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Posted: **Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:30 am**

Just woke up from a really bizarre dream...

I dreamt that I was going on a ski trip (because i'm planning one for this january) and when i went to get my lift pass, they said it was $80/day regularly, but it was $37.99 if you have a heart condition. Since i have some minor heart issues, they sent me to this room to be tested to prove i had a heart condition with this weird doctor guy. They hooked me up to that Blood pressure/pulse meter/ Thermometer thing they use at blood clinics, and My pulse rate was at like 20, but they doctor guy said that despite that, my heart was fine (?). So i stole a pass from him to say i was entitled to the discount and went on my way. Later on, I find out that after I left, someone killed the doctor and I was the prime suspect. So i went back to the office to look for clues, with this guy i work with who i can't stand. We get there, and he goes crazy (i guess he killed the doctor?) and starts throwing knives at me, which i am somehow deflecting with the blade of a much smaller knife. Then he gives up on me and goes to shoot this old man and i jump over onto the old man to protect him from the bullets, which are going in slow motion all Matrix-like. I can tell that the bullets are hitting me, but i feel no pain and don't appear to be bleeding.

Then I turned into Dean Cain playing superman. Not superman, but Dean Cain playing superman. As in i had to wear a harness and was suspended by ropes to create the illusion of flight.

Odd...

WangyJohn wrote:Vreud said that ven you dream ov ze vlying, you really dreav ov ze coitus.

So if my flying dreams are about sex... and my sex dreams are about sex... Damn, I must be horny!

Posted: **Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:17 pm**

MistressMaggie wrote: So if my flying dreams are about sex... and my sex dreams are about sex... Damn, I must be horny!

its okay, I'm horny too..

Posted: **Sun Nov 19, 2006 12:21 pm**

Rose Walker: Say, whoever you are. Do you know what Freud said about dreams of flying? It means you're really dreaming about having sex.
Morpheus (the personifcation and creator of dreams): Indeed? Tell me, then, what does it mean when you dream about having sex?

Posted: **Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:38 pm**

lulujayne wrote:"Once I dreamed I was a sausage roll..."

eternal sexings if anyone knows where that's from (no googling now )

Queenie in Blackadder II, methinks.

Posted: **Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:15 am**

Woo Hoo! Eternal sexings shall forever be available to our dearest Indigo Violent

That line always makes me giggle!

Posted: **Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:44 pm**

Excellent.

Posted: **Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:52 am**

Kittyboymuffin wrote:
Rose Walker: Say, whoever you are. Do you know what Freud said about dreams of flying? It means you're really dreaming about having sex.
Morpheus (the personifcation and creator of dreams): Indeed? Tell me, then, what does it mean when you dream about having sex?

Ven you dream of ze sex, it means ze sex vit your mother.

Posted: **Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:57 am**

Oddly enough, I dreamed that my mom was fucking me the other night, only she had a cock and I had a vagina. Very strange. >.<

And that begs the question... if you dream of sex with your mother, what does that really signify?

Posted: **Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:57 pm**

aeridus wrote:Oddly enough, I dreamed that my mom was fucking me the other night, only she had a cock and I had a vagina. Very strange. >.<

And that begs the question... if you dream of sex with your mother, what does that really signify?

It means you are ze nut, as crazy as ze coconut.

Posted: **Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:02 pm**

WangyJohn wrote:
aeridus wrote:Oddly enough, I dreamed that my mom was fucking me the other night, only she had a cock and I had a vagina. Very strange. >.<

And that begs the question... if you dream of sex with your mother, what does that really signify?
It means you are ze nut, as crazy as ze coconut.

What does that mean? That boy needs therapy!

Wheeee! I love that song! <3

Posted: **Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:22 pm**

My favorite porno of all time is with two preop transexuals. MtF and FtM

Posted: **Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:10 pm**

swordsman3003 wrote:My favorite porno of all time is with two preop transexuals. MtF and FtM

Linkplz

Posted: **Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:16 pm**

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Angel

You can find a whole lot of stuff done by this person.

Posted: **Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:07 am**

awkwardschoolgirl wrote:
WangyJohn wrote:
aeridus wrote:Oddly enough, I dreamed that my mom was fucking me the other night, only she had a cock and I had a vagina. Very strange. >.<

And that begs the question... if you dream of sex with your mother, what does that really signify?
It means you are ze nut, as crazy as ze coconut.
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy!

Wheeee! I love that song! <3

The Avalanches ROCK! I've seen them live sooo many times back in Sydney. Funniest live shows I've ever seen - wires everywhere, and amazing visuals!

Posted: **Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:01 am**

Lulujayne wrote: The Avalanches ROCK! I've seen them live sooo many times back in Sydney. Funniest live shows I've ever seen - wires everywhere, and amazing visuals!

*is jealous*

On the subject of dreams, I had one last night where I tried to sign up for DSL, and was rejected, because I was deemed not worthy of broadband.

My shitty internet haunts even my dreams, now.

Posted: **Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:29 am**

swordsman3003 wrote:My favorite porno of all time is with two preop transexuals. MtF and FtM

I came just thinking about it.

Posted: **Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:15 am**

Well...it exists. It's good stuff.

Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:33 pm**

I had my first dream about this forum last night.... I was reading about Katjapurrs upcoming surgery before i went to bed, and i guess i've been watching too much grey's anatomy...

I was working a party or something.. i remember i was selling food from behind a counter (big paper bags full of french fries) and this ambulance pulls up. Katja is driving, and she pulls up, opens the door, and there's blood everywhere, in her lap and on the floor under her seat, but all she can say is "it's gone.. it's gone..." Apparently, at this point i became a surgeon and hopped into the ambulance to take her to a hospital in London, Ontario, despite the fact that she kept telling me it wasn't necessary because "it's gone now. It's ok!" The highway we were on, oddly enough, appeared to be driving through a prison, as every few minutes we would pass a giant wall with barbed wire across the top. I got lost and had to stop for directions to the hospital because "I'm a surgeon, not a driver dammit!"

I don't remember whether we ever made it to the hospital, but at least katja was happy.

Posted: **Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:35 am**

Wow, that must have been an interesting dream.

Posted: **Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:55 pm**

MistressMaggie wrote:I had my first dream about this forum last night.... I was reading about Katjapurrs upcoming surgery before i went to bed, and i guess i've been watching too much grey's anatomy...

I was working a party or something.. i remember i was selling food from behind a counter (big paper bags full of french fries) and this ambulance pulls up. Katja is driving, and she pulls up, opens the door, and there's blood everywhere, in her lap and on the floor under her seat, but all she can say is "it's gone.. it's gone..." Apparently, at this point i became a surgeon and hopped into the ambulance to take her to a hospital in London, Ontario, despite the fact that she kept telling me it wasn't necessary because "it's gone now. It's ok!" The highway we were on, oddly enough, appeared to be driving through a prison, as every few minutes we would pass a giant wall with barbed wire across the top. I got lost and had to stop for directions to the hospital because "I'm a surgeon, not a driver dammit!"

I don't remember whether we ever made it to the hospital, but at least katja was happy.

your obsessed with sex and want a penis...

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