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*observes WallWeasels' postcount*

aha! new person! commence the raping!

*releases the commando rape penguin squads, newly armed with fully articulated force-feedback tentacle strapons*

Thanks I knew I would have to get that done at some point. <.<

I'm the monarch of the sea,
The ruler of the Queen's Nayvee,
Whose praise great Briton loudly chants
And we are his sisters and his cousins and his aunts!


@WallWeasels, what anime is that gif in your sig from?

Heh... that's Hand Maid Mai (a Sequel to Hand Maid May, a pretty ecchi show about robotic maids).

Saddly, due to some problems with the production company they only produced like one 30min OAV for it...

It was pretty good though.

Did someone say RAPE?

*releases the Duct Tape Tentacle Monster of Doom*

Oh my GOD!!!

King of the Morlocks and Squiddy, that is the most fantastic and funny thing to have graced my eyes in a very, very long time!

"Gentlemen?"
"Sir!"
"Gentlemen?"
"Sir!"

*convulses on the floor with complete and utter abandoned mirth!*

I finally found the song I wanted to use for this little post. Many thanks to a friend of mine, not on these forums, but a diligent data miner and all around good chap anyway.

Not quite to the tune of "My Favorite Things".. in fact, not to that tune at all. More to the tune of "Music of the Night".

Tentacles of the Night

School girl squeals and
Tightens every muscle
Tentacoos wape and
Enjoy every struggle
Suddenly she’s moaning
With squelching and some groaning
Helpless to resist, try as she might
Welcoming the tentacles of the night.

Slowly, gently
Feelers wrap around her
Grab them, taste them
Knobby, pink, and tender
Don’t turn your face away
Its time for semen play
Bukkake on your skin it feels so right
Oozing from the tentacles of the night

Close your eyes
And whimper with repressed desire
Spread your legs and let tentacles explore
Shut your mouth, and let your body sing
And you’ll cum like you’ve never cum before

Softly, deftly
Pinching clit and nipple
Feel them, squeeze them
As they writhe and ripple
Open up your ass
Give the tentacles a pass
Your body shivers with anal delight
Spasming with the tentacles of the night

Let your fingers start a journey to a wet new world
You’re dripping like you never have before
Grind until you’re where you long to be
Only then can you cum with me

Floating, Falling
Wape and masturbation
Touch me, touch you
Monster molestation
You’re gladly giving in
To this fantasy I spin
Its kinky when you add a little fright
Because you love the tentacles of the night

You alone can make this hentai right
Use plenty of the tentacles of the night

Lulujayne wrote: *ponders the possibility of somehow making goggles sexy*

Goggles are always sexy... if they... fit your head... damn me and my big head.

Oi, Squidflakes.... Pure genius. I can just hear it with the Phantom's voice, coming from a mesmerising tentacled monster...
*fapfapfapfapfap*

goggles you say...

Alright, I think that proves it: goggles are indeed sexy.

Swordie, forgive me for stealing your line, but *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP* - Do I make myself clear?

Churba wrote:Swordie, forgive me for stealing your line, but *FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP* - Do I make myself clear?

Well said, sir, well said.

I'm not all original like you guys, so I have to go with pre-made songs by artists I like.

Currently my song is "From Yesterday", by 30 Seconds to Mars.

my song ? DU HAST

*grabs glow sticks and puts on goggles... dances around to "Du Hast"*

xnapalmxmorningx wrote:goggles you say...
{smoking hot pic}

Congratulations Napalm, my cock is now so hard I can fuck pavement.

Here's a health to the Queen and a lasting peace
to factions an end and wealth increase
Come, let us drink while we have breath
For there's no drinking after death

And he who would this health deny
Down among the dead men
Down among the dead men
Down down down down
Down among the dead men let him lie.

goggles you say...
{Pic}

Why, yes. I did saw goggles there my cutie. And By jove, what is that I hear...

*grabs glow sticks and puts on goggles... dances around to "Du Hast"*

Ah yes, the nights that I spent so well at IGUN... I love the Goth Industrial scene.

And Aeridus, I think polar bears will do fine... Very masculean... I think...