Unusual places to fap?
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Unusual places to fap?
This month's theme seems to be fapping so I'll add this.
What unusual places have you fapped in?
For myself, I think the most unusual was driving down I-5 (by myself). As I recall it was pretty unsatisfying as I was more worried about running into something at 80+ than anything else. Damn I was bored on that trip.
What unusual places have you fapped in?
For myself, I think the most unusual was driving down I-5 (by myself). As I recall it was pretty unsatisfying as I was more worried about running into something at 80+ than anything else. Damn I was bored on that trip.
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I'm boring...I've only ever schlicked in my own home, limited to my bedroom, the bathroom, by my computer and on the futon in the family room.
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Hmm. In the basement, in the bedroom ... and that's about it, really. Damn, I'm vanilla. 
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
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Its easier to list the strange places where I haven't fapped.
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Pretty close to my answer... I've not shlicked in the White House or the Smithsonian... Yet. (I have in the Tower of London, though.)squidflakes wrote:Its easier to list the strange places where I haven't fapped.
I've shlicked - or, at least, double clicked the mouse - in cars, on busses, on a train, on airplanes - both in the loo, and in my seat - public restrooms, private restrooms (homes of friends, acquaintances, at parties, etc...) in restaurants, in dressing rooms, in the park, in the woods, in bars, in clubs, and on a public pool table...
I've touched it in public and semi-public places hoping nobody would see me, and also because I knew someone would... I've done so, variously, on my own volition, on bets, on dares, and just because I thought my clit would explode if I didn't.
I'd talk mosr about it... But I think the little button wants some attention now.
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Hmmm.. strangest place I've masturbated would probably be in a tent that I shared with my mother. And no, she wasn't in it at the time I've also rubbed my clit in my english class... Ummm... I think those are the only strange places I've ever masturbated... The list of strange places I've had sex/fooled around with someone is longer.
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I've masturbated on a schoolbus a few times... with people still on it I might add. 
And I also masturbated while watching porn on an Amtrak, that was rather thrilling.
Other than that, mostly it's just been my bedroom, the bathrooms at every workplace I've been at, and some breakrooms too. Also, in the semi-private lounge at school with people in the computer part of the room.
And I also masturbated while watching porn on an Amtrak, that was rather thrilling.
Other than that, mostly it's just been my bedroom, the bathrooms at every workplace I've been at, and some breakrooms too. Also, in the semi-private lounge at school with people in the computer part of the room.
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Numerous public bathrooms, one of an amusement park (Amusement
). Also, at a french class. I sat in the back, and it was still the time of dry ejaculations (which people fail to take full advantage of. I know I didn't)
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The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
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This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
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ohh, strange places to satisfy ones self, welll
alone
oblivion at alton towers (vert rolercoaster drop makes for an interesting experience)
a kyak on the thames
with a companion
in my old school library (build a soundproofed room in a school full of horny teens and what do you expect)
a friends garden pond
and i think i will go out of my way to find a couple more just to add to the list
alone
oblivion at alton towers (vert rolercoaster drop makes for an interesting experience)
a kyak on the thames
with a companion
in my old school library (build a soundproofed room in a school full of horny teens and what do you expect)
a friends garden pond
and i think i will go out of my way to find a couple more just to add to the list
Word to the wise, never go out clubbing for seven hours just before an exam.
i think every room of every house i have ever lived in has seen the raw power that is the Halo fap mastering.
i used to do it in my dorm while my roomate was asleep...at least i hope he was asleep...na i don't care.
I used to do it in the car on my 20+ minute drive home from work at 2 in the morning.
-halo
i used to do it in my dorm while my roomate was asleep...at least i hope he was asleep...na i don't care.
I used to do it in the car on my 20+ minute drive home from work at 2 in the morning.
-halo
All of these are below 15:
On the top bunk of a bed in a dorm housing 2 other guys.
In the bathroom stall at school
In a corrider at school
On a airplane's bathroom stall thing.
On a bus
That's about it - not a whole lot.
Which brings to the conclusion that I need to find more places to fap and/or fap more.
On the top bunk of a bed in a dorm housing 2 other guys.
In the bathroom stall at school
In a corrider at school
On a airplane's bathroom stall thing.
On a bus
That's about it - not a whole lot.
Which brings to the conclusion that I need to find more places to fap and/or fap more.
Bar-hah!
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With me, I have a sort of phobia of getting caught, so I probably couldn't do very well in places that're TOO strange ...
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
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Holy crap Frombork, thats a whole lotta public fapping!
-I've also masturbated in the back of a car during a road trip while my parents where driving. Mom was asleep, twas nighttime, and I was very quiet.
-Friend's houses, Relative's houses.
-Public library, in a cubicle type thing that had partitions to either side.
-Underneath a blanket during a movie marathon at a party. (I only attempted this because most of the party goers where already asleep)
-Hotel room in a bed I shared with two others. I think one of the gals next to me may have known what I was up to, but she never did bring it up
-I've also masturbated in the back of a car during a road trip while my parents where driving. Mom was asleep, twas nighttime, and I was very quiet.
-Friend's houses, Relative's houses.
-Public library, in a cubicle type thing that had partitions to either side.
-Underneath a blanket during a movie marathon at a party. (I only attempted this because most of the party goers where already asleep)
-Hotel room in a bed I shared with two others. I think one of the gals next to me may have known what I was up to, but she never did bring it up
Honestly I have a bit of a thing about sex when those around me are unaware of it, and realized from a rather early age that I could masturbate without using my hands, my positioning myself in certain ways and moving my legs in a way that really doesn't look dirty at all.
Typically its bouncing one leg just slightly with my knees mostly together, and that method carried me pretty well from about the age of 9 to 21.
Then I found toys, and everything changed
So the list for me for public masturbation is pretty long, since thats one of those things that gets me going. I'm terrified of getting caught, and fear is a huge turn off for me, but if i'm comfident that nobody knows, and can be covert about it

Then came the world of covert mutual masturbation in public, thanks to a number of truely great little devices that can be controlled by one person to effect the other
Typically its bouncing one leg just slightly with my knees mostly together, and that method carried me pretty well from about the age of 9 to 21.
Then I found toys, and everything changed
So the list for me for public masturbation is pretty long, since thats one of those things that gets me going. I'm terrified of getting caught, and fear is a huge turn off for me, but if i'm comfident that nobody knows, and can be covert about it
Then came the world of covert mutual masturbation in public, thanks to a number of truely great little devices that can be controlled by one person to effect the other
One of the things foreman used to have to listen for in sewing factories was the sound of the sewing machine speeding up as someone did essentially that same thing.Drigovas wrote: Typically its bouncing one leg just slightly with my knees mostly together, and that method carried me pretty well from about the age of 9 to 21.
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