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Postby Reanicus on Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:03 am

They had such on the Commodore 64? Man, I miss those times.

Though honestly, the Amiga was the best.
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Postby Squidflakes on Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:17 am

My first computer porn was shown to be by an engineer at Harris who had used the very first separate graphics processor that was optimized to decode .jpegs, to show porn to any and all who would look. The image was a horrible scan from the playboy with Bo Derrik or something? This was back in 84 or so.
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Postby Aquastorm on Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:35 am

First online porn was when I was before 10 and decided to see if http://www.sex.com exists, after being told by a 11 year old that it does.

Poor attempt to laugh --> :lol:
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Postby Eosha on Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:48 pm

I was at nerd summer camp in 5th or 6th grade, and there were ***real computers*** in the dorm rooms (I had an ancient Apple IIe at home, much to my dismay). Just terminals on the old ACAD network, but I soon discovered the wonders of Telnet. Then I went to this fancy new thing called Webcrawler, a "full text search engine", and soon discovered online Penthouse Forums.

I read late into the night, gaping at the screen in naive wonder. It had never occurred to me that you could do that with a Popsicle.
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Postby Aeridus on Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:13 pm

Mmm... popsicles...
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Postby The Oblivion Man on Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:10 pm

My first visual computer porn (I forget the first online erotic story I read) was five minute video clip I downloaded using a filesharing program called Morpheus or some such. I seem to recall it involved lesbian cheerleaders and a double-ended dildo.
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Postby Tellner on Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:57 pm

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Postby TheBladeRoden2 on Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:43 pm

I remember searching for big boobs or something back in the early days and I came across this site with women beachball-sized implants. I didn't even know about implants back then so I racked my brain trying to figure out as each picture slowly crawled in "how on earth do they get like that!?"


Nowadays I despise implants though. How interesting.
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Postby Putaro on Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:50 am

Do erotic stories off a BBS count? That would be maybe 82 or 83.

We had something called (if I remember right) "Virtual Veronica" for one of the guys' Mac's in college. You were supposed to stimulate her to orgasm. Is it still porn if you're mostly laughing?

Late 80's was porn from alt.sex.pictures on the color Sun workstation. Now that stuff was definitely computer porn.
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Postby Squidflakes on Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:15 am

putaro wrote:Do erotic stories off a BBS count? That would be maybe 82 or 83.

We had something called (if I remember right) "Virtual Veronica" for one of the guys' Mac's in college. You were supposed to stimulate her to orgasm. Is it still porn if you're mostly laughing?

Late 80's was porn from alt.sex.pictures on the color Sun workstation. Now that stuff was definitely computer porn.


Ahhhh.. that would most likely be the Sparc5 or maybe the Ultra5. Sun graphics cards used to be the absolute top of the freaking line, hands down, bar none.
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Postby Halo299 on Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:47 am

I don't watch porn. i don't know what you guys are talking about. :wink:

it's been so long ago i can't remember.

this was back in the days when there were all those sites that would let you look at 3 or 4 'preview' pages. They may still be out there, but i don't go to sites like that anymore.

i remeber finding an asian rope bondage site once that burned some images into my fresh young mind that are still there to this day.

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Postby Aeridus on Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:56 am

That's a heck of an initiation porn. :P

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Postby Aquastorm on Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:56 am

Meat Spin?
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Postby Honor on Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:32 am

Aquastorm wrote:Meat Spin?


just curious... Has anyone ever found the str8 porn video that was pshopped from?
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Postby JohnnyTwoEyes on Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:05 pm

my first computer porn was probably some simple hentai pictures from way back in the day. I remember browsing them on my 486DX. Somehow I ended up starting my porn career looking at animated pornography and it took over a year for me to switch over to live stuff.

I can actually remember the first porn I orgasmed to, but I don't think I need to go into that.

My "the talk" was pretty simple. It consisted of "if you have sex before marriage, use a condom, even if the church says no"
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Postby Toawa on Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:09 pm

Honor wrote:
Aquastorm wrote:Meat Spin?


just curious... Has anyone ever found the str8 porn video that was pshopped from?


No, but /gif/ has provided me with the original in multiple angles. I'm not so sure it is a shop, anymore. Or someone was very thorough.
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Postby RantinAn on Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:32 pm

Let me all tell you abouta little something we got when i was 10 or so for our PC XT called printshop X

We asumed it was version 10 of printshop when we picked it off hte shelves at our local shareware library. Bad mistake. Way bad.

All of the clipart was bad, pixeley black n white pron.

oh deary deary me.
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Postby Ahridako on Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:23 am

it's a bit off topic, but this is some of my first stories + pictures slash/ kinda interactive tentical monsters genki fun with school girls.

<a href="http://www.shokushu.com/">GENKI</a>

Some of the real people/tenticle monster pictures
<a href="http://www.shokushu.com/shs/outdoors/beach/images/beachtnt.jpg">Beach picture</a>

Enjoy everyone, now that i remember it... i think I will reread a few. My favorite before was the geography room one. :D hehehe invisible tenticles.
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Postby Ahridako on Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:17 am

ahahaha i just started re-reading some, i love how many different words one has to use for 'penis' with these stories.
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