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Semen moisturiser big in Mexico

A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.

Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream.

Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1381407.html

... omg

Alright! I'm taking this thing to mexico!

/Snake

oh dear me. another new an "improved" mexican industry. Isint mexico suposed to be a cathloic contry? onanisim for the sake of vanity has just GOT to be a sin.

bizarro....

And RantinAn, so I

[quote="Moo Cow"]and comeon, masturbation is fun, how could it be a sin? UUm, yeah. you might need to ignore me now.

I just finished Iron Sunrise, by Charles Stross. In it, there's a scene with a nutter performance artist named Idi Amin Dada, "King of Scotland, Victoria Cross, KBE, MBE, Governor of Kiboga and Mayor of Bukake." I almost snorted my beer when I read that. Stross loves to sneak in little things like that. In his last book, he named a bunch of dimwitted bad guys after well-known net kooks...who all got snuffed, of course.

But "Mayor of Bukake." Bwhahaha. I'm going to have to use that title for someone deserving.

hurrm i;m with squiddy on this one moo.. *watches intently*

Seconded, thirded, (if that's a word) and passed! *watches intently*

Since there seems to be so much interest, I'm calling a Religious Observance on SaraMoo masturbating.

You know the drill everyone, lay out the mat oriented towards her crotch, lay, kneel, which ever gives you the best view, and chant the Holy Mantra while pleasuring yourself in accordance with the Holy Book of Getting Off.

I've always worried, a little, that masturbating while watching another girl masturbating was inherantly dangerous... It could set off some kind of chain reaction that would end any and all productivity on our planet.





Not worried enough to stop me, of course... But still.

eh didnt know that was a religion squiddy.. but ok i will obey!

LindaH wrote:but ok i will obey!

Mruahahaa.. ahh.. I love it when they say that

... you guys can't imagine how much i'm blushing rightnow.


And um, no flash photography please.


~Sara

Ahh, low light cameras only gang!

*faps*

*enjoys the attention*

wow, this is fun... I'm like the leader of a masturbating cult!

~Sara

Moo Cow wrote:wow, this is fun... I'm like the leader of a masturbating cult!

~Sara

Well, we would be a masturbating cult, but I'm pretty sure we all enjoy a good lay now and then.

Enjoy your honored position Sara! I mean it, enjoy the hell out of it. Maybe flip your hair around a bit and moan some.. oh yea.. that's it.. keep doing that..

Twice daily masturbating rituals, twice weekly orgies.

Now, where were we? Oh, ,right...

mmmmmmmmffff.......

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...

*listens appreciatively to the fapping and schliking*


~Sara

squidflakes wrote:

LindaH wrote:but ok i will obey!

Mruahahaa.. ahh.. I love it when they say that

I bet you do Sir squiddy

Moo Cow wrote:... you guys can't imagine how much i'm blushing rightnow.

*uhnn!*

gawd, I love it when they blush...

*shlick- shlick- shlick!*