Indecent proposal for Uncle Ghastly?

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Indecent proposal for Uncle Ghastly?

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Hello,
I'm new here, though I've followed the comic for a long time, and have been following your exploits via LiveJournal for quite a few months now. I think you are a talented, frighteningly intelligent and quite strange man, and have nothing but respect for you, sir.

Also, my girlfriend wants to have sex with you. I should feel jealous, but rather, I feel very proud.

Keep up the good work, sir!

Rob
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Also, my girlfriend wants to have sex with you.
*Indicates the Velvet rope*

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OrochiPhoenix wrote:Hello,
I'm new here, though I've followed the comic for a long time, and have been following your exploits via LiveJournal for quite a few months now. I think you are a talented, frighteningly intelligent and quite strange man, and have nothing but respect for you, sir.

Also, my girlfriend wants to have sex with you. I should feel jealous, but rather, I feel very proud.

Keep up the good work, sir!

Rob
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Nightingale wrote:Huh, I just assumed everyone wanted to have sex with Ghastly. :roll:
I don't!

...but only because I'm afraid of disappointing him.
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I had a dream a couple nights ago about having sex with Ghastly, but I can't for the life of me remember any of the details...
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I dont want to mostly because he is a he......... no offence of course :)
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I hit it.

Also: *tentacle rapes the newb* Welcome!
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I have to agree... I'd hit that.
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I can see Ghastly in a Hugh Hefner bathrobe smoking his pipe amidst a crowd of Ghastly forumites in skimpy outfits... ;)
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aeridus wrote:I can see Ghastly in a Hugh Hefner bathrobe smoking his pipe amidst a crowd of Ghastly forumites in skimpy outfits... ;)
I didn't think Ghastly actually smokes his pipe...

If you need me to, I can sit in the corner and generate the necessary ambient pipe smoke.
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I didn't think Ghastly actually smokes his pipe...

If you need me to, I can sit in the corner and generate the necessary ambient pipe smoke.
I shall join you, and add some thick, fragrant hookah smoke to the mix.
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Churba wrote:
I didn't think Ghastly actually smokes his pipe...

If you need me to, I can sit in the corner and generate the necessary ambient pipe smoke.
I shall join you, and add some thick, fragrant hookah smoke to the mix.
Add some dark, leathery, spicy cigar smoke from me.
aeridus wrote:I can see Ghastly in a Hugh Hefner bathrobe smoking his pipe amidst a crowd of Ghastly forumites in skimpy outfits...
I shall refrain from wearing a skimpy outfit to preserve the sanity of everyone involved, and also so as to not ruin the dark atmosphere... I have a "farmer's tan" below my elbows and from the neck up, everywhere else is so pale, I nearly fluoresce.
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DmentDStuff wrote:
Churba wrote:
I didn't think Ghastly actually smokes his pipe...

If you need me to, I can sit in the corner and generate the necessary ambient pipe smoke.
I shall join you, and add some thick, fragrant hookah smoke to the mix.
Add some dark, leathery, spicy cigar smoke from me.
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WangyJohn wrote:
DmentDStuff wrote:
Churba wrote: I shall join you, and add some thick, fragrant hookah smoke to the mix.
Add some dark, leathery, spicy cigar smoke from me.
Dibs on asthma attack.
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I'll bring my portable nebulizer for you guys. The acrid smell of concentrated inhaled steroids will compliment the tobacco smoke well.
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Don't forget the creepy lawn gnomes in the background that add "ambience". XD
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aeridus wrote:Don't forget the creepy lawn gnomes in the background that add "ambience". XD
You call it "ambiance," I call it "danse macabre."
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Ambianse Macabre? ``
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...wow. XD
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