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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:58 am
by Squidflakes
I was at a Daft Punk concert, and I can assure you I have hundreds of witnesses who saw me get up and make a fool of myself.

Which, you know, is just about every day.

However, I'm a little curious about Mr. Halo myself. I notice he's not jumping up to accuse anyone this time. Guilty conscience perhaps?

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:14 pm
by Halo299
squidflakes wrote:I was at a Daft Punk concert, and I can assure you I have hundreds of witnesses who saw me get up and make a fool of myself.

Which, you know, is just about every day.

However, I'm a little curious about Mr. Halo myself. I notice he's not jumping up to accuse anyone this time. Guilty conscience perhaps?
No just home work. If you want to know where i was at last night i can show you a very nice 5 page paper on the issues concerning the validity of Elizabeth I the as an English monarch.

I still have to work on the final draft and i am not entirely sure what year the 3rd edition of Foxe's Book of Martyrs was published, which i am using as one of my primary sources.

it was all i could do to stay awake long enough to fuck the newest body before i headed back the library. BTW fucking a wet corps is no where near as much fun as Sexy Losers made us think it would be.

although i can't help but notice that this is the second time Mr. Flakes has mentioned my name...i wonder if their is some reason for this...animosity.

-halo

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:29 pm
by Seth Marati
Gad, Halo's a vulture. We should off him no matter what the circumstances, if only to spare ourselves any future indignity.

Tell me, Halo, after Churba was hanged, did you amuse yourself with his engorged penis? Have some fun diddling the dangling doodle?

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:02 pm
by RedMage007
Yeah if I do go... I'll feel alot better knowing Halo isn't around to... "handle" me.

On the other hand Wangy and Lowky have all been spreading accusations like crabs in a commune.

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:14 pm
by Halo299
RedMage007 wrote:Yeah if I do go... I'll feel alot better knowing Halo isn't around to... "handle" me.

On the other hand Wangy and Lowky have all been spreading accusations like crabs in a commune.
you make a good point.

and also you'd think that if i were in the mafia;

A, i would just rape the bodies after me and my mafia pals killed them, so there would would be no need for me to draw attention to myself as i feed my sick sick needs in public view.

and

B, that my mafia buddies would be leaping to my defense when i am accused. My name has come up twice now and no one has said a word out sparing me.

but i have noticed some...strange camaraderie between some of the other voters....

-halo

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:04 pm
by WangyJohn
I just want to catch the buggers before they get me.

and I have way too much free time to come and post here [/metagamelol]

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:11 am
by Lowky
Hmm after checking to see if Daft Punk were going to be playing near me any time soon, there were no tour stops listed for anywhere on September 29, 2007. So where did you see this concert Squiddy or were you mistaken about your activities?

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:13 am
by Squidflakes
Well, it was more a video of a Daft Punk concert, the theater was showing that, along with Electroma and Interstella 5555.

Though, I'm not sure I like your tone sir. Can you account for your own whereabouts?

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:37 am
by Lowky
I would have been playing world of Warcrack, while deciding if I was dressing for the Ren Faire on the 30th or not. I opted not to dress for anyone interested.

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:50 pm
by Seth Marati
(drags in a sack of equipment and empties it onto the floor)

Okay. We've got 10 minutes to go, and I've got everything we need and more. Ropes of various lengths, thickness, and material; torches, and the matches to light them; pitchforks, of course, with as few as two and as many as six tines; rocks for throwing; axes for breaking down doors; clubs and sticks for whacking and whomping; and a map detailing all suitable trees in the area.

And who do I have my eye on?

Halo299.

There's my vote. Let's see if his perversions are strong enough to carry his spirit from the grave to "pay respects" to his own corpse.

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:00 pm
by Swordsman3003
I'm tired......Halo299 get's lynched.

Mafia has 2 days.

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:06 pm
by Seth Marati
Sleep well, everybody.

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:34 pm
by Halo299
The following PREVIEW has been APPROVED
for ALL AUDIENCES



Strike me down and i shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...

in a world, of secret...
Halo is not telling us all...
where everything isn't as it seems
very quick to take advantage of the first killing.
when hunger and passion rule the night
I'm a little curious about Mr. Halo myself.
where dark things lurk in the hearts of men
Halo's a vulture.
where the devil you know, may not be worse than the one you don't
I'll feel alot better knowing Halo isn't around
where words can spill blood.
Let's see if his perversions are strong enough to carry his spirit from the grave to "pay respects" to his own corpse.
and now something has been created that can not be put down.

That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.
...there was something in the graveyard last night...it was doing something to the bodies.

...oh god, i think it saw me... it's waiting... it's waiting for everyone.


----HALO'S GRAVE----
----Lust never dies----

----Now rapeing in a graveyard very near you----
Image

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:24 am
by RedMage007
RIP Halo

Now... where is my shovel...

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:18 am
by Squidflakes
Great... just great. Yet another member of the Zombie Anal Rape Strap-on Team.

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:47 pm
by RedMage007
Hey now.. I was investigating... clues... looking for a cause of death.

I don't know where they came from but the extra holes were handy... for forensics of course...

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:45 am
by Swordsman3003
I'm really slacking off.

Indigo Violent is dead. Sorry for the delay.

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:21 am
by Halo299
swordsman3003 wrote:
Indigo Violent is dead
Zombie Halo rapes the body

but of course you already knew that.

-halo

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:02 am
by Seth Marati
I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank the citizens of Simpleton for their fine, fine work. None of this would have been possible without you. You're a credit to your town's namesake.

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:27 am
by WangyJohn
Durrr... what?