Got a Freudian question for ya

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:02 am

Kay. ^^

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:24 pm

Belated response but...

SQUEE!!! I was in one of Maggie's dreams!!! Nifty!!!! *happy dance*

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:38 am

I had my first episode of Sleep Paralysis today. I'm glad you guys talked about it so I knew what was going on. It was weird. My alarm went off, and I shut it off, then decided to just close my eyes for a couple more minutes. I changed my mind and tried to get up and I couldn't move, but it was really weird because it felt like I was moving, but my body just didn't respond. I was mentally hitting myself in the face trying to wake myself up, but of course, my body wasn't moving, so that didn't work. I eventually just gave up, relaxed, and let myself fall asleep and woke back up, and I could move again.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:41 am

I woke up at noon today. :3

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:49 am

I was woken up around noon by a pulled muscle in my left calf.

Those aches can be cured in under 30 seconds by flexing your big toe upward and your other toes downwards.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:04 pm

I was at a friends house last night (I was up till 4 on /b/), slept for like two hours, and fell asleep later in the day.

Asdfdsg, now I'm just deliberatly fucking with my inner watch.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:11 am

MistressMaggie wrote:I had my first episode of Sleep Paralysis today. I'm glad you guys talked about it so I knew what was going on. It was weird. My alarm went off, and I shut it off, then decided to just close my eyes for a couple more minutes. I changed my mind and tried to get up and I couldn't move, but it was really weird because it felt like I was moving, but my body just didn't respond. I was mentally hitting myself in the face trying to wake myself up, but of course, my body wasn't moving, so that didn't work. I eventually just gave up, relaxed, and let myself fall asleep and woke back up, and I could move again.

Always the best way to deal with it, yeah. Thankfully I haven't had an episode for quite a while, it seems to be random when it happens.

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:54 am

Ok, so here's an exerpt of a dream I had.

First, I was at an apartment that apperently belonged top my little brother (who, in RL, and in the dream is 11). Anyway, they had a huge flatscreen TV, and they browsed the internet on it. I was shocked to notice that the page history featured my internet history (not my real, but in the dream I recognised "sexyteens.com" or something in the likes to be from my history. Fortunately they only visited one link to a torrent site (which would have downloaded some hentai game, again something not like in real life).

Later, I was riding my bike by the shore, and somehow notice Uncle Ghastly himself is coming behind me, riding a bike too. I slow down, here it comes; to check out his ass. Yup.

Anyway, sometime later, me, him, and my friend were at my place (that was, for some reason, a small mound of dirt on the side of the road with a laptop. I was apparently happy anough with that). We were listening to some music on my computer. I presume it was either Dead Prez, The Coup or Petos.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:56 am

Mmmm... Uncle Ghastly's ass...

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:31 pm

I had a dream that a political party was asking me to move to Oklahoma to run for congress.

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:04 pm

You'd probably do better than most of the candidates if you did. *G*

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:06 pm

Probably not. Not in Oklahoma.

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:38 am

So the themes of my dreams last night seem to be false accusations and death. The first dream had me at a hotel at least two nights in a row. There had been a murder the first night and for some reason I felt the need to investigate the room a friend and her husband were sharing. She informed me that I could get in without a key if I pushed hard enough on the door, so I went nosing around for a bit. Suddenly I realized that either her husband had used a LOT of aftershave or I was in the room with another victim. I immediately fled (getting my fingerprints on the door in the process), intending to call 911 and inform them that there was a dead body in the room. I ran down the stairs, which were covered with bloody footprints from someone's bare feet, trying my best not to get MY bare feet in the blood because I knew these were highly suspicious circumstances, and failing to avoid it entirely and getting blood on my feet. As I went down the stairs, I realized that there was already a full-scale investigation going on and I heard someone accusing me of doing the deed and realized I'd been set up. For some reason, I wanted nothing more to hide, and I ran full speed ahead out the doors of the hotel only to be caught.

The other dream about false accusations had me and my Mom trying to locate someone...a shoplifter maybe? I don't recall the specifics, but it involved us setting up stake-outs in a couple different stores that had stuff she might be interested in and keeping an eye on them to see if she showed up. In order to try and blend in, I was browsing, and the saleslady apparently took offense to me for some reason or another and was making nasty remarks about the stuff I was looking at and my own financial status and such. Later on, I got home only to see Mom on the phone. Apparently, the saleslady claimed I had been asked to leave and had come back later on, wearing a wig, and purchased a couple of dollar items only to disguise the fact that I was shoplifting. She claimed to have had security footage of the whole thing. Mom asked me if I'd done it and didn't believe my denials. I told her I hadn't done it and that we should take a look at the security footage and it would prove me right. Mom informed me that someone had erased the footage after watching it. I was going to trial and for some reason I was convinced that I would lose.

The last dream I recall had multiple murders, one a night, over a period of time. No one could figure out who was doing it, but everyone was convinced that it was someone the victims didn't fear. No one knew how the murderer was getting into the rooms, and everyone (including me) was terrified, wondering if they were next.The last one took place in a room (a library?) that was locked from the inside, but had a glass door leading onto a balcony that was shared with another room, and that door had been (forced?) open. All of a sudden, we realized that there was a little girl that had been on every crime scene, cowering and hiding out of fear, and we realized that SHE was the murderer because of course no one would suspect a little girl.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:10 am

The butler did it!

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:17 pm

I had a weird dream that was like a series of movie plots that were interconnected. It started out as a sort of coming of age story, where I was dreaming about my flight to France. Then it became a love story, as I apparently happened to be in love with the pilot. Then it became suspense, as the co-pilot ejected himself from the craft, leaving only the pilot to fly. Then it became action, as a bunch of asians tried to break into the cockpit to hijack the plane. Then it became sci-fi as the plane left the earth's atmosphere.

..lil bit fucked up.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:28 pm

I dreamt that Kathy Griffin was telling me, in excruciating detail, about the time she lost her car keys. Turns out they were in her vagina the whole time.

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:56 pm

I dreamt that Kathy Griffin was telling me, in excruciating detail, about the time she lost her car keys. Turns out they were in her vagina the whole time.

Are you sure it was a dream?

WangyJohn · Post by **WangyJohn** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:57 am

kingofthemorlocks wrote:I dreamt that Kathy Griffin was telling me, in excruciating detail, about the time she lost her car keys. Turns out they were in her vagina the whole time.

9999 crit dmg
9999 crit gmg.

Dam.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:19 am

I just had a very sexy, although rather nonsensical dream.

I was with a guy, who kept alternating between that very hot coworker I slept with, and my first boyfriend, who was a great lover, but a bit of a druggie and not such a nice guy. We were at a party, and I was playing some sort of board game with the guy, who was represented by the old boyfriend at that point, but all my game pieces began to resemble drugs, so I couldn't play them. Then some kid on my right lit up a really fat joint, and I couldn't breathe, so I quit the game, and the guy I was with went and smoked it with him, so I wandered off, rather pissed, but then I found him again, and while I was pissed, I checked him out and he had the very hot body of my coworker, at which point he became my coworker, but then some chick came by and pulled his shorts down (for some reason all he was wearing was a pair of short-shorts?) and I was annoyed at both some chick pulling down his pants, and the fact that he was covering himself up and I couldn't see anything. But I said what the hell and sat in his lap and started kissing him, at which point he reverted to being the old boyfriend again, and the kiss was amazing and hot. Then, unfortunately, I woke up.

...I also had a dream where I was part of a really lame video game, and another one where I went out on the roof in order to hide from Barbara-Jean from Reba.

Seth Marati · Post by **Seth Marati** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:33 pm

Oog. Are we talking about dreams? I'll just say mine are causing me to develop a real distaste for sleep. My eight hours last night were very disturbed and punctuated, so I had to have a nap today, which turned out not to help much. I must have been four degrees in that "dream within a dream" bullshit, and I guess I started panicking by the end, because when I finally woke up, my heart was pounding and I could hardly breathe. I went to sleep physically drained, and woke up mentally exhausted.

Still kinda woozy from it.