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So my boy toy and I were messing around, and since he is shipping out middle of this week (I am dating a navy boy), he got to do pretty much what ever he wanted.

We broke an attached lamp in my dorm room--thankfully, he's also an electrician and was able to reattach things, without killing himself and make it LOOK stable to save me the charges for the sexlamp.

He also decided some bukkake would be fun, and I agreed, except that semen and eyes seem to be magnetically attracted to each other. So I closed my eyes, and yup first glop, right on the eye lid, and then the rest went all over my face, I wiped it off with a towel, and 30 seconds later everywhere, except my eyelid, where his jizz had hit my face, was red and hurting and had tiny hives.

I immediately washed my face with soap and water--did nothing, then since they were hives took a benadryl...20 min later my face was clear. This has never happened before; to me at least (with him or anyone else)...has anyone else experienced anything like this.

oh... and if anyone had any ideas on how I can get some err... files that around 30mb sent to someone when I can't be at my puter to directly do it before Tuesday evening that would be greaaat. Stupid email only letting me attach 10mb...

Goddessmisca wrote:oh... and if anyone had any ideas on how I can get some err... files that around 30mb sent to someone when I can't be at my puter to directly do it before Tuesday evening that would be greaaat. Stupid email only letting me attach 10mb...

Bittorrent?

Or you could split it into multiple files, although I'm not quite sure how you'd do it, unless you have cygwin or Linux/*BSD/etc.

Use Rapidshare. It'll give you a URL to download the files, and you can just email that URL.
(It'll also give you a code to delete them afterward)

Use gmail, 250mb attachments.

Also, I've heard of some people being allergic to cum, but the cum in question was dog cum. Hummm

squidflakes wrote:Use gmail, 250mb attachments.

Also, I've heard of some people being allergic to cum, but the cum in question was dog cum. Hummm

nope gmail changed their policy only 10mb now, but I found somewhere to dump the file and let him pick it up, so that problem is solved, thanks all~

can't really help on the possible allergy issue, but for 30mb files http://www.yousendit.com is probably your best bet. It has a somewhat slow upload speed, but for that file size it shouldn't take too long and it's free too.

I vote for checking in with a doctor on the allergic reaction to semen. Just in case it gets any worse or anything, just to be sure it won't cause problems in the future... you know, problems like a lack of semen all over your face, because all of us, not including Honor, know how traumatic a lack of semen on your face is.

I agree with Awkward(on the doctor part, at the very least)... though it's strange that you would have had that allergy only on your face and not... er... other places where semen might have been deposited(unless, of course, you were employing a condom).

Unless you have some strange food allergy that was triggerd by something your lover ate and made it's way into his semen(presuming this is a possibility... not positive) it could be a warning of a more serious allergy that could occur. It'd say have mention of it to a doctor just to eliminate the possibility of a future problem.

RavenxDrake wrote:Unless you have some strange food allergy that was triggerd by something your lover ate and made it's way into his semen(presuming this is a possibility... not positive) it could be a warning of a more serious allergy that could occur. It'd say have mention of it to a doctor just to eliminate the possibility of a future problem.

As for food allergy, I am deathly allergic to coconut, but he couldn't recall eating anything with actual coconut it it--although that means nothing because coconut/palm oils are is a lot of things. But yea, we weren't sure if it was possible.

I'm just not looking forward to going to a doctor and saying "yea my boyfriend jizzed on my face and then I got hives".

Well... you don't have to be that specific on the subject... but yeah, I would mention that at some point during intercourse some semen was left on your skin and it created a serious hive-like reaction that seemed to respond to benedryll, and you wanted to know if it was possibly a semen related alergic reaction(which have some ties to food allergies, due to the protein makeup of semen) or if it could have been triggered by something your partner had eaten(mention your specific food allergy, coconuts and palm oil, as that can differentiate things).

Don't worry about talking to the doctor. I can guarantee he or she has heard it all.

Goddessmisca wrote:I'm just not looking forward to going to a doctor and saying "yea my boyfriend jizzed on my face and then I got hives".

*laughs* My mom, sister, and room-mate all work/worked in the medical profession. I hear stories that involve things like boys (a grown man, to be technical) -somehow- putting a live snake up their weener, or a sixty, seventy-odd year old woman with a with a potato growing in her coochie.... I don't think a facial is gonna faze anoyone, sweetness.

Hey, one guy accidentally stuck his penis in the wrong hole (his girlfriend wasn't used to anal) and she went into spasms... panicking, he ran downstairs nude and called 911. Keep in mind his family was downstairs watching TV at the time so they sorta witnessed it all.

I hear stories that involve things like boys (a grown man, to be technical) -somehow- putting a live snake up their weener

Were talking about a very small snake... right?

Chances are the doctors will just be thankfull for a sex related story that dosn't cause them to lose any more faith in humanity than they already have.
Considering the whole choice of food can to a limited extent change the flavour of semen thing I wouldn't be surprised if your beau had just had a bit too much coconut in there unaware....that or he is some form of acid ejaculating alien.

HentaiCat wrote:

I hear stories that involve things like boys (a grown man, to be technical) -somehow- putting a live snake up their weener

Were talking about a very small snake... right?

This reminds me of the reason why you're not supposed to take off your pants when peeing in tropical waters. There's a fish that follows warm water currents to their source, swims upstream and will go where it's not supposed to. If you can't get it out, off goes the member ... -_-;

aeridus wrote:Hey, one guy accidentally stuck his penis in the wrong hole

Yeah..."accidentally".

Error of Logic wrote:

HentaiCat wrote:

I hear stories that involve things like boys (a grown man, to be technical) -somehow- putting a live snake up their weener

Were talking about a very small snake... right?

This reminds me of the reason why you're not supposed to take off your pants when peeing in tropical waters. There's a fish that follows warm water currents to their source, swims upstream and will go where it's not supposed to. If you can't get it out, off goes the member ... -_-;

Thats only one specific fish in a very small area of the Amazon basin, near the interior of South America.

That'd be the Candiru:

Sometimes God has a twisted sense of humor.