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Postby WangyJohn on Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:42 am

Ahridako wrote:ahahaha i just started re-reading some, i love how many different words one has to use for 'penis' with these stories.


That reminds me. The first erotic story I wrote, I set a goal to not use one word for penis twice.

I succeeded, but it wasn't all that long.

The story, that is.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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Re: Can't believe i forgot!

Postby Kite-san on Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:55 am

Ahridako wrote:it's a bit off topic, but this is some of my first stories + pictures slash/ kinda interactive tentical monsters genki fun with school girls.

<a href="http://www.shokushu.com/">GENKI</a>

Some of the real people/tenticle monster pictures
<a href="http://www.shokushu.com/shs/outdoors/beach/images/beachtnt.jpg">Beach picture</a>

Enjoy everyone, now that i remember it... i think I will reread a few. My favorite before was the geography room one. :D hehehe invisible tenticles.


hehe, glad to see i wasn't the only person to come here from shokushu rather than to shokushu ffrom here. has it gotten better there again? was having trouble for quite awhile with a handful of people..
http://www.shokushu.com come all ye faithful to an RP forum for tentacoo wape. okay, well actually the forum is HERE http://shokushucampus.com/ now, but the site is still fun.

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Postby DarkAngel on Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:10 am

How I got the Internet

"Hey <brother's name>, just read about this thing called the 'Internet' in Time Magazine. Apparently you can easily find free porn on this thing, 24 hours a day. And that's on the computer. Mom and dad can't even program the VCR without our help, much less find the stuff we've hidden on that thing. Hell, they never even *use* the computer."

"You sold me bro, but how are we going to sell this to mom and dad?"

"Well I want to go in computer programming after high school, right? Gotta keep up with the technology. Plus, apparently there's some legitimate uses of this thing for school research and what not. Tell them it's about upping your grades and they'll fall for it."

"How are we going to pay for it?"

"Your friend was here last time discussing the fact he really wants to get into AD&D. We don't even play that thing anymore since I got Vampire and Shadowrun, and I've got about 500$ worth of books. Your friend is loaded and stupid, right?"

"Yeah sure, he'll buy all that stuff for about 2/3rds of the cost of new books, even though you routinely spill drinks on them. I've been offloading all my crap Magic rares to him for top dollars for years."

"Great, let us thus buy this state of the art 28.8 Kbauds modem with the money, and split the cost on this oh-so-cheap 20 hours a month for 30$ Internet access."

"Great deal! Now let us get all the pictures of naked chicks we can!"

The discussion was invented, but the events are real.

As for what porn I got, it was probably very tame fare.
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Postby Aeridus on Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:15 am

Sounds like you were quite the schemer... XD
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Postby Imperial_Magician on Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:31 am

my first...hmmm...

I think it was...

I googled "titties"

I don't use google anymore though...
not actually a magician!

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Postby Sundragyn on Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:12 pm

Mmm. I was probably about eleven or twelve. We had these diskettes full of nothing but icons. I have no idea where we got them. We certainly never used them.

One day I popped a random disk in and began going through icons to see what there was. They were all arranged alphabetically. Let's look under "B."

... Good heavens. NAKED PIXELLY ICON BREASTS. And that one has pubic hair! Most of them have no heads, though.

Intriguing, but not terribly erotic. I did suddenly realise why we never used them.
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Postby JuliaB on Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:26 pm

"I'm bored... Me too... Hey! I know! Let's type butt.com!"

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Postby Gible on Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:15 pm

Ghastly wrote:First computer porn for me was Strip Poker on the Commodore 64.

Snap! except it was on my schools apple //e with the truely crappy green screens.
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Re: Can't believe i forgot!

Postby Ahridako on Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:33 pm

kite-san wrote:
Ahridako wrote:it's a bit off topic, but this is some of my first stories + pictures slash/ kinda interactive tentical monsters genki fun with school girls.

<a href="http://www.shokushu.com/">GENKI</a>

Some of the real people/tenticle monster pictures
<a href="http://www.shokushu.com/shs/outdoors/beach/images/beachtnt.jpg">Beach picture</a>

Enjoy everyone, now that i remember it... i think I will reread a few. My favorite before was the geography room one. :D hehehe invisible tenticles.


hehe, glad to see i wasn't the only person to come here from shokushu rather than to shokushu ffrom here. has it gotten better there again? was having trouble for quite awhile with a handful of people..



I didn't know there were problems. Seems like all is alright, and they even added a few new stories as far as i can tell. Happy happy fun times. :) Though... I gotta say, some of those 'money shots' should dehydrate a guy if he came that much! ew.
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Postby Lowky on Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:00 am

I am too lazy to search for my orginal post, but I need to amend my answer.
My first computer porn was The house of Ill Repute, using the Eamon game engine for the apple IIe/c/gs. We had an apple IIc, basically a crappy version of the IIe that supported color graphics and I think it had 128k as opposed to 64. it was a sealed case, not like the IIe that you just lifted the top off. was also designed to be more portable, actually had a carrying handle and was about the size of a closed laptop.
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Postby Ahridako on Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:19 pm

OOOH! does old Leasure suit larry count?? oooh, that lady in the red dress.... mmm who didn't touch themselves after that?
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Postby Prime on Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:35 pm

Poorly rendered .PNG files downloaded from a BBS, about... Hm... 16 years ago now?

Remember, this was before the internet and the currently glut of porn ;) It was a little harder to find the stuff, let alone acquire it on a 2400bps dialup modem.
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Postby Squidflakes on Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:48 am

Ahridako wrote:OOOH! does old Leasure suit larry count?? oooh, that lady in the red dress.... mmm who didn't touch themselves after that?


and.. she's... TOPLESS!
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Postby ManaUser on Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:27 am

Prime wrote:Poorly rendered .PNG files downloaded from a BBS, about... Hm... 16 years ago now?

Remember, this was before the internet and the currently glut of porn ;) It was a little harder to find the stuff, let alone acquire it on a 2400bps dialup modem.

Well it's no wonder they were poorly rendered, the PNG format wasn't invented until five years later.
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Postby UncolaMan on Tue Jun 13, 2006 1:48 pm

My first computer porn SHOULD have been Leisure Suit Larry... but I wasn't good enough at it to get anywhere. My first comp porn was some strip poker game.

First porn movie I saw was incredibly boring and crass. Don't know the name, don't care, don't understand how they make money selling plotless tripe like that. I like porn, but 99% of it is crap that should lose all their business to the 1% that isn't.

First internet porn was e-hentai - dotcom or dotnet. There was this great free site (didn't even ask for cred card info) for porn pics from various anime, but some other people own the name now.

First porn ever: Playboys.

Second porn ever: catalogs from Sears/Mervyns/others. They have some HOT mamma's modeling their underwear!

I looked up the GENKI site Ahridako mentioned. Fun. I even bookmarked it.

Also looked up http://www.sex.com that Aquastorm mentioned and clicked on Hentai/Cartoons. ("Amazing, animated erotica.") and was sent to a page with links to 30 different sites... not one of which looked like they had any animations in them.
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Postby Prime on Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:38 pm

ManaUser wrote:
Prime wrote:Poorly rendered .PNG files downloaded from a BBS, about... Hm... 16 years ago now?

Remember, this was before the internet and the currently glut of porn ;) It was a little harder to find the stuff, let alone acquire it on a 2400bps dialup modem.

Well it's no wonder they were poorly rendered, the PNG format wasn't invented until five years later.


*Grins* Well you caught me in my guess as to what the file format was.

All I remember was having a hell of a time viewing them... I think I downloaded some special graphics viewer from somewhere.

Frustrating enough that you had to wait for the download, let alone struggle to view it.
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Postby Illithid Tentacles on Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:50 pm

Honor wrote:
Aquastorm wrote:Meat Spin?


just curious... Has anyone ever found the str8 porn video that was pshopped from?


I'm fairly sure it's not shopped in any way, unless you count the looping. I saw the actual video that's from a couple years ago, and as I recall, it's a tranny on top.
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Postby THE KOOL AID MAN on Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:54 pm

"I wonder what a girl's butt looks like."

*one bubblebutts.com later*

"Oh."
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Postby Ahridako on Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:38 pm

UncolaMan wrote:My first computer porn SHOULD have been Leisure Suit Larry... but I wasn't good enough at it to get anywhere. My first comp porn was some strip poker game.

First porn movie I saw was incredibly boring and crass. Don't know the name, don't care, don't understand how they make money selling plotless tripe like that. I like porn, but 99% of it is crap that should lose all their business to the 1% that isn't.

First internet porn was e-hentai - dotcom or dotnet. There was this great free site (didn't even ask for cred card info) for porn pics from various anime, but some other people own the name now.

First porn ever: Playboys.



Second porn ever: catalogs from Sears/Mervyns/others. They have some HOT mamma's modeling their underwear!

I looked up the GENKI site Ahridako mentioned. Fun. I even bookmarked it.

Also looked up http://www.sex.com that Aquastorm mentioned and clicked on Hentai/Cartoons. ("Amazing, animated erotica.") and was sent to a page with links to 30 different sites... not one of which looked like they had any animations in them.


Man... All this talk about Leisure Suit Larry makes me wanna d/l and old version... Wonder if Lime wire has one. THis is like my Monkey's Island addiction. ;)
Man, if i look up the graphics, will I always wonder "What was i thinking getting off to a couple of coloured Pixiles?"
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Postby Foolosophy on Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:18 pm

first ever: some porn mag me and a friend literally found on the street when we were about 10 years old.

slightly later: saw some animation of a red devil fucking a little angel in one of these "show-off" demo intros on a cracked amiga game at my cousins place.

around the age of 12 I think: Larry Laffer game nudity (don't know which)

14+: assorted stuff I found off the internet, usually off some porn-linking site
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