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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:30 pm
by Swordsman3003
The members keep getting hooked up so there's a lot of turnover.

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:43 pm
by BriHahn
*rotfl*

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:42 pm
by Awkwardschoolgirl
squidflakes wrote:
awkwardschoolgirl wrote:Last time I had sex was... May 28th, which was 27 days ago. Next time I'll be having sex will be September 1st, 69 days from today and actually, probably around this time or in an hour or so.

Heh... 69.
My next time is going to be September 1st.
I edited Squiddy's, he got the wrong date because he was looking at the 2005 website for CN. *sigh*

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:01 pm
by Aeridus
awkwardschoolgirl wrote:
squidflakes wrote:
awkwardschoolgirl wrote:Last time I had sex was... May 28th, which was 27 days ago. Next time I'll be having sex will be September 1st, 69 days from today and actually, probably around this time or in an hour or so.

Heh... 69.
My next time is going to be September 1st.
I edited Squiddy's, he got the wrong date because he was looking at the 2005 website for CN. *sigh*
Maybe he was just being hopeful. ;)

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:33 pm
by Putaro
swordsman3003 wrote:The members keep getting hooked up so there's a lot of turnover.
Yes and after you get married and have kids you can join again.

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:39 pm
by RantinAn
Lolz kids LOLZ.

thats not exactly... likely for kitty and me or squiddy n akward.

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:56 pm
by JohnnyTwoEyes
I was hoping to go visit my boyfriend this summer, but my health has been too poor. I honestly have no clue when I'm next going to see him.

I suppose that makes me sexless too.

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:18 pm
by Putaro
RantinAn wrote:Lolz kids LOLZ.

thats not exactly... likely for kitty and me or squiddy n akward.
Then you may have an enjoyable sex life ever after

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:19 pm
by Kite-san
i thought the club was the rubber baton we whomp 'em in the back of the head with to knock 'em out so its easier to drag 'em to one of the rape pits?

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:39 pm
by WangyJohn
kite-san wrote:i thought the club was the rubber baton we whomp 'em in the back of the head with to knock 'em out so its easier to drag 'em to one of the rape pits?
Nah, we're too shy to even talk to members of the opposite sex long enough to distract them, so we could knock them out.

D:

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:44 pm
by /d/viant slashbot
Who said anything about members of the opposite sex?

Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:46 pm
by WangyJohn
Oh, yeah...

But the rape pits, waaaaay overrated. Everyone's just leaning at the walls and staring at their own feet, with a few "Uh-huh" "so, rape..." 's every now and then, with no action whatsoever.

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:06 am
by Aeridus
Good thing the rape pits have tentacle monsters to get things moving. ;)

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:26 am
by LindaH
aeridus wrote:Good thing the rape pits have tentacle monsters to get things moving. ;)
ha! you shoudl have seen them, standing at the walls going "well, you ehh. like? oh the game is on!" then all the guys watched the game and drank beer. shesh!

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:07 am
by Aeridus
That's what happens when you don't pay them enough to care. :P

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:58 pm
by Ce6
BriHahn wrote:Man, I wish I fucking knew when the next time I'm going to have sex is. XD

Last time... I don't remember the date, but it was over two years ago.

FUCK! I need to find a guy.
Eight years and counting here (yes, I remember the date, no I won't tell).
Next time? Who knows. Maybe less than another 8 years, maybe more. I have more important things to worry about in my life.

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:39 pm
by The Oblivion Man
My next time is whenever I have $150 to spare and I can't think of any better use for it. Of course, considering it's currently a good month when I have $30 to spare, that may be a while....

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:35 am
by Alter alias
About 26 hours ago, gotta love clubbing sometimes, well clubbing and passing yourself off as old enough to drink.

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:17 pm
by Kite-san
you're kidding me? we've lapsed on rape-pit maintenance? how did we let THAT happen?

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:36 pm
by Indigo Violent
I selflessly volunteer to help bring rape standards in this community back up to par, even if I have to deflower those virgins myself.