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Churba wrote:
I do believe the body of Johnny Cash just exploded.
Oh, It gets worse - I have a hundred of the things.

Well I shot a man in Reno, And watered His Cacti....
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Churba wrote:Dude, I once had a nightmare about Bindi Irwin.
Oh. My. God.

*strokes Chuirba's hair*

Are you ok now? That kid's got a touch of the goblins about her.



And by the by, what the feck is up with her accent?! No Queenslander I know speaks like that... actually, come to think of it, I don't even know any eastern-suburb-living, private-school-educated, "old-money" Sydneysider that speaks with such a pretentious accent.
I know there's more important things in life to be irritated by than Bindi Irwin's fake psuedo Brit voice, but it just gets me every time. When Steve said "Crikey!" I always wanted to hug him, when Bindi says it I kind of want to punch her. No, I don't have any children of my own, is it obvious?! No really, I don't...
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Are you ok now? That kid's got a touch of the goblins about her.
A Touch? She looks the offspring of a sloth and a predatory lizard *Shivers*

The worst part - Now she's got an ad for her shows at the zoo that not only has her singing in that horrible accent of hers, but also has a closeup of her face for about six seconds - the song + singing goes on, but she's just got this creepy grin on her face, and her head just tilts left and right a few times....
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RavenxDrake wrote:
Churba wrote:
I do believe the body of Johnny Cash just exploded.
Oh, It gets worse - I have a hundred of the things.

Well I shot a man in Reno, And watered His Cacti....
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Churba wrote:but she's just got this creepy grin on her face, and her head just tilts left and right a few times....
I was laughing out loud at that, until I suddenly stopped mid-giggle due to the sledgehammer-type realization of just how fecking creepy that must be.

You poor, poor man.
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Churba wrote:
I do believe the body of Johnny Cash just exploded.
Oh, It gets worse - I have a hundred of the things.

Well I shot a man in Reno, And watered His Cacti....
Howabout some that aren't stolen from xkcd? :P
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Three things -

1) Thanks for the link - I honestly hadn't heard of XKCD before - I actualy pinched those from one of the people at the arts theatre.

2)Well, I shot a man in Reno, and Videotaped CSI...

3) Well, I shot a man in Reno, And Neutered a Cat-guy. (I have a "Spay your Catgirl" Shirt lying around somewhere......)
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Well I copped a man in Reno, to unzip his fly...
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Well I.... got nuthin'. Sorry.
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I shot a man named Reno and watched myself die...

(my family nickname is Reno...)
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New weird dream for everyone. I just had this one last night; woke up from it at the coolest part too, dangit...

I dreamed I was a chick kinda like Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil (enhanced, you know?) and I was protecting this little girl who was leading me to four elemental orbs that only she knew how to find in order to stop the multiverse from fracturing and becoming one unified verse with all species and such intact. In the process of this, we're also running from this crazy syndicate who was trying (for some reason) to implant RFID chips in everyone, ostensibly to control them; I stole their whole supply of chips at one point and destroyed them. The dream then segued into an airport gift shop ( :o ) and suddenly the little girl ran up to me screaming that the multiverse was fracturing, and all around us these weird creatures were appearing and attacking humans, who were screaming and running; then another woman and this new guy run up, and I pull the four orbs (don't know how in the HELL I got them, but I had them) and toss one to each person, including the little girl, keeping the one for fire to myself. Each person starts chanting, starting with the other woman, a couplet to activate the orbs, and suddenly the four of us are floating above the screaming, running crowd, holding the orbs, which are glowing, and I'm just about to say my couplet when I wake up.

Anyone got any insights for me? Or, is anyone willing to write a new sci-fi novel from that? I'd do it myself, but I get disinterested in writing easily (just look at the erotica I've started and never finished. *sigh*)
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I shagged a dude in reno then made some apple pie.
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Here's a snippet of Awkward info to go into all of your scrap books:

Parts of the second Resident Evil movie was filmed in my high school and there's a blood stain on the projector screen in my Chemistry class from one of the scenes filmed in there.
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was that the one they filmed on the bloor viaduct (suicide central) bridge with the Helicopter?
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I dunno, never seen either of the RE movies.
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Post by Lulujayne »

I shook a baby in Reno, just to watch it cry.

I cracked an egg in Reno, just to see it fry.

I ate some ham in Reno, just to annoy my Rabbi.

*head explodes*
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I blew a man in Reno, got semen in my eye.
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Dabei schoss man am Horizont
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BriHahn wrote:
Anyone got any insights for me? Or, is anyone willing to write a new sci-fi novel from that? I'd do it myself, but I get disinterested in writing easily (just look at the erotica I've started and never finished. *sigh*)
it probably means that your subconscious wants you to play the FF1 remake.
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Unless it's on PC, no can do.

I have ZERO hand/eye coordination; I can barely play games on my computer! I had to quit the Goblet of Fire game 'cause I couldn't keep up with the necessary game movements on my freakin' keyboard! *L*
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