Another cat in our yard and Rodger is hot

Overblue · Post by **Overblue** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:38 pm

Hopefully this isn't too pointless so I'm going to add that a married man I know named Rodger is soooo hot (on a scale of one to ten he rates a nine. I told him he is cuter then Bobby Lee who only rates an eight and a half.) and has a wonderful voice. Also someone in my family is dated a man named Rodger who is a long distance truck driver (but I bet he isn't as hot). The hot Rodger use to be a singer. I told him he should take his shirt off , but he didn't he just took his hat off again (I think he looks better with his hat off). He wears a baseball cap for driving so the sun doesn't get in his eyes. I drew him some pictures and sent him a thank you card for giving us things (like a clock that is next to me right now). He has a brain-damaged son whose brain was damaged when his umbilocal cord wrapped around his neck. The cat seems to be a friend of our cat (Brisbers) (update: our cat is out there with no sign of the other cat, maybe they arn't friends.). Brisbers use to have a black cat friend, but then they fought and the black cat disappeared. Brisbers is a gray tabby-ish cat. The new cat looks to be mostly black with some orange on her(?) face. Kind of boring and personal, but I hope you enjoyed reading all of that (and before you ask I have fantasized about Rodger before).

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:04 pm

So... you're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bellaire?

Seth Marati · Post by **Seth Marati** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:17 pm

overblue wrote:on a scale of one to ten he rates a nine.

I don't really like to measure these things, but I will say that I need a good day to get past six and a half.

Overblue · Post by **Overblue** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:00 pm

Update: I saw the other cat again. She is a mostly black calico and really young and small (my mom said younger then a year). She was eating right in front of the kitchen window. I saw her drink water too and clean then she wandered off. Oh and Squiddy I don't think I have family in Bellaire.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:36 pm

Yay! Kitties!

And yeah, I'm a bit against actual affairs and stuff but fantasizing's all in good fun.

Some of the people I fantasize about have unique qualities and probably don't look all that good looking to other people... things like looking gender neutral or having light facial hair and maybe dark arm hair on a girl, stuff like that. Oh, and girls with short hair are hot.

Back on kitties, I once saw a couple of kitties playfully fighting each other near some random store.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:08 am

LOL I've read that post three times and I keep thinking I need to be high or drunk to understand it.

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:53 pm

I keep thinking I need to be high or drunk to understand why it's here...

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:00 pm

My brain... is a peanut.

Shirt Guy Xom · Post by **Shirt Guy Xom** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:09 pm

The Master himself awakened Alan early the next morning. He simply said, "it's time," and they obediently followed him out of the cell and over to the main house. He led them down a long corridor, in the West wing, through a large double door at the end. When they entered they saw the room was a well-equipped, hospital-style operating room. There were two women there dressed in hospital greens and the Master introduced them. "This is Dr. Nelson and her nurse Miss Swan. They will be performing your surgeries today. Alan will be operated on first, as his procedure will be more extensive. And, Vee, you will watch and assist when necessary, then they will operate on you while Alan watches." Nurse Swan helped Alan onto the table. He lay on his side while Dr. Nelson administered a spinal block that would numb him from the waist down. His legs were then placed in stirrups and secured with velcro straps. He was already getting numb. They inclined his upper body to give him an easy view of the proceedings. His well exposed and accessible crotch area was prepped with some kind of yellow antiseptic and the Dr. brought her light in close to get a better view. Maria and a few other people entered the room to watch the procedure. Alan couldn't believe how fast this was all happening. Vee was watching intently with great anticipation and excitement. She could feel the moisture of her excitement on her inner thighs. Alan was likewise excited, but no erection was possible for obvious reasons. He was also quite nervous as Dr. Nelson started to cut with her cautery scalpel. To his surprise and relief there was absolutely no feeling. All he could perceive was a faint sizzle sound and the smell of burnt flesh as the Dr. worked swiftly. I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air.' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Overblue · Post by **Overblue** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:53 pm

I like girls with short hair too. Also the cat has came back a bunch of times and I have named her Cobalt. Also probaly boring and too personal I saw an opossum in on our back porch last night. It was even smaller then Cobalt and a possum drowned in the neighbours pool (on the opposite side to the one the mexican worked on).

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:00 pm

Who is Bobby Lee... and can you forgive me for admitting that I hear Deliverance-esque banjo strings playing in my head when I read that name? I'm sorry

Foolosophy · Post by **Foolosophy** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 1:26 am

stream of conciousness guerilla tactics!

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:12 am

MistressMaggie wrote:LOL I've read that post three times and I keep thinking I need to be high or drunk to understand it.

no no I just tried that and I just get lost in the block text

can someone translate it please?

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:23 am

Lulujayne wrote:

Who is Bobby Lee... and can you forgive me for admitting that I hear Deliverance-esque banjo strings playing in my head when I read that name? I'm sorry

MadTV apparently... he plays the stereotypical Asian.