One of the most awesome things I've ever seen

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:31 pm

Six girls and two guys singing, in its entirety, the Penis Song from Monty Python and the Meaning of Life.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock ...
And you won't
come
back.

Yeah. Me and my buddy Chris started it off and then his girlfriend and five other girls joined in. Come to think of it, other than female ejaculation, I'd have to say that this was the most awesome thing I've ever seen.

MaryxTyphus · Post by **MaryxTyphus** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:46 pm

Peh, me and my friends used to be obsessed with that song.

That and the Lumberjack song

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:34 pm

Me friends and I are always firguring out ways to burst into reenactments of the the Holy Grail.

"You know, this story candide by Voltaire is sarcastic about silly logic..."

Suddenly "WE FOUND A WITCH, MAY BE BURN HER?!?!?!"

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:49 pm

Hehe, that's great... i need to hear it/

The sperm song from Flying Circus is good too.

~Sara

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:54 pm

Moo Cow wrote:Hehe, that's great... i need to hear it/

The sperm song from Flying Circus is good too.

~Sara

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/265798

Dudegirl · Post by **Dudegirl** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:27 am

YEH! Monty Python. I love Monty Python. I like all those clips of silly walks.

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:13 am

Major Maxillary wrote:
Moo Cow wrote:Hehe, that's great... i need to hear it/

The sperm song from Flying Circus is good too.

~Sara
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/265798

That's just sick and wrong, but in a good way

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:09 am

Heh... I have (like most of you, I reckon) large swaths of Monty Python memorized.

Personally, I'm partial to the Fish License sketch

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:34 pm

Hehe, i like that video very much... how cute!

~Sara

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:47 pm

wonderful

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:46 am

*Sigh* Ahhh, the M/P "Noel-Coward-sing's-about-cock - song," brilliant! My dad used to play it on piano and sing it to us whe we were younger - he'd even draw that silly little sleazy mustache on his upper lip too

How can one pick a favourite sketch or song?!

Although every time I see that "salad days" montage, of very upper-crust, edwardian-period, "Merchant-Ivory-film" type, quintessentially English folk at a picnic playing tennis, cricket, boating etc. turn into a slow-motion blood-bath, ie: tennis raquet through eye, arm dropping off and god knows what else, whilst that gentle music plays - Hysterical! Insane,but oh, how funny!

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:31 pm

Ah yes... Sergio Leonne homage...

It is borderline impossible to choose a true favourite, but you can choose prefered skits.

Adam Selene · Post by **Adam Selene** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:28 pm

I like it, sorta like when I was a guest on some crazy midnight internet radio station and me and the female DJ sung "do your balls hang low?" for 10 minutes.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:39 pm

Ha! That reminds me of something that happened at my college. The two DJ's played "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash. Well, they got a complaint(that they took on air) by some girl who complained that it was a "perverse and satanic song".... no joke.

So, they played covers of "Ring of Fire" for the next two hours till shift change. As many different versions as they could lay hands on....

Did you know there were Punk covers of Ring of Fire?

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:40 am

RavenxDrake wrote:Did you know there were Punk covers of Ring of Fire?

There are punk covers of everything. Up to and including "Amazing Grace".

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:01 pm

I can't listen to Ring of Fire without giggling.

There was a porn movie I saw that used a weird 80s electronica version of Ring of Fire, and it featured two women getting it on near above referenced flaming ring.

The chuckle comes because this was the movie chosen to introduce a friend of mine to the pleasures of the flesh, and his reaction to the movie was nothing short of side splitting.

Several times he said "Oh my god! They are taking their clothes off!"

and once, when the ring of fire scene started, he said. "How are two girls going to make a sex scene?"

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:08 pm

You're helluva good friend to have, Squiddy.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:33 pm

cuteswan wrote:You're helluva good friend to have, Squiddy.

Just doing my job man. No friend of mine will ever have pure eyes if I can help it.

SpasticSage · Post by **SpasticSage** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:33 pm

Reminds me of when I was a freshman in college....

Some of my hallmates brought home some porn they brought for $3.

Yes... Three Dollar Porn...

Notable Quote from the screening:

"She has a zit on her butt!"
"I'm not a doctor, but I wouldn't be so sure that's a zit..."

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:38 pm

SpasticSage wrote:Reminds me of when I was a freshman in college....

Some of my hallmates brought home some porn they brought for $3.

Yes... Three Dollar Porn...

Notable Quote from the screening:

"She has a zit on her butt!"
"I'm not a doctor, but I wouldn't be so sure that's a zit..."

thats... from the porn? or is it your own commentary...

wow, either way, I dont know if there can be much redeeming value in $3 porn.