbies showed up and started a food fight with a bunch of pizzas laying about.

During the writer's strike, I got put in charge of the David Letterman Show. I was supposed to go on in a few minutes and we had no guests, thankfully Cher was walking down the street so I got her on stage. She flashed her tits at the audience, and I pointed out they looked pretty good despite being handled by Gene Simmons....
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby Overblue on Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:37 am

Last night I had a great dream. I had a penis in my dream and I was using it. I'm not sure if I was completely male or not though. Also I was having sex with someone with it. I was sticking it in his ass cause he didn't have a vagina. He was kind of fat. Not the first thing I would do if I had a penis, but still cool. I also got attacked by a shaggy black and white dog in my dream. Not that weird though. Another night a while ago I had a dream I was sex with a guy whose penis was so huge it poked the inside of my belly so you could see something was in there while he was doing me. Most of the time (almost always) I love having sex in my dreams.
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby Aeridus on Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:41 am

Wow, I wish my sex dreams were that explicit.
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby Kittyboymuffin on Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:14 pm

I had a dream that there was some shenanigans going on in a nearby nuclear power plant, which would result in it getting decommissioned, or possibly exploding. There was some sort of implied planned-obsolescence scheme involved in it, too. Nobody seemed to mind, though, which struck me as mildly odd. Anyway, we then went to this vending-machine that sold plushies that had sort of the design of stuff you attach to a keychain, except twice as big, and we were trying to decide which one to get. Then my dad pulled me aside, and informed me we were going to go find a prostitute. I said "what" and he said, "Yeah, we're going to get down on our knees and go *silly voice* HALLO!" And then I smacked him.
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Re: Weird dreams are made of these.

Postby Aeridus on Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:09 pm

XD Your dad sounds like such a perv.
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