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Warning, those who'd rather not consider the male anatomy, look away. For years, I was in the agreement with all those advice columns that it was a BS excuse made by teenage boys or immature men to get pity sex. Then someone smarted me up at a Ds board I visited about the actual medical condition. The thing is, I never had to deal with it before so it was really hard to believe even after some of the dates I've had.

Now, after 9 months of being single and dating once again, I got nailed with it. I just finished my 3rd date with this chick late last night and somewhere in the middle of it, the pain poured forth making me think my pants were too tight or something... nope.

It's funny!

Um, what exactly is this condition you describe?

Swelling and discomfort caused by vasocongestion in the genitals, particularly the testicles, associated with sexual arousal. Curable by orgasm.

tellner wrote:Curable by orgasm.

Or time. Or I suppose you could always ice it like any other swelling, but that might be an emergency last resort kind of thing.

ive only experienced it once, and i didnt attribute it to being blue balls or anytthing since ive always been told thats a silly myth.

Why do people lie about things like this? Girls should understand that it actually happens, but be willing to avoid taking action regarding it if they dont want to.

tellner wrote:Swelling and discomfort caused by vasocongestion in the genitals, particularly the testicles, associated with sexual arousal. Curable by orgasm.

But... does your balls really turn BLUE?

qubixrube wrote:Girls should understand that it actually happens, but be willing to avoid taking action regarding it if they dont want to.

Unless the girl in question is dating a guy who has no hands, I don't see how it becomes her problem in the least.

Honor wrote:Unless the girl in question is dating a guy who has no hands, I don't see how it becomes her problem in the least.

amen. give the guy a porn mag and soem tissues

LindaH wrote:

Honor wrote:Unless the girl in question is dating a guy who has no hands, I don't see how it becomes her problem in the least.

amen. give the guy a porn mag and soem tissues

Sounds like sound advice if you ask me.

LindaH wrote:

Honor wrote:Unless the girl in question is dating a guy who has no hands, I don't see how it becomes her problem in the least.

amen. give the guy a porn mag and soem tissues

What makes blue balls a special occasion? Do this all the time!

What if they were dating a chibi, or somebody who lost both arms in an industrial accident? Wouldn't they then have an obligation to help cure this most debilitating of conditions?

Indeed

There should be like a Help program for things like that

yeah, I was about to say... blueballs are for suckers. There's no reason to get it... ever.

Totally reminds me of "Theres Something About Mary". Remember guys don't go out w/ a loaded gun

I wish they turned blue...that would make me wanna play witht them

MaryxTyphus wrote:Indeed

There should be like a Help program for things like that

Apparently there is, for those who feel they need it. -_- Go to the correct part of town and offer the requested amount of money to the 'specialists' standing by -- or sitting behind red-lit windows.

Error of Logic wrote:

MaryxTyphus wrote:Indeed

There should be like a Help program for things like that

Apparently there is, for those who feel they need it. -_- Go to the correct part of town and offer the requested amount of money to the 'specialists' standing by -- or sitting behind red-lit windows.

not in every country. in some like sweden that is illegal

Curable by orgasm.

Well that's one thing I never have to worry about

Honor wrote:

qubixrube wrote:Girls should understand that it actually happens, but be willing to avoid taking action regarding it if they dont want to.

Unless the girl in question is dating a guy who has no hands, I don't see how it becomes her problem in the least.

EXACTLY! so why do they teach kids in sex ed that it doesnt exist? Every year ive been in the course theyve told us that.

You know what i think it is? Its that their generation would use that sleazy pick up line to pressure girls into having fun with them and now their worried that we're going to follow their "mistakes." Seems like the same reason the older generation of people these days say a lot of the things they do.

I thought that masturbation was the WRONG way to treat it. I went and sat in a snow bank, myself in an improvisation of the icing method. I'm spoiled, I think, since my ex had a higher sex drive than I.