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Ghastly's thread gave me the idea for this thread.

So, my question is: Have you ever caught someone, or been caught having sex?

I've never been caught, but I did catch a couple doing the wild thing in public.

On morning about 2:30am, I was driving home from work on a back road from the city I worked in to the city I live in.

I came around a bend in the road, and there was a car pulled over onto the shoulder of the opposite lane.

The woman was on her back upon the hood of the car with her legs straight up in the air and the man was humping away.

After I regained control of my car, I came to a spot where I could turn around and go back for a second look.

When I got back the man was off to one side, hiding behind the passenger side of the car and the woman was sitting up with her feet on the ground and her dress around her waist.

I waved as I drove past.

When I was able to turn around again, they had left.


Anyone else have any stories? C'mon, don't be shy.

I don't know about "caught". That makes it all sound very smutty and junior high school. But I've been walked in on a couple times and walked in on others and been in a couple situations where couples were coupling in the presence of other people and simply didn't care.

It happens to anyone who is in a group living situation long enough. No big deal. You just say "Excuse me" if you're the intruder or take it somewhere where it won't frighten the horses if you are the intrudee.

*shrug* Only thing that comes close is seeing two guys kissing at a rather empty movie theater. That's all and it's enough.

Caught: At my very first SF&F convention, (good lord... that's going on a little more than fifteen years ago now...) I met a lovely girl who was dressed in tiger-stripe body paint and a few small but happy bits of black cloth. All told, it really wasn't long at all before we ended up back at her room... And just long enough for us to have gotten ourselves into a very compromising but interesting position before her mother returned to the room to get something. Said mother got very wide-eyed, blushed, and left immediately. Some time later, tiger-girl saw fit to tell me that she was all of 17 (to my 21ish). That was one of the very few times I didn't finish something I'd started.

Caught them: I was walking home from the house of a couple of friends after a long gaming session. As usual, I took the short-cut through the golf course that was attached to their apartment complex. Heading along toward the Xth green, I saw a shape (it was the middle of the damn night, and quite dark.) They were so engaged in what they were doing (that being their best impression of the beast with two backs, of course) that they didn't notice my admittedly quiet approach. The girl saw me before I actually got to them, and started making noises I knew referred to me (Baby...! Hey...! etc) but he obviously thought were inspired solely by his performance. He didn't notice until I stepped over them and said "Ride 'er once around the track for me, dude." The coitus interruptus was, so far as I know, perfectly complete.

First story response: *cringe* Yikes ...

Second story response: *helpless laughter* That was rather nasty of you, wasn't it, Honor?

I was semi-sorta-caught. Christine and I were making the beast with two backs upstairs in her parent's bedroom (her bed is more like a little couch and wasn't conducive to a good fuck) and I pulled out and said, "baby, this doesn't feel right." so we went downstairs planning to finish in her room, and we're half-way down the stairs (fully dressed) when her mother walks in the door.

Fuckin' A. Her mother is very tempermental about how bad her own sex life is, and she kinda takes it out on us occasionally.

kingofthemorlocks wrote:..."baby, this doesn't feel right."

Your parent-sense tingling interfered with your other tingling?

I've never been caught, though I hope for many more opportunities for that to happen.

As for catching the beast: One sunny summer day in 1996, I was walking through a small park in the Old City of Jerusalem and caught a young couple going at it (with some clothes still on) in the middle of the space. A Hassidic with two kids walked up and quickly took them away; shortly thereafter, an Israeli cop appeared and sent them on their way.

(That was the visit where I rented an apartment on "Pines St.," named after a poet whose actual name in was actually pronounced with the vowels swapped, according to the Hebrew on the street sign.)

I have never been caught. Whew! Neither have a seen anything.

However, my cousin did walk in on her aunt and uncle. I don't know the details though.

My honourary Uncle (and one of the most special men I've ever known)became this figure in my life one fateful day at his apartment.

(A quick side note, Uncle "x" was one of the original "manpower" Aussie strippers, and has the odd privillege of being the only contestant to be invited to appear on Perfect Match [old dating show, where the couples return after they win the holdiday and bitch about each other etc.] because apeart from his "dancing" skills, he is a born comedian. Anyhoo, considering his occupation etc. he and his acquiantences and friends are all quite uninhibited...)

There was a party at his place of which I was the youngest (very obviously) attending. Well into the evening it seemed as though the living-room crowd had thinned, and I was deeply engrossed in talking to some random handsome stripper-boy, when the phone rang. No one came to answer, so I did, and the call was for mr. X. So I wandered around the apartment rooms, and eventually found him in the bedroom - somewhere amongst at least 8 other naked writhing bodies of various genders.
Myself personally had only just recently become aquianted with sex with one other person, let alone two, let alone this - So, not really knowing what to do, (and being far to young and innocent to even consider "jumping in," despite the invitations emenating from within the mountain of people-bits) I said "sorry, too much flesh," put the phone down, walked out of the bedroom and went back to the living room - it's all a bit blurry after that.

Anyway, this guy always tells me how he will never forget my reaction, and he believes that although we'd been casual friends for a liitle while before, that this was our proper introduction. And from that day on he really was an 'honourary' uncle, and always kept a good eye out for me.
And can always cheer me up with his "honest to god true" tales of his now defunct naked dancing odessey

Ahh, I miss those times sometimes

I was... well, lucky isn't quite the word for it, I suppose, in that I worked night security at my College. .We weren't real security, all we had to do was check college ID's, sign in your sex-buddy(or "cousin" or "out of town friend" or whatever you wanted to call them to get them up to the room) and check ID's for Alcohol. We couldn't do anything if you HAD the alchohol except keep you from going up to you room, unless you were 21.

At any rate, I've caught numerous drunken co-eds going at it in various places. Bathrooms, Laundry rooms, in thier rooms but so loud I could hear them in the elevator after coming up because I got noise complaints, etc.... none of that really phased me, it was people I didn't know and didn't care about, and most of the time they were "hidden", behind doors, in bathroom stalls, etc... I just had to announce myself and let them sheepishly trundle out getting dressed.

The only time I really consider myself "Catching" someone, I did it in the 3rd person. Collecting some pictures from a friend (she has a HUGE collectoin of hentai pics, videos, games, etc that she's been collecting for some time), I burned a CD of a bunch of zips full of pics off her HD. Well, one of those .zip's was labled TooSexy.zip, and I couldn't pass that up, right? Well... It seems I had glossed over the fact, in my mind, that her favourite pet name for her husband is... Too Sexy...

So... yeah...


As for being caught myself... no. Never directly. At least, not as far as I konw.

Well as to say have I ever been caught having sex, nope, I'm a virgin. Thinking about staying that way too.

As for catching others, Horrors among horrors have I seen. I have caught my stepfather in the act with my Mom. Trust me I am Scarred for life not only by the fact that I had to see /Him/ and her in the nude, but it was also by the fact it was what people quote 'doggy style'. It was horrid, disgusting and I really never want to think of it again.

So yeah, embarassing to say the least and can't you tell that I really really don't like my stepfather?

I have always found it astonishing how a man as intelligent as my father can be so dense. It might help if I named all the variables.
If (a) your daughter and (b) her boyfriend are together behind (c) a closed door leading to (d) a darkened room, and her response to your knock is (e) "Go away, dad!" you should not be suprised when you open the door to discover (f) partial nudity.
That's as close as it comes to being caught in the act for me; since that incident I've been forced to institute a clothes-stay-on rule if Tristan's over while my parents are home. Le sigh.

Once, I found myself in my girlfriend's room, her blue lipstick smeared on my stomach, my breasts bound with a piece of silver chain (jewelry chain, not tow-a-trailer kind of chain... lord I'm not that hardcore), and a pink feather from a boa stuck in my hair (don't ask!)... staring up at her Pentacostal mother.

Well, good news is I don't think anyone else on earth can make that particular claim but me.

Not sure which catch story to tell first so will just go with Chronological order.

While attending Michigan State, A bunch of us went out to celebrate a friends 21st. He got out of control early (go figure for a Michigan State student lol). We dropped him off at the closest apartment of one of the people celebrating his birthday. We then split up to meet at Mac's bar in Lansing. One of my buddys who was 21 at the time (I was 19) grabbed a 12 pack at the party store and we struck off walking to the bar following the Cedar river through campus enjoying some beer. As we walk along the river we see two people sitting (more or less) on a bench. One bent over with head in the lap of the other. I thought the girl giving head was going to have whiplash she sat up so fast when my buddy cleared his throat as we walked past.

Also at Michigan State near the end of the night at a dance club, lights come up and heres a couple going at it along a railing on a raised portion of the dance floor, her skirt up around her waist his pants around his ankles.

It's been about ten years ago now but second job after college, I turn on to the industrial park side street our building was on and here's this car stopped in the middle of the road, driver's door open and driver sitting so legs were outside of car and a woman kneeling in the middle of the road happily sucking away. This after finding porno mags, various pieces of clothing both inner under and outerwear, used bottles of Caverject (an erectile disfunction injectible) and condoms out behind our building surrounding the picnic table we sat at for breaks/lunch. Turns out the Hotel along the freeway our industrial park was next to, served as a living/working quarters for some of the women with the oldest profession. Police did nothing till the owner of our business put in cameras and sent the tapes to the police asking them to at least keep them off our property. After seeing part of one of the tapes, I stopped eating at that table.

LOL

I'm really enjoying reading these, thank you!

Dragoness wrote:Once, I found myself in my girlfriend's room, her blue lipstick smeared on my stomach, my breasts bound with a piece of silver chain (jewelry chain, not tow-a-trailer kind of chain... lord I'm not that hardcore), and a pink feather from a boa stuck in my hair (don't ask!)... staring up at her Pentacostal mother.

Well, good news is I don't think anyone else on earth can make that particular claim but me.

wOOt! Good visual on that one Dragoness,

Lowky wrote:.... After seeing part of one of the tapes, I stopped eating at that table.

Eeewwwww! Damn my imagination!

Surprise threesome action...

This doesn't really count as either of the above, but there was a time once when i was in bed with a new girlfriend... She was on her back, and I was on my tummy, hands and mouth quite busy, when quite suddenly I made a sharp squeek and lept over her and almost through the headboard in one incredibly quick and inagile motion.

She was looking at me like I was more than a little crazy, until I turned back toward the foot of the bed and told her overly-friendly jack russle terrier "Hey...! If you want to lick someone's crotch... lick. your. own."

After that, she busted up laughing, then I busted up laughing, and very little (actually no) more sex happened that night.

Honor wrote:Surprise threesome action...

This doesn't really count as either of the above, but there was a time once when i was in bed with a new girlfriend... She was on her back, and I was on my tummy, hands and mouth quite busy, when quite suddenly I made a sharp squeek and lept over her and almost through the headboard in one incredibly quick and inagile motion.

She was looking at me like I was more than a little crazy, until I turned back toward the foot of the bed and told her overly-friendly jack russle terrier "Hey...! If you want to lick someone's crotch... lick. your. own."

After that, she busted up laughing, then I busted up laughing, and very little (actually no) more sex happened that night.

AHAHAHahahahhaa...*falls over laughing and rolls around on the floor, still laughing*

Note to self: Keep any and all critters out of the bedroom when whoopee is happenin'...

Excuse m...
We shouldn't make fu...
This is emb...

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Tee hee

Chortle

Bwahahahahah!!!

Pricless

Well, the closest I've ever gotten to being caught was when I was giving head to my boyfriend at a kids playground near my house. As soon as he came he (gently) pushed my head farther into his crotch. I, of course, said, "Mmph?" and he replied "Stay down, a woman is walking her dog. I think she saw us." It was amusing, but sadly I got come in my hair.

Also, we didn't get caught, but a week or two before the dog-walking incident we had been having sex on the same playground. It was ridiculously fun, considering it was the first time we'd ever had sex in public. Yay for public sex!!!

And sadly, I've never caught anyone in the act...

I used to sleep in the bedroom right under my parents. Needless to say they were VERY enthusiastic and loud. Not to mention I have found handcuffs and a brass vib in my mothers drawers. Also walking into the bedroom to let them know I am home one night and seeing my stepdad nude and laying so I could see EVERYTHING perfectaly. EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW.

As for me, my hubby and I like having sex at rest areas. We were going pretty good untill a rancher rode by on his 4-weeler checking the fence. I think my hubby was more embarased than I was. I wanted to keep going but we pulled up our pants and kept on driving to my parents house.