Bwahahahaha...Ghastly style facial cream....

CottonStar · Post by **CottonStar** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:08 pm

No, I'm just naturally prudish. I can't help it.

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:45 pm

This should be fun...

Quick! Fuck with Cotton's mind!

CottonStar · Post by **CottonStar** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:29 pm

You act like it's really necessary to put forth an effort to do so.

Hell, I'VE freaked me out a few times while posting here. It's just a natural side effect of visiting this forum.

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:14 pm

Infinity-Iz-Blue wrote:This should be fun...

Quick! Fuck with Cotton's mind!

wouldnt fucking the body be more fun? *puzzled again*

Usagi-kun · Post by **Usagi-kun** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:42 am

wouldnt fucking the body be more fun? *puzzled again*

Both if done right can lead to a rather orgasmic experiance in thier own ways

CottonStar · Post by **CottonStar** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:48 am

LindaH wrote:
Infinity-Iz-Blue wrote:This should be fun...

Quick! Fuck with Cotton's mind!
wouldnt fucking the body be more fun? *puzzled again*

Not if you'd actually seen my body. But I digress.

And on that note, I'm gonna scamper on outta this thread before something bad happens.

Usagi-kun · Post by **Usagi-kun** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:53 am

What...bad things happeing here?.......Naw never happen

CottonStar · Post by **CottonStar** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:55 am

The mental scars I've received during my time here would like to disagree.

Usagi-kun · Post by **Usagi-kun** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:59 am

The mental scars I've received during my time here would like to disagree.

They build character

Watcher-Darkfox · Post by **Watcher-Darkfox** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:52 am

Usagi-kun wrote:
wouldnt fucking the body be more fun? *puzzled again*
Both if done right can lead to a rather orgasmic experiance in thier own ways

When you're right you're right...

Also, wouldn't it be cheaper to just spread honey and oats on your face before you got you work on the ol' cream dispenser?

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:42 pm

CottonStar wrote:The mental scars I've received during my time here would like to disagree.

Ahh, music to my ears.

Nemo2342 · Post by **Nemo2342** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 7:39 pm

Unholy wrote:Beauty product to masturbating cult. Strange transition...

Nah, that's just normal topic drift.

squidflakes wrote:Since there seems to be so much interest, I'm calling a Religious Observance on SaraMoo masturbating.

You know the drill everyone, lay out the mat oriented towards her crotch, lay, kneel, which ever gives you the best view, and chant the Holy Mantra while pleasuring yourself in accordance with the Holy Book of Getting Off.

So I guess from now on instead of "killing kittens" we're going to be "making an offering to SaraMoo". I can dig it. *buys stock in Kleenex*

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:28 am

YAY! *Fap Fap FAp*

Samira · Post by **Samira** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:11 pm

LindaH wrote:
CottonStar wrote:All I'm gonna say about this is.....ew.
agrees!! if i wanted semen in my face i would have been straight!

If your SO is FtM there's no danger of that, even if you're straight.

(Which I seem to be, at least for the most part. Strangely enough, I'm still mostly heterosexual, but HRT has changed my focus. There's really no telling what will happen...)

Oh, BTW: does masturbation kill kittens if you are sterile?

(And I mean as in "no production", not as in e.g. "problems with quality assurance".)

Sweet or Sour · Post by **Sweet or Sour** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:41 pm

you can kill kittens with masturbation? Thought it was god that did the actual kitten killing when you masturbate, so its more like kitten-murder by proxy. Like hiring a hit man, only you are paying in orgasms [currency?].....

If you are literally killing kittens with masturbation, then you ether need a test for acidity, or to calm down a little [it takes a lot of velocity to make a little goo thing become lethal].

EyeMaster7 · Post by **EyeMaster7** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:03 pm

ha. This cult is like any other religion. The main objective of this cerimony is to drain the money out of the pants of it's followers. Squiddy is going to sell the holy milk to this mexican company!!!!

A researcher says male ejaculate may act as an antidepressant -- but other scientists aren't swallowing his theory.

http://www.salon.com/sex/feature/2002/06/19/semen/

If someone here is feeling depressed I can help.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:44 pm

Eyemaster... that's proposterous.. I would NEVER try to make money off the cum of my followers..

now.. can I see you over in this sound proofed room please?

CottonStar · Post by **CottonStar** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:20 pm

Samira wrote:
LindaH wrote:
CottonStar wrote:All I'm gonna say about this is.....ew.
agrees!! if i wanted semen in my face i would have been straight!
If your SO is FtM there's no danger of that, even if you're straight. (Which I seem to be, at least for the most part. Strangely enough, I'm still mostly heterosexual, but HRT has changed my focus. There's really no telling what will happen...)

What do the various abbreviations mean? They're confusing me!

LindaH · Post by **LindaH** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:51 am

FTM = Female to Male (transexual)

HRT = Hormone Replacement Therapy

CottonStar · Post by **CottonStar** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:08 pm

Thank you.