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Know exactly what you mean.. *pats kindly* well, if you don't want to join in on the masturbation frenzy, i'll forgive you. Hey, I was loathe to do anything and I'm the worshipped one here!CottonStar wrote:No, I'm just naturally prudish. I can't help it.
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Hell, I'VE freaked me out a few times while posting here. It's just a natural side effect of visiting this forum.
~Sara
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It's all about self-knowledge and personal fortitude. Know thyself. *Nods*
"OH, I'VE SEEN THE INFINITE, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL."
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'
Heheh. KNow in the biblical sense, right?
~Sara
~Sara
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Good thing this isn't a solid, actual public place then, innit?
"OH, I'VE SEEN THE INFINITE, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL."
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'
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Sure.squidflakes wrote:Eyemaster... that's proposterous.. I would NEVER try to make money off the cum of my followers..
now.. can I see you over in this sound proofed room please?
* EyeMaster goes to the room with squid carring his pocket calculator after some time he leaves the room carring a big sack with dollar signs on it*
Oh holy Flying Spaghetti Monster forgive my ignorance. Squiddy, I understand your teachings !!! Brothers put you holy juice in "la caja espermatica".
Ahem.
Where's the masturbatin', people?
I have a lovely new technique for y'all.
I was writing my fanfic in my head, and lo and behold it got pretty dirty. And that is why i don't need to watch porn... hehehe.
~Sara
Where's the masturbatin', people?
I have a lovely new technique for y'all.
I was writing my fanfic in my head, and lo and behold it got pretty dirty. And that is why i don't need to watch porn... hehehe.
~Sara
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I've had to take a masturbatin break for the last couple of days. So god damn tired. The tentacles are willing but the flesh is weak.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
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He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.
--from The Bible According to Badnoodles
perverted and depraved and deprived ~MooCow
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A wise man said...Moo Cow wrote:I have a lovely new technique for y'all.
I was writing my fanfic in my head, and lo and behold it got pretty dirty. And that is why i don't need to watch porn... hehehe.
~Sara
"Men are more visual. They fall in love through their eyes. Women are more advanced and fall in love through their ears. Which is why women wear Wonderbras and men talk shit."
"It is the difference between the unknown and the unknowable, between science and fantasy - it is a matter of essence. The four points of the compass be logic, knowledge, wisdom and the unknown. Some do bow in that final direction. Others advance upon it. To bow before the one is to lose sight of the three. I may submit to the unknown, but never to the unknowable. The man who bows in that final direction is either a saint or a fool. I have no use for either."
-- Roger Zelazny Lord of Light
-- Roger Zelazny Lord of Light
Bad Cottonstar! *thwacks*
Heh, understood, Squiddy.
And Tellner, so so true....
~!Sara
Heh, understood, Squiddy.
And Tellner, so so true....
~!Sara
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