wow what a marvelous two weeks me and my sweety had!
I can honestly say we fit eachother perfectly!!! as my "poor" well spanked bum can attest to
AND we met up with my parents and that also went well, Matthew was accepted they liked him in fact he and dad spend a few hours (it felt like) talking old american cars
while i am still a tad puzzled over the fact that i have fallen so deep for a man!!.. well I guess that is the way the cards are dealt at times. never had any romantic thoughts about a guy before and then along comes Matthew and BAM Linda is head over heels in love. over the months i have known him i only have liked him more and more... so when he asked if he could collar me... i sure said yes.. so now i am engaged as well.. and totally blown away.
You two look so cute together.. Awww, and you took it up the ass on your first date. That's so sweet.
BEHOLD THE POWER OF COCK!
But seriously, congratulations Linda. You two make a lovely couple, and I wish you all the best.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
Congratulations, LindaH. It's good to see things are going well.
"It is the difference between the unknown and the unknowable, between science and fantasy - it is a matter of essence. The four points of the compass be logic, knowledge, wisdom and the unknown. Some do bow in that final direction. Others advance upon it. To bow before the one is to lose sight of the three. I may submit to the unknown, but never to the unknowable. The man who bows in that final direction is either a saint or a fool. I have no use for either."
I agree... Very cute You look great! Odd thing about being in love... It makes people look just fantastic. Makes 'em smell good too.
There has to be some kind of pheremone blast that comes with lots of good sex, or emotional love, or both... Ever notice how you can not get a second glance from anyone for a year, then, the minute you fall in love, everyone wants to date you? Part of it is undoubtably the smiles and good attitude, but I think part of it's pheremonal, as well.
Anyway... I'm so happy for you, honey! *hugs*
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."
Might wanna unzip, there, Squiddy... You've obviously got another convert.
looks like we get some yaoi after all. *grins*
"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered...."
Ahh, its a wonderful thing. Course, I'll have to use HC's Yaoi leanings for good... nothing gets Anime Con girls naked like two skinny guys making out.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
swordsman3003 wrote:Having never been to any con of any sort, I must ask, is this true??? Is this the key to scoring with chicks???
Completely.
I am DEAD serious too. Nothing turns con girls on like a Tuxedo Mask costume and/or two guys making out. I've seen girls come RUNNING down a hall, squealing on the mere HINT of guys kissing.
Its fucking astounding.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
Anyway... yea.. tuxedo mask costume, be somewhat mysterious.. i.e. walk around a lot, and kind of brood.. by the second day.. *BAM*
Course, come to a con with me, and I'll make it the first day.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
I'm in Houston, and the big con around here is Akon. One of the larger in the country, but ComiCon and a couple of the Cali and Northeast cons are larger, but not nearly as fun.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
they are fun because a LOT of people are in the same place, to have fun. Girls aren't wearing much, there are more of them than there are guys, anime is on ALL THE DAMN TIME.
Ahhhh.. and about 3/4 of them are thrilled to have a squid rubbed on them.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
::Adds Houston to the "list of places to visit around con time while building up multi-engine hours" if and when I actually get this license::
Might be a little tricky; my parents aren't exactly thrilled about my (rather sudden, I'll admit) change in "career" choice. (Though I object to the term "career" on the basis that, given how fast moving our world is now, they say it's entirely reasonable to expect to have three or four "careers" in your life now.)
Toawa, the Rogue Auditor.
(Don't ask how I did it; the others will be ticked if they realize I'm not at their stupid meetings.)
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Toawa, the Rogue Auditor.
(Don't ask how I did it; the others will be ticked if they realize I'm not at their stupid meetings.)
Interdimensional Researcher, Builder, and Trader Extraordinaire