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SEXTERMINATE!!!

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:28 pm
by E~Man
OK then...set out to make a pr0n movie...add some Daleks...and you get this...

SEXTERMINATE!!!

Is this one of those situations where something is so bad, it's good?

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:46 pm
by Jackalope
bwahaha
Life-long fan Colin Brown, 44, said: ?It?s outrageous to think of them touching up naked women ? Daleks just don?t behave like that.?
And this is why sci-fi geeks are stereotyped as sexless dweebs. Or rather, one of the many reasons...

Sorry, the "most sinister" villians in the Dr.Who universe can't navigate stairs! Good thing there's ADA and DDA laws now. The poor things would be totally defeated otherwise. And the english think that our TV shows are crap???

At least Star Trek geeks started writing porno fan fiction almost from the very beginning.

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:47 pm
by Jackalope
bwahaha
Life-long fan Colin Brown, 44, said: "It's outrageous to think of them touching up naked women. Daleks just don't behave like that."
And this is why sci-fi geeks are stereotyped as sexless dweebs. Or rather, one of the many reasons...

Sorry, the "most sinister" villians in the Dr.Who universe can't navigate stairs! Good thing there's ADA and DDA laws now. The poor things would be totally defeated otherwise. And the english think that our TV shows are crap???

At least Star Trek geeks started writing porno fan fiction almost from the very beginning.

Edited to fix database-mangled characters

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:28 am
by Error of Logic
This idea is worth a brief chuckle, but no more than that. I remember being pretty intimidated by the Daleks when I first saw them ...

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:48 am
by Lund
I don't even know what to think of it.

Ofcourse. If anyone I know ever try to look through all of Dr. Who I will try to find this and sneak it in after a while.

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:53 am
by Honor
Um...

HTML Error: 707.
File Not Funny.

Not that it's really all that unfunny... I've just been dying for an opportunity to use the 707 bit.

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:57 am
by Error of Logic
Honor wrote:Um...

HTML Error: 707.
File Not Funny.

Not that it's really all that unfunny... I've just been dying for an opportunity to use the 707 bit.
Of course you have. It's a fine joke. ^^

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:42 am
by Chaszmyr Mae'Val
jackalope wrote:Sorry, the "most sinister" villians in the Dr.Who universe can't navigate stairs! Good thing there's ADA and DDA laws now. The poor things would be totally defeated otherwise.
Actually they can now. Admittedly they now look like Dalek Chavs with the bling and the underlighting but it does work so...

RUN FOR YOUR PUNY RIVVIL LIVES!!!

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:41 pm
by E~Man
Ghastly, excellent comic as always...sorry about almost spoiling things :oops:

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:05 pm
by MaryxTyphus
I wonder if it's wrong that the last panel makes me think of a twinkie

Huh....

I am curious about one thing....

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:57 pm
by C_wire
I do wonder... Was there some girl + dalek action, or just girl + girl action with the daleks there to serve as "plot"?

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:15 pm
by Kite-san
well, i can sorta see where they're coming from, i mean, the Dalek manifesto is summed up pretty much as "if it's not Dalek, kill it" so Dalek's kidnaping and molesting does seem a tad out of character....

that said, the C&D order was a stupid mistake.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:20 am
by Error of Logic
Heh ... The new installment is quite good, quite good. That Dalek does sound like a Twinkie at the end, but it looks like tentacle-fiend-girl isn't going to get it anytime soon. ^^

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:36 am
by RavenxDrake
*hums the Dalek Song quietly in the background*

Frankly, It's a bit silly.... but I can almost side with them on this. They Daleks weren't being parodied(as far as I could tell), but were actually being used as Daleks, thus it's a copyright infringment...(presuming British copyright laws are the same as american) still...

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:37 am
by LeftTentacleGreen
jackalope wrote:bwahaha
Sorry, the "most sinister" villians in the Dr.Who universe can't navigate stairs!
Or rocky terrain... or steep hills... or any terrain that isn't completely smooth.

This is why Dr Who will never return as an actual television series. The villains are all completely retarded and un-frightening and the fans wont let anyone move away from the original to make it less retarded.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:41 am
by Swordsman3003
I'm sorry, but I'm not as uber geek as I thought. What is a Dalek?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:01 am
by LindaH
swordsman3003 wrote:I'm sorry, but I'm not as uber geek as I thought. What is a Dalek?
*gasps* you never watched Dr Who?!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalek

http://www.dalekcity.co.uk/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/episodes/dalek.shtml

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:43 am
by Myself
Chaszmyr Mae'Val wrote:
jackalope wrote:Sorry, the "most sinister" villians in the Dr.Who universe can't navigate stairs! Good thing there's ADA and DDA laws now. The poor things would be totally defeated otherwise.
Actually they can now. Admittedly they now look like Dalek Chavs with the bling and the underlighting but it does work so...

RUN FOR YOUR PUNY RIVVIL LIVES!!!
They have been doing it since they attacked Earth because in one seen ( about 20 years ago) Its does the same thing as it does now.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:00 am
by Lictor
RavenxDrake wrote:*hums the Dalek Song quietly in the background*

Frankly, It's a bit silly.... but I can almost side with them on this. They Daleks weren't being parodied(as far as I could tell), but were actually being used as Daleks, thus it's a copyright infringment...(presuming British copyright laws are the same as american) still...
They're similar. For example anyone who appreciates larger thinks of Budweiser as Czech rather than American.

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:55 pm
by Alter alias
LeftTentacleGreen wrote: This is why Dr Who will never return as an actual television series. The villains are all completely retarded and un-frightening and the fans wont let anyone move away from the original to make it less retarded.
Hate to break it to you but it has, second new series will be coughed up fairly soon. I have to say as a member of the british public, we realy need more impressive ways to be nationaly recognised, I mean, america has a string of celebrity nutjobs in office canada has maple syrup, japan is the birthplace of tentacle rape, and what to we get? Salt shaker shaped cyborgs *sigh*