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Loli haet pizza.

Postby Ghastly on Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:30 am

Holy crap. I've gotten a lot of email explaining the "loli haet pizza" gag that some of my blanks were used for. There seems to be a couple of different origin stories.

1) Someone posted a typo in a chatroom of "LOL I hate pizza" which then became "loli haet pizza"

2) Someone started a meme on 4chan with Lolis beating the crap out of penises and it started the meme "Loli hate penis" which someone later typoified as "Loli haet pizza" and the subsiquent meme became the dominant one.

3) Someone posted on 4chan a disturbing picture of a guy sticking his cock in a pizza or jerking off on a pizza or in some way befowling a pizza which resulted in someone posting a picture of a rather dejected looking Loli with the caption "Loli haet pizza".

They all seem to be rather plausable explanations. The Chibi Sue pizza haet pics are pretty funny given the backstory.
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Postby Swordsman3003 on Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:16 pm

It brings us but to the 'walking wikipedia of hentai knowledge' analogy.
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Postby Gengar003 on Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:52 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:It brings us but to the 'walking wikipedia of hentai knowledge' analogy.


swordsman3003 wrote:analogy

swordsman3003 wrote:anal ogy

swordsman3003 wrote:anal orgy


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Postby Honor on Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:46 pm

Gengar003 wrote:... Analogy is a funny word.

heh... heh heh... you said 'analogy'... heh heh...
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Postby RavenxDrake on Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:06 am

Diction is a funny thing...

2...3...4...
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Postby Major Maxillary on Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:17 am

You know what another funny word is?

Hancock.
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Postby Squidflakes on Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:16 am

Since the dawn of computer history (Jan 1, 1970) there have been repeated attempts to get the word sex introduced into various machine languages as a command.

The Royal McBee company had for a while in their RPC-4000 an orl and anl command switch. In the original version of the programming language used on the RMcB, there was a sex command, and it could be prefaced with orl or anl to modify whatever the sex command did.

However, the technical writing manager at the time (this was in 1979) had the command pulled, and made the programmers replace sex with something else that no one seems to remember. However, there was for a while an anl(whatever) and orl(whatever) command.

I know that some point in the 90s saw IBM release a sex command for their linux boxes as part of their high avalibility software suite. Sex in this case stands for Stream EXec. As for what it does, I'm not sure, but knowing IBM, it fucks something up.
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Postby Wilmo on Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:30 pm

3 cheers for analytical chemistry...

anal this anal that... good times
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Postby Squidflakes on Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:36 am

Hey Unka G, how about posting some of this loli haet?

You know, for those of us who don't know fuck all about navigating 4chan
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Postby HentaiCat on Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:17 pm

Hey Unka G, how about posting some of this loli haet?

You know, for those of us who don't know fuck all about navigating 4chan


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Postby Swordsman3003 on Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:54 pm

I am so putting that on 4chan.
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Postby Ce6 on Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:48 pm

squidflakes wrote:Hey Unka G, how about posting some of this loli haet?

You know, for those of us who don't know fuck all about navigating 4chan

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The content itself doesn't really scare me, it's the gnat-on-a-sugar-rush attention span required to keep up with the topics that does me in. I'm usually pretty bad about getting distracted by every 3rd shiny object that crosses my field of vision, but I am so outclassed on that site that by the time I finish reading a topic, I'm lucky if it hasn't dropped to page 7.
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Re: Loli haet pizza.

Postby FreedomsPaladin on Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:51 am

Ghastly wrote:3) Someone posted on 4chan a disturbing picture of a guy sticking his cock in a pizza or jerking off on a pizza or in some way befowling a pizza which resulted in someone posting a picture of a rather dejected looking Loli with the caption "Loli haet pizza".


If this is the true version, then I'd be willing to bet that the picture came from <a href="http://www.realitysexonline.com/galleries/51216bsp/v.html">Big Sausage Pizza</a>. (Not work safe. But then again, if you couldn't guess that, then you deserve what's coming to ya...)
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Postby Swordsman3003 on Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:01 pm

How about option number 4? The "loli haet" pizza.



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Postby CJBurgandy on Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:04 pm

dang it.... now I really want pizza.
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Postby SpasticSage on Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:11 pm

... thus proving that you are not a loli!
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Postby Proconsul Merrok on Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:43 pm

Oh boy. I'm afraid you've been horribly misinformed. Loli doesn't haet pizza.

LOLI ATE PIZZA!
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(The real loli haet pizza images are here)

EDIT: Oh, the "loli haet penis" images are in there too, so it's very NSFW. That probably doesn't really need mentioning, since you're HERE, but I thought I'd be careful :)
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Postby Wilmo on Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:50 pm

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Postby MaryxTyphus on Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:31 am

I only go to 4chan for the pictures, there are a couple sentences that catch my eye and make me laugh but other that that it's all about the WTF pictures that reside in /D, the occasional Ragnarok Isis thread, and the occasional Peach thread.

Though I get really sick of '/d is for /D/ickgirl' or '/d is for /D/iapers' threads
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Postby AkaneJones on Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:19 am

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Think I've got it correct now.
So just what is Gainax trying to say here?
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