Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, "Hello, everyone

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:34 pm

Weep, you girls.

Ancient graffitti is a hoot!

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:05 pm

Nothing says "I love you" like taking a shit outside someones house. At least.. according to the doctor to Emperor Titus

LeftTentacleGreen · Post by **LeftTentacleGreen** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:49 pm

This is going in my ZMG file

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:06 pm

II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid

heh. it's good to know we haven't gotten all THAT much stupider as a society.

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:15 am

kite-san wrote:II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaid

heh. it's good to know we haven't gotten all THAT much stupider as a society.

actually think we have. todays writings are usually just a name written in a "cool" way.. or words such as "cunt" "dick" etc...

i man friendly advice on how to find friendly girls is a lot more helpfully then once again seeing how to spell cunt.. often spelled wrong btw

Tha_Pig · Post by **Tha_Pig** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:47 am

Palmyra, the thirst-quencher

Thats the precursor of "Mentos, the fresh-maker"

Chaszmyr Mae'Val · Post by **Chaszmyr Mae'Val** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:31 pm

And the height of sophistication in this era? Kilroy Woz Ere

I do remember watching a program about the female pharaoh Hatshepsut; some of the archaeological items found regarding her included a graffito of her being buggered by her advisor (yeah right) Senmut.

Things haven't changed...

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:01 pm

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus? ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess? loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can?t I smash her head with a club?

Man... someone got dumped hard.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:03 pm

Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus? ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess? loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can?t I smash her head with a club?

Man... someone got dumped hard.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:04 pm

Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus? ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess? loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can?t I smash her head with a club?

Man... someone got dumped hard.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:06 pm

Let everyone in love come and see. I want to break Venus' ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess' loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can't I smash her head with a club?

Man... someone got dumped hard.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:09 pm

This one is sig-worthy: Whoever loves, let him flourish. Let him perish who knows not love. Let him perish twice over whoever forbids love.

Just posted it in my QOTD journal.

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:11 pm

Stupid double entries...

If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend

- umm... If you insist.

May Love burn in some lonely mountains whoever wants to rape my girl friend!

- Probably written by the venus guy above, after too many people took his advice.

Epaphra, you are bald!

- in the category of 'unsurprising revelations'... Wait... Epaphra's a girls name. Shaved Roman Pussy!

Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

- I understand eels are good for that. (I wonder of the typo was in the original?

)

Phileros is a eunuch!

- But... At least he's not bald!

Gaius Pumidius Dipilus was here on October 3rd 78 BC.

- but he was driven out of town for his continued insistance that someone ooooooh-so-important would be born in 78 years.

Pyrrhus to his colleague Chius: I grieve because I hear you have died; and so farewell.

- Must have been his hemorrhoids. Didn't know Chie was really Chius in drag, did you?

Lucius Istacidius, I regard as a stranger anyone who doesn?t invite me to dinner.

- Polite conversation doth not an acquaintance make.

The man I am having dinner with is a barbarian.

- And you wonder why you don't get more invitations?

The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

- and you thought some of our modern warning labels were stupid?

Epaphra is not good at ball games

- She never quite learned how to roll them between her fingers while giving head. Besides which, she's bald!

Sarra, you are not being very nice, leaving me all alone like this

- Maybe it's something about the name. I should send this to my ex.

Greetings to Primigenia of Nuceria. I would wish to become a signet ring for no more than an hour, so that I might give you kisses dispatched with your signature.

- She didn't mind having him stick his finger in her, but dipping her in hot wax was a bit much.

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:43 pm

On April 19th, I made bread

Well good for you Timmy.

Nithos · Post by **Nithos** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:57 pm

Pyrrhus to his colleague Chius: I grieve because I hear you have died; and so farewell.

Chius, Re:Pyrrhus: Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated

Shendal · Post by **Shendal** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:58 pm

I.2.23 (peristyle of the Tavern of Verecundus); 3951: Restitutus says: ?Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates?.

Now, I studied Ancient Rome, and girls were usually named for their fathers. Julius's daughter was Julia, Claudius's daughter was Claudia, so on.

Restitutus is asking Restituta to get nekkid. Does anyone else find that a little disturbing?

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:12 pm

I must now reference one of my favorite quotes ever, from Tank Girl:

You just have to think of it like... the first time you had sex. You have to ask yourself... "Daddy? Are you sure this is right?"

Qubixrube · Post by **Qubixrube** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:42 pm

i am so utterly lost in this thread

Gible · Post by **Gible** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:59 pm

Honor wrote:I must now reference one of my favorite quotes ever, from Tank Girl:

You just have to think of it like... the first time you had sex. You have to ask yourself... "Daddy? Are you sure this is right?"

I hope you don't mind(not that it will matter) but I've stolen this for my own quotes page

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:55 am

Honor wrote:I must now reference one of my favorite quotes ever, from Tank Girl:

You just have to think of it like... the first time you had sex. You have to ask yourself... "Daddy? Are you sure this is right?"

Tank Girl: was decent film and always a funny read. Not to mention Lori Petty looked extremely Hawt as Tank Girl. Loved the short/shaved head on her.