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Your first computer porn.

Postby ManaUser on Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:54 pm

I figured this might be an amusing topic for a group of folks like like this. Share your first encounter(s) with porn on the computer. Internet, BBS or whatever.

It seems to me the first place I got ahold of any reall porn (online, or otherwise) was the alt.binaries.startrek.adult newsgroup, accessed through AOL. This would have been on a Widnows 3.1 computer I guess.

Basically it's a group dedicated to photoshoping (since before it was called photoshopping) Startrek and other sci-fi/fantasy characters' faces onto porn. There was an associated website with a big archive of the stuff, and I would stay up late after my parents went to bed and look through it. (The computer was in what doubled as my bed room.) But it eventually they went comercial and got an AVS, so I was limited ot the newsgroup itself.

Of course I found other interesting newsgroups too. There was alt.binaries.3d.poser, for art made with the 3d rendering program of the same name... much of which was nude for some reason. And of course I found hentai before too long too. I wonder, does LSPR mean anything to anyone else here?

Even before AOL I was on a BBS, but it was a family friendly one and aside from one low res nude drawing that apperently slipped into in the otherwise G rated files section there was no porn to be had. I did learn some naughty emoticon type images though, such as //\!/\\ and of course (*)(*).

I also made a few attempts at nude drawings on the computer myself, but I rarely saved them. I kind of which I had, though certainly not for their quality.
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Postby WangyJohn on Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:57 pm

Me and my friend were fooling around in the computer lab around the age of ten (back then, the schools paid little if any attention on the web-usage, filters and blockers are a recent thing, my current school only got one a year ago). So, bored, and without supervision, we went to, I think, altavista, and typed "porn" in the search field, prompting a site with an image, I think some five girls licking a penis stuck through a pizza. Just then, a teacher walked in, but we managed to conseal the screen long enough to rid of the evidence of foul play.
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Postby Spiral Zer0 on Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:59 pm

it's a tie between a futa image of ranma of ranma 1/2 and granny bang
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Postby Swordsman3003 on Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:24 pm

At age 12 I typed "nude" into google image I think. That was the start of a long and prosperous relationship.
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Postby Maximuscoolman on Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:26 pm

I found the fisting porn my Dad had left in the downloads folder when I was 14, I didn't go to bed before 4am for weeks.
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Postby Ahridako on Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:43 pm

Hm... Does softcore count? when i was about 14, i was at my gf's house. Her family was out, and we watched a video about some guy, who had killed the husband and was sleeping with his wife on a boat. I'd never seen anything like that, and i remember when he ripped off her shorts my eyes bugged out of my head. and i said, "She wasn't wearing any underware!" to which my gf replyed, "Really? let's rewind" so she did, and we watched the whole scene a few times over.

... kinda like "jr. lesbian experiences" :)
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Postby ManaUser on Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:23 pm

Sure that counts I didn't mean to be two specific when I said "porn". Anything from nude ASCII art to hardcore modie downloads is fair game, as long as it's on a computer.
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Postby LeftTentacleGreen on Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:53 pm

Animated black and white porn my brother got from somewhere.

the program wrote something in german.. then the screen was slowly consumed by little g's, then it switched to an animated shot of a woman straddling a man in a continuous loop.
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Postby Lowky on Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:59 pm

alt.binaries searches in the computer lab in my dorm at college. was on a sun Microstation mini-mainframe. We had like a 20 or 25 inch screen I think. Monitors were fricken huge. It was My first real experience with multi-tasking/multiple windows open and was on unix. used them for my fortran programing with applications in biology course. basically used them to make chi squares. and track fruit fly populations. Was pretty much useless but i loved the Suns. While compiling would open a new window, and search the binaries. Used to read alot of alt.barney.die.die.die back in the day too.
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Postby Honor on Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:29 pm

mine would have been archives & stories on local and semi-local BBS's long-about... Golly. I guess I'd have to guess at about 16-18 years ago?

The relationship entered a brave new era when I discovered the glamour photography forum on compuserve around 1994.
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Postby Aeridus on Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:34 pm

At the age of 13, dad showed me that the internet has porn and was like "don't go to these kinds of sites".

He should have known better. XD

*didn't even know about porn on the internet until he showed me*
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Postby Starwind on Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:41 pm

My first porn was reading Playboy and Hustler at 10. Not to mention all the porno flicks I had to watch then as well. Unfortunatly this is not a happy thing as it was my bio-father that "made" me watch the pornos. I read the mags cause I wanted too.


My first computer porn was a really f-up this called "The Smurf Shmuckfest" that was really fucked up. This is a written bit of pron rather than pictures BTW.
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Postby Honor on Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:14 pm

Ahh... first porn of any kind? that's a horse of a different color. My mother had a copy of a playgirl which had, I think, Burt Reynolds in it. That was over 30 years ago, and, ironically, years after my first sexual contact.
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Postby HireTheCatches on Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:20 pm

At the tender age of twelve, I was very shyly looking up naughty words in the various dictionaries strewn about the house. I knew what everything meant, but it gave me a thrill to actually see them defined so succinctly. Call it lexophilia, if you will.

Cue the internet, and the advent of the Merriam-Webster Online search box.
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Postby ManaUser on Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:20 pm

aeridus wrote:At the age of 13, dad showed me that the internet has porn and was like "don't go to these kinds of sites".

He should have known better. XD

*didn't even know about porn on the internet until he showed me*

:snort: Wow, that's an amazing level of not thinking ahead. Unless of course he actually did want you to look at porn on the internet.
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Postby Aeridus on Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:32 pm

Maybe he was showing me stuff under the pretense of "being a good father". XD He had his share of looking at nudes in National Geographic in a secret fort when he was a kid. ;)
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Postby Honor on Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:35 pm

when my mother died young, my father dutifully decided, later, that it was his responsibility to tell me all about the birds and the bees... It was so sweet and cute, and a little sad. He used porn magazines counterbalanced with very official and clinical language. I loved him for the effort, though.

Little did he know I had already been collecting birds for some time by then. :twisted:
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Postby AkaneJones on Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:42 am

Hum interesting sort of topic...
Well due to problems, conversion, and other things I can't look up acruate dates for things. Mainly because 1) I used a differant computer 2) that computer's time & date was constantly broken 3) the original files that I save got replaced with one that had undegraded quality and other things.

But it has to either be some random anime lemon fanfics, or random game pics like bits Ten Sen Nyan Nyan.

It's hard to know, although part of it was what the H-section of Animanga archive had before it became Forbidden Subjects. However there's so much I never saved it's hard to know, what with early versions of Aol corrupting of all pics to to Aol ART files which ruined gifs.

However I could say Ten Sen Nyan Nyan, Curse, Cresent, Can Can Bunny Extra, Doukyusei, Ai Shimai, "Anima Gallery", Dr. Stop, DPS, Dor, Pony, Mad Paradox, Hotei Raoyui, Oh Pai, Cobra Mission, Ayumi-chan Monogarari, or even bits of La Blue Girl have high contenders for first that is assuming you didn't mean screan shots of anime with nudity in them cause then it would clearly be Ranma, Tenchi Muyo, Ah My Goddess, Dragon Ball, or even Nuku Nuku or Dragon Half pics.
So just what is Gainax trying to say here?
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Postby WangyJohn on Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:20 am

ManaUser wrote:
aeridus wrote:At the age of 13, dad showed me that the internet has porn and was like "don't go to these kinds of sites".

He should have known better. XD

*didn't even know about porn on the internet until he showed me*

:snort: Wow, that's an amazing level of not thinking ahead. Unless of course he actually did want you to look at porn on the internet.


I'm not sure, but I think that constitutes as a crime in few countries.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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Postby Ghastly on Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:35 am

First computer porn for me was Strip Poker on the Commodore 64.
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