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If it's any consolation, at least you didn't dream about molesting a bus driver whilst shitting your pants

MistressMaggie wrote: Ever have dreams that make you sick? When I've been drinking I have dreams that go around in circles until it makes me sick, normally about math. A mathematical problem will keep going round and round in my head until i wake up nauseaus.

you sure it isn't the hangover that made you nauseas the next day? I know i woke up feelin a bit queasy this morning! (the fun time i had at the bar last night made it totally worth it though. )

Lulujayne wrote: My dreams tend to get like that when I have "black holes," (what I call episodes of severe depression.) Although they never get quite as vivid and horrible as they did during detox, they come pretty close.

have you ever experienced sleep paralysis?that's some scary shit.

I've had that sleep paralysis thing.. At one point in time I could do it almost at will.. Hell, I think I even had my eyes open and saw durring that time, but I can't remember.. it was.. odd.. Kinda cool too, in a way.

I've had sleep paralysis a few times... one time, it lasted for a good hour, but thankfully it was a long time ago. Now and then it only lasts for about 30 seconds and I force myself back to sleep so my body can unfreeze. Very very panicky to go through.

Another Question: Ever had a dream or nightmare come true?

It's happened to me twice. Once was perhaps an odd coincidence, I'm a bartender, and to log in we have swipe cards, right? Well i had a dream on friday night that my swipe card broke on me, then on saturday I had my swipe card in my vest pocket and it broke in half...

The other time was absolutely terrifying.. my recurring nightmare came true.

I used to have nightmares (even before i started driving) that I would be driving, and I'd try to stop the car and it would just keep creeping forward, no matter how hard i pushed on the brake. This dream creeped me out.

Then it came true.

Three years ago, My father bought me my first car, an old beat-up 1989 honda accord, on its last legs. I was driving it to work one day and when I came around a corner, a loose nut fell into the engine and jammed the throttle open. The car started accelerating. The light ahead of me turned red and i tried to stop the car, but no matter how hard i pushed on the pedal, it kept creeping forward on me, i was convinced i was going to hit the car in front of me. The light turned green, i turned into the parking lot at work, (freaking out at this point), slammed it into park, took the keys out and got out of the car, and the car kept running. I kicked it a couple times ( i was mad) and it shuddered and died.


...However, my recurring nightmare from my childhood of a train coming down the sidewalk and stopping in front of my house has never come true.

Thank goodness that last one didn't come true.

I've had a fair number of my dreams come true, and some of them were very unlikely things. But for the most part they weren't bad, just unusual or semi-mundane.

I had a dream about Ghastly and the Kwerki Sweater Contest last night!

Ghastly was called in as a substitute teacher at my school ( i think it was a high school?) and first he was trying to teach a computer class, but i wasn't paying attention because i was trying to look up pictures of Kwerki on my computer so i could sketch out my entry to the sweater contest. Then he was trying to teach a religion class, and he had a bunch of handouts for us to do, but i used the back of mine to sketch out my entry pose (which was me, in the sweater i bought for my friend, leaning over a counter like someone's about to take me from behind, licking a three tier wedding cake while wearing a chef's hat). At some point i got up to move to a different desk because people were bothering me and I realized that there was a cucumber-shaped vibrator in my hand and everyone could see it, so i stuffed it into the waistband of my pants and sat down. The guy in front of me (some kid i went to gradeschool with) passes me this note. It's a short message about how I'm having an affair with Ghastly. Ghastly catches him passing the note and asks to see it, so i'm laughing and saying, "yeah, man! show him the note you wrote!" while ghastly's reading the note.

We went on a field trip that day, but it really just involved riding a bus around town while ghastly dropped kids off at various street corners and told them to go give confessions to the prostitutes.

After school there was some sort of catered function in an old portable classroom, and i was obviously not of high school age because we were drinking. I was sitting next to Ghastly and he was talking about how he makes his own rye in wineglasses, which prompted the girl sitting on his other side to tell me that one of my friends had died of a deadly rye and narcotics combination. I got upset since apparently nobody had told me about this when it happened, so Ghastly held my hand and i rested my head on his shoulder for a while. Then he got me drunk on table wine and i woke up before i got to find out where that was leading.

MistressMaggie wrote: me, in the sweater i bought for my friend, leaning over a counter like someone's about to take me from behind, licking a three tier wedding cake while wearing a chef's hat.

Can I please make an official request that this be your submission for the contest? That'd be beautiful.

*agrees with awkward*

lol Well I am bartending for a wedding tomorrow night...

Ooh! Ooh! I had a weird dream last night that I thought I should share...

My mom and I had apparently made the olympics and my dad was going to drive us but the inside of the minivan was snowy and icy so we had to scrape it all out before we left. There was a phone book stuck to the inside of the driver's side door. We also kept getting the mail of the asian family who had moved into my neighbour's house while they were participating in the olympics as well.

Then the scene shifted to me coming out of a bar where a concert or something similar had just happened. But as I was halfway down the block with a friend of mine I realised I had left my glasses inside and my friend said that my other friend had them. So I rushed back to the bar to go inside and look for them and on my way in I bumped into Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen walking out of the bar hand in hand and Sid asked me why I was going back in so I told them I was going to make sure Nancy hadn't left anything in there that could get her in any trouble. So I went in and was searching around and kept finding heroin needles and piles of white powder on the floor amidst all of the garbage and I came across a table that I had left my glasses on, but the table now had a big pile of different glasses all over it, so I found my friend who supposedly had them so I asked him if he knew where they were but he kept playing it off like they weren't really important so I started arguing with him and he kept telling me that I didn't really need them and that I looked better without them, but then I realised he was wearing them himself.

Then I woke up... It was a thoroughly enjoyable dream, if not a bit distressing that my friend had taken my glasses. But yay Sid and Nancy!!!

I used to get sleep paralysis when I was younger. Scary shit. once I could have sworn a succubus was at the foot of my bed.

I've also had audio halucinations. Those are creepy. I'm about to fall asleep and next thin I know I hear someone unfamilliar say something in my ear.


Alot of my dreams come true. but they're always mundane like thise one time I dreamt I was flying a P51 Mustang over some island chain, and a few months ago I was playing Aces High 2 and then I saw the exact same sight off the right wing of my P51.

Another time I dreamt I was sitting in the classroom at the Armory listening to a Lieutenant, and the next day I was sitting in the classroom of the Armory attending a class by that very same Lt.

once I could have sworn a succubus was at the foot of my bed.

Well, I shot a man in reno, him an all his succubi.....

Heh, wow, glad to know I'm not the only one with those kinds of dreams (only mundane stuff predicted here, too).

My brain is surprisingly good at predicting the future, that or I'm tapping into the universal consciousness. I'm not entirely sure which.

My other theory is that the universe exists in a state of going forwards and backwards at the same time, and that there is a "summit point" at which the universe simply freezes and goes back in on itself time-wise as well as spatially. This would be a complex version of symmetry, but symmetry nonetheless. And as we all know, symmetry is *everywhere* in nature.

As for sleep paralysis, I still get that from time to time, I agree that it's not fun at all.

Nearly all of my dreams are horribly fucked up and make no sense whatsoever. Most of the time, I remember having them and wake up incredibly confused the next morning, but I can never remember what actually happened. I'm pretty sure that if I ever remembered any of my dreams for more than a few seconds, I would go completely insane.

Dude, I once had a nightmare about Bindi Irwin.

I was horribly drunk last night, and as a result had a series of nonsensical dreams, the only one of which i can remember was about protecting a grocery store from a group of hooligans who were putting dried herbs (thyme to be specific) into the bins of bulk candy.

Churba wrote:

once I could have sworn a succubus was at the foot of my bed.

Well, I shot a man in reno, him an all his succubi.....

I do believe the body of Johnny Cash just exploded.

I had a fun dream that wasn't completely clear, though I do remember at one point seeing a guy bend over and he didn't have any pants on, and his cock was just dangling there...

And a few minutes later, a girl who was working with him bent over to look at the same thing, and she wasn't wearing any pants/skirt/underwear either, and I got a great view of her pussy, large lips and all.

I do believe the body of Johnny Cash just exploded.

Oh, It gets worse - I have a hundred of the things.

Well I shot a man in Reno, And watered His Cacti....