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I confess

Postby Churba on Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:36 am

Here, you can confess to clense thy soul, so it is fresh and ready for another night of dirtying it right up again.

The only rule is that there are no rules, and the second rule is that you may confess about whatever you like.

Let's get this started -

I confess that I willfuly and knowingly let my homophobic friend pick up a post-op transexual.
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Re: I confess

Postby Halo299 on Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:25 am

Churba wrote:I confess that I willfuly and knowingly let my homophobic friend pick up a post-op transexual.


:o LOL HAHAHAHAHA :lol:

i confess that i have spent the last few weeks hitting on a lesbian just to see if i could turn her straight...and it worked.

-halo
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Postby LeftTentacleGreen on Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:23 am

I confess that I have only been putting in as much effort into my job so as not to get fired, as there is absolutely no incentive for me to take more initiative.

I confess that I have decided to leave the BDSM lifestyle because of personal experiences and philosophical revelations that have made it appear unfulfilling.

I confess that I suck at picking up women in the vanilla world.

I confess that I am most likely an insufferable asshole.
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Postby Kittyboymuffin on Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:07 am

I confess that I masquerade incessantly as a girl on the internet! :o
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!

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Postby WangyJohn on Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:43 pm

I confess doing graffiti.

I confess masturbating to several things, including yaoi, loli and bestiality.

Meh, pretty tame compared to what we'll probably see here, and have allready seen.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
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Postby MNsane on Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:51 pm

i confess that RIGHT NOW i have 3 loaded handguns(2 .22MAG NAA mini revolvers & a 9X18MM CZ-82) on my person & that i plan to get stinko on everclear 190 proof later tonight
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Postby PopeMac on Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:31 pm

I confess that I find it terribly amusing to be a complete asshole at times.
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Postby Fnyunj on Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:21 pm

I confess that every day, when I wake up, I feel like the world owes me something. And when I go to bed, I go disappointed, because I did not get it.
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Postby Resident /B/tard on Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:58 pm

I confess that, while with my current girlfriend, I've had "relations" with no less than three girls. I confess that I'm sorry for it.

I confess that I have fapped to bestiality, loli, and gay furry porn, though I don't like animals, little kids, or other guys.
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tre civette sul comò
che facevano l'amore
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Ma la mamma le chiamò...
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Postby RavenxDrake on Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:14 pm

I confess that I've performed retaliatory acts that border on felony in response to rude behavior.

I confess that it gives me a little bit of a thrill to show friends and associates porn of stuff they used to like just to watch a little bit of the light in thier eyes die cause I'm a heartless misanthrope.

I confess that fnyunj and I share similar morning and evening feelings.

I confess that I've fapped to stuff so twisted it would curve your spine like polio to view it.
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Postby Awkwardschoolgirl on Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:27 pm

I confess that I find Guro arousing at times.

I confess that I have issues having a female body, but don't have the balls(no pun intended) to try to fix that in any way.

I confess I sometimes miss having sex with my ex who cheated on me and almost ruined my life.

That's it for now.
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Postby Schwalker on Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:26 am

I confess to a number of things...

1) Worked at a fetisch club and found it rather boring despite several sexual invites, in the end it was just a job...How boring can a guy be?

2) Worked for a gambling syndicate but left after a few years "Because only an idiot stays in this job to long"..Now I got friends that have retired while I get up early in the morning to face a dead end job..Idiot!

3) Found out that I love my footy club more than any human, including my family...How sad is that?

4) Knew my wife was cheating and was rather happy about it as it gave me more opportunities to do whatever I felt like doing, I even invited the guy to our christmas party...
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Postby Kittyboymuffin on Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:42 am

I'm suddenly reminded of Dogma ...

Thirteenth Apostle: You masturbate more than anyone else in the world!
Jay: Aw, c'mon, tell 'em something they don't know.
Thirteenth Apostle: You think about MEN when you're doing it!
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!

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Postby Kingofthemorlocks on Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:09 am

I confess that every day I find porn less and less satisfying, less and less interesting...even the extremely kinky bizarre stuff aimed at people too jaded for normal porn to affect, doesn't affect me.
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Postby AkaneJones on Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:21 pm

I confess I ocationally draw really freakin' mested up d/ style body mod characters, eat your heart out Papa'n, DynamoSP, Henmaru Machino, & Octopus Trap.
So just what is Gainax trying to say here?
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Postby Lowky on Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:20 pm

RavenxDrake wrote:I confess that I've performed retaliatory acts that border on felony in response to rude behavior.

I confess that it gives me a little bit of a thrill to show friends and associates porn of stuff they used to like just to watch a little bit of the light in thier eyes die cause I'm a heartless misanthrope.

I confess that fnyunj and I share similar morning and evening feelings.

I confess that I've fapped to stuff so twisted it would curve your spine like polio to view it.


I confess that despite appearances to the contrary I am not RavenxDrake. (In other words, Raven just described me)
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Postby Swordsman3003 on Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:40 pm

I confess that I have fapped to basically every possible thing there is to fap to that you can get on the internet.

I confess that I've masturbated in a classroom at my school.

I confess that I've even masturbated to semi-nude paintings in a museum while I was in the museum.

I've become obsessed with money. Hoarding it for no particular reason.

I feel like I'm waiting around for my parents to die so I can collect the insurance money and so I'll have something sad happen to me that I can gripe about, and because I feel like that my sister isn't being raised properly...it's not like she's being abused, but it seems like she sits around all day watching TV or something.

I confess that at times I felt like I would be better off as a girl, but don't specifically care about any aspect of being a girl. Because of this, I've come to the conclusion that I've just identified with ways that I see girls commonly act and that's what's confused me is all. But the idea is still there I suppose.

I confess that I go out of my way to make people feel sorry for me, because I start feeling sad and I enjoy feeling sad. I don't have enough to be legitamately sad about.

I feel bad for buying music...like I'm wasting my money.

I confess to stealing things from people's homes just to prove to myself that it was easy to do.

I confess that I have tried on the underwear of my female relatives.
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Postby MistressMaggie on Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:12 pm

I confess I am removing many of my posts.
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Postby Swordsman3003 on Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:16 pm

Is it bad that some of those things make me hot?
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Postby Lulujayne on Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:21 pm

I confess that I'm in love with a man who I can never be with and it hurts so much that I push the feeling deep down and try to ignore it, which is most likely part of the reason why we end up arguing at the end of the evening.

I confess that I am absolutely unable to be emotionally honest with certain people - I am terrified of being vulnerable and this fear seems to always feck my relationships up (wow, that was cathartic.)

I confess that I have some "issues" regarding sex and in particular intimacy that came from my old job as a "masseuse," and I have yet to resolve them.

I confess that I was not going to post anything in this thread, but then I realized that I was never going to air these things anywhere else, ever, and that makes me kind of sad.

Mea Culpa.
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