Comic Genesis Forums

I figured it'd be nice to have a thread where we share the odd things that we do really really well. Few places give you free space to brag.

Of course, I'll start us off. I have a near encyclopedic knowledge of sex toys (models, types, materials, designs, accessories, the whole bit) and I use this knowledge far more than anything I learned in school.

I'm a master of innuendo.

aeridus wrote:I'm a master of innuendo.

which end?

(braces self)

*sneakily invades you with his general and two captains*

...if you know what I mean.

Ambiguity is my.

he's behind enemy lines and firmly entrenched in a butt bunker.

edit: aeridus, I mean.

Whistling whilst inhaling. I like it. Relatively few people have mastered the trick.

that used to be the only way I could whistle

i've managed to whistle both ways. kind of like a harmonica.

My Mom said the only people with clap are the ones that suck at whistling.

[Rimshot]

Ah. Was that the gift of bad standup?

I can whistle 6 different ways.

I can even hum and whistle at the same time, sounds like a kazoo.

I can do that water drop noise, we could put together the GGC mouth noise band!

I can make a high pitched shrill screech that leaves people sobbing and holding their ears in pain.

Can I be in the band?

Most of my tricks involve contorting my body is ways that nobody seems to enjoy seeing.

ok i got one.

i can make this very strange sound with my mouth that no one else that i have met has even been able to do.

it sounds sort of like the clicking sound that the Raptors made in Jurassic Park.

i have tried to teach my GF how to make it, but with no success.

one day i'll meet some one else who can do it though...and then the Ninja Power Battle will begin (or fenzied mateing)

-halo

I can curl my tongue into a W, as well as bend it back behind my uvula.

I can do the raptor click thing too,
along with a a very good Godzilla impression.
I can pop my left shoulder blade out in a weird manner.
I start to purr when people rub under my chin or at the base of my skull.
My eyes go out of focus during sex.
and sarcasm.

I can ejaculate so hard I've managed to bukkake myself on ocasion.

xnapalmxmorningx wrote: I can do the raptor click thing too,

so...would you like a 'power battle' or mateing?

-halo