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I like my men like I like my motivational posters...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:47 pm
by MistressMaggie
...nailed up against the office wall
so i got this suggestion from NSFW comic,
http://nsfw-comix.com/nsfw115.htm
basically, you say "I like my men (or women) like I like my..." followed by a noun. The next person has to finish the sentence and start their own.
Hell, I'm easily amused...
I like my men like I like my Steak...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:54 pm
by Freerefill
Store bought, hand picked, seasoned to taste, and cooked to perfection.
I like my women like I like my cell phone...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:03 pm
by HentaiCat
I like my women like I like my cell phone...
Obedient
I like my women like I like my coffee...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:16 pm
by Lulujayne
cheap, freeze-dried, ground up and vacuum sealed.
I like my men like I like my government...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:44 pm
by MistressMaggie
with Dick shooting all over the place
I like my Men like I like my Car...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:50 pm
by RedMage007
Goes for 30 seconds before it stalls. Doesn't start again till tomorrow.
I like my women how I like my books...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:24 pm
by LeftTentacleGreen
RedMage007 wrote:I like my women how I like my books...
Bound tightly, easy to read and intellectually satisfying.
I like my women like I like my video games...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:44 pm
by Reesa-chan
...stimulating with high re-play value.
I like my women how I like my art...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:51 pm
by Kingofthemorlocks
Overpriced and incomprehensible.
I like my women like I like my pillows...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:54 pm
by Aeridus
...soft, fluffy, and extra squishy.
I like my women like I like my fudge...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:04 pm
by RedMage007
I like my women like I like my fudge...
Covered in whipped cream.
I like my women like I like my drinks...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:09 pm
by Reesa-chan
...sweet and intoxicating.
I like my women like I like my linens...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:11 pm
by Xnapalmxmorningx
....fresh and clean
I like my men like my computer...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:16 pm
by Wraithguard starcaller
Responsive, controlled, sleek and obediant
I like my men like i like my hairbrush...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:46 pm
by Katjapurrs
...leaving my ass black and blue, and always at hand to help work out my kinks
i like my men like my horses...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:20 pm
by Freerefill
...well hung. As if there was any other way to respond to that one.
I like my women like I like my chopsticks...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:23 pm
by LeftTentacleGreen
Well hung and ready to ride with little preparation
I like my women as I like my driveway on a snowy day...
PS.. why is there a mormon church advertising on this website?
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:31 pm
by Lulujayne
Gelded.
I like my women like I like my passport...
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:45 pm
by Katjapurrs
Lulujayne wrote:Gelded.
I like my women like I like my passport...
...1 page of information and 23 pages of pretty stamps.
i like my women like my food processor..
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:32 pm
by Wraithguard starcaller
... Sharp, dangerous, and waiting for me to flip their switch.
I like my women like i like my cake.