[05/02-2006]

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:33 am

Wow ... And I repeat: Hammer is the coolest character in the cast. Of all times.

If Sue wasn't dead drunk, she'd realize that.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:45 am

I do have to say... that is possibly the best "Let's be Friends" speach I've ever heard.

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:24 am

Maybe it's more of an "I'm too old to be any good for you as a lover and I want us to stay friends"-speech?

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:24 am

I kind of feel sorry for Chibi Sue!

Is there any hope for her?

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:15 am

Awww... My heart breaks for Chibi Sue. I totally relate to this comic. No, not the drunken chibi part, but the being told something and not believing it at all because of low self esteem part. Maybe I'm reading too much into this one, but I loved it. Also, her facial expression in the second last panel is sooooo cute!!!

Maximuscoolman · Post by **Maximuscoolman** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:37 am

Am I the only one who thinks Hammer's an idiot? god dammit man, have some balls and fuck her!

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:23 am

I love the wibble lip.

Alter alias · Post by **Alter alias** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:53 pm

maximuscoolman wrote:Am I the only one who thinks Hammer's an idiot? god dammit man, have some balls and fuck her!

man, if you take advantage of any girl when they are drunk beside the guilt there is a world of hurt, with some one like chibi sue....methinks you would need to sleep with a cast iron crotch guard from then on.

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:42 pm

Tha_Pig wrote:I kind of feel sorry for Chibi Sue!

Is there any hope for her?

Maybe if she met a male chibi she liked. Or a mature man who she can feel secure isn't a pedophile. ... She'd probably be better off looking for a male chibi.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:54 pm

Ahhh, where is Jihad Jesus when you need him?

FUCK HER! FUCK HER BRAINS OUT!

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:37 pm

maximuscoolman wrote:Am I the only one who thinks Hammer's an idiot? god dammit man, have some balls and fuck her!

He is not an idiot. He is a decent, responsible man who doesn't take advantage of a drunk friend...

Also, if he fucks her he would probably break her in two!!!

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:39 pm

Massive Girth Chibi Annihilation!

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:42 pm

no, she'd then think he was a pedophile, it'd have to be Baby Jihad Jesus.

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:49 pm

Error of Logic wrote:
Tha_Pig wrote:I kind of feel sorry for Chibi Sue!

Is there any hope for her?
Maybe if she met a male chibi she liked. Or a mature man who she can feel secure isn't a pedophile. ... She'd probably be better off looking for a male chibi.

She needs someone like Astroboy! (Tetsuwan Atom)
Chibi sized... but packing a lot of horsepower!!!!

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 7:25 pm

Damnit, Tha_Pig... you said "Horsepower" and I thought of Ponygon, and now I've got "Zatch Bell/Astroboy" Yaoi in my head, and it's your fault.

MaryxTyphus · Post by **MaryxTyphus** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 8:45 pm

kite-san wrote:no, she'd then think he was a pedophile, it'd have to be Baby Jihad Jesus.

But then wouldn't /she/ feel like a pedophile?

I think this is a job for Genki Jesus, who has the power to turn chibi at will!

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:31 pm

kingofthemorlocks wrote:Massive Girth Chibi Annihilation!

I was gonna say... we've got graphical evidence that Hammer's hammer is almost as big as Sue herself...

Well, a cosplay girl drawing... So we don't actually know. But Ghastly drew cosplay girl's drawing... so...

Kencf · Post by **Kencf** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:36 pm

Dr. Jerry Vines -who coincidentally is retiring on the 7th- in 2002 said that "Islam was founded by Mohammed, a demon-possessed pedophile who had 12 wives, and his last one was a 9-year-old girl." Any plot-line this suggests, however, is doubtless asking for more trouble than it's worth; Islam is big on aniconism. What a riot!

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:46 pm

I dunno... Ghastly could go Danish on us and introduce Jihad Muhammad, Drunk and Bitter Muhammad, Genki Muhammad, Aryan Muhammad, Arabic Muhammad.... probably is much more trouble than it's worth, though.

Give it time. In time, Muhammad will become as pop-culture-ular as Jesus is now.

And how come we never see Abraham? Poor fella.

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:23 pm

Gengar003 wrote:Drunk and Bitter Muhammad,

Bitter maybe, drunk definitely not.