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Pokemon cause CANCER!!!

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The funniest thing about this, is that the gene wasn't named Pokemon in tribute (or maybe disgust) to the series, but because its an acryonym.

POK gene series, Erythroid Myeloid Ontogenic factor.
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:o

So what did that make the bloody egg sized tumour in my throat? Squirtle???
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egg sized? no, that would be Togapi
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Could have been Eggsecutor too...

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Gotta catch 'em all.
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MUahhaaha! What does that make me? The avatar of cancer? Fear my bulbous growth-inducing power!

... no wait, that's Bulbasaur's job.

How recent is this? Shit's gonna hit the fan when the owners of Pokemon (I think it's Nintendo now) find out.
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It's kind of old I saw it like a 6 months to a year ago. Either way it wouldn't mater one of the bird feather growth gene is called SonicHedgehog. It's just an odd sort of flattery. Please not that Pokemon isn't even Pokemon but Pocket Monsters at the parent side of Nintendo. Where as Pokemon was just a fancreated term for it adopted Nintendo outside of Japan. Same thing with Kodomo no Omocha actually what with it's english name being Kodocha. Either way though scientific names and corperate copyrighted names are a differant buisness.
So just what is Gainax trying to say here?
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Burntcircuit wrote:http://www.cancer.gov/ncicancerbulletin ... 2505/page2

Gotta catch em all!
see, that's one of biology's flaws... if you discover it, you get to name it...

Example:

Some guy with the name southern made a technique, so he named it "a southern blot" (might be suthern, but I'm no spellingmeister) Then someone developed something similar, and oh boy wouldnt it be funny to name it a "northern blot"... nowadays there are western and eastern blots too...

ridiculous names like pokemon and sonic the hedgehog... (not kidding)

Biology needs an IUPAC type thing to re-organize and make sense of things damnit! they could call it the IUPAB (har har)
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At least biologists aren't naming things after themselves (for the most part) anymore. In the 1850s there was a whole family of octopuses that are forever named after the guy who collected them as they washed up on the beach.
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There's a species of beetle that was discovered by a Discworld fan. I forget the genus, but the species is nannyoggiae or something to that effect.
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There's a species of prehistoric turtle named after the author of that series (Terry Pratchett) as well.

Of course, no science is free from this kind of event. Newtons, Ameperes, Pascals, Mollybdenum, Einsteinium, Californium, Americium, Francium. Even if they weren't named by the people whose names they share the situation is quite similar would you not say?

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We've got a couple of things in our solar system that are named after prime time asskicking supergirls. There's a Xena AND a Buffy.

If my Astronomy studies get me anywhere I can promise you guys the Kwerki Nebula is in the cards.

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Hmm... And, even as I read that, I realized "Yes. Kwerki is a Nebula".... which is an odd thing to think, much less type, much less say out loud in your house...
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Yea, but how does The Ass Pirates of the Kwerki Nebula sound? Pretty fucking terrifying to me.
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Wilmo wrote:see, that's one of biology's flaws... if you discover it, you get to name it...

Example:

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ridiculous names like pokemon and sonic the hedgehog... (not kidding)
And what's wrong with that? If you find it you should get naming rights. And what's wrong with a little whimsy or patting oneself on the back?
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>Gengar003 has died
>You got Cancer 1ea
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Cemetery Polka wrote:If my Astronomy studies get me anywhere I can promise you guys the Kwerki Nebula is in the cards.
We need to recruit a particle physicist.... I just think the name Kwerki should be applied to an exotic particle that has mysterious qualities and is attracted to almost all other particles.
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I propose changing the name quarks to kwerkis. That way, you could have an up, down, top, bottom, strange, and charmed kwerki. Besides, quarks kind of act.. ya know.. like that.
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