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aeridus wrote:

Goddessmisca wrote:She can just go to heck, cause she'd never go to Hell.

(Yes, the frustrated misca is actually trying.)

Not quite... though she does prefer fluffy clouds instead of Heaven.

GOD DAMNIT!

Queen Anne can go fuck herself -_-

Naa, she'd never fuck herself, she does however, diddle.

She loves furries but has no patience for catgirls... And she'll certainly go to hell... Heck wouldn't have her.

You know... Everyone else calls me "Honor", but Queen Anne always uses my middle names... Brenna, and Lynne.

She'll never use a dildo, but she could wear a buttplug all day long.

She likes doing it doggy style and missionary position, but hates being on top.

She's not into bondage, but she loves submission.

She doesn't like anime or manga, but always says "kawaii" instead of "cute".

My head hurts. As soon as I think I've got it, I lose it again.

True, not even Queen Anne understand the rules for this, but she's gotten the highest score. (Ok, that might be stretching it a little)

Perhaps some basic facts...

She likes her dates tall, but not lanky,
She likes them skinny, but not lean,
She likes them to be Keen, but not smarter than her,
She likes them dapper, but not georgous
And, though she loves to fool around, she can't stand a horny lover.

She plays with her nipples but hates her breasts.
She has a pet squirrel but runs from rodents.
She gorges on butter and abstains from bread.
She looks attractive but not beautiful.
She prefers nannies and babysitters instead of daycare.
She loves innocence but can't stand virgins.
She wants her coffee stirred, not shaken.

aeridus wrote:She loves innocence but can't stand virgins.

And yet she delights in popping the occasional cherry. People who can't figure out her tastes sometimes accuse her of being a tease, but she's really more of a coquette. She hates being slandered so, but likes to make her own accusations.

She is never a darling, but always a doll.

Methinks Goddessmisca has got it!

Anybody remember the day she fired her lawyer, then snogged her bookkeeper?

Ah yes... She swore she'd have nothing to do with lawyers from that day on, then went right out and retained a barrister... And an attorney.

So...how many people have to "win" before it's explained to those among us who're completely lost?

Never!

As Anne herself would say, we have already confessed the rules, we just can't explain them.

Every post clearly communicates these guidelines, even if it can't detail them.

And though we can't make known the law, we all applaud your efforts.

(ok, now I'm just kinda picking on them.)

The rules never get explained.

As far as I'm concerned, it can be one of those threads that gets dug up every now and then when someone gets bored, and the new people can read over it and join in. People always need something to figure out.

Or, as Queen Anne put it once... "I can't stand a mystery... But I do love riddles and puzzles."

I shall start a new ruleset for those who've figured out Queen Anne... These will be under King Bob to avoid confusion. Also, it will be a bit tougher, be warned!

King Bob loves blueberries but hates lettuce.

King Bob as well?

Misca was right. You guys suck

Alright, I'm going to give this a shot...

Is it the same Queen Anne who adores champagne but won't touch sparkling wine?
She came but did not reach orgasm?
She'll take a shit but won't even think of defecating?

awkwardschoolgirl wrote:Alright, I'm going to give this a shot...

Is it the same Queen Anne who adores champagne but won't touch sparkling wine?
She came but did not reach orgasm?
She'll take a shit but won't even think of defecating?

Sadly, Queen Anne abhors all of that. Although, she loves likker, she's always on the crapper, and she uses a buzzing vibrator.

*wimper* My head hurts.