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the obligatory Hermione Dies! thread.
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:48 am
by Skztr
'cause, you know, she totally dies in the new book. Seriously.
As someone who is too cheap to buy hardcovers and too impatient to wait for the libraries to have non-checked-out copies, (and not one to either download a book or read a book from a monitor) what exactly are my options? :/
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:59 am
by Moo Cow
Geez, you scared me, I thought you were being all spoilerrific. I ordered my copy from the UK and it's coming soon...
Um, how much free time do you have? And are you close to a bookstore? You can read it there if the workers there don't kill you. I always read manga in the store for hours and they don't care. if you hide in a corner with the book you can read to your heart's content. And it's about as long as book 5 I think,... so it'll take a while. No matter what, I don't hink it would be a good ide to read it all at once unless you're a fast reader. Good luck!
~Sara
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:42 pm
by Squidflakes
Ok, the spoiler is, that the Giant Squid is acutally the half blood prince, and it marries Ginny AND Hermione
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:57 pm
by RantinAn
no no no no no, it;s the use of polyjuice potion to have technicaly legal lolicon orgies that is the most spoilerific part
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:26 pm
by Major Maxillary
then the giant guy gets in on it.
and he brings his dog.
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:18 pm
by Kitsune Bosetsu
What no Harry Potter/ Draco Malfoy action? Disappointment....

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:30 pm
by Tellner
Kitsune Bosetsu wrote:What no Harry Potter/ Draco Malfoy action? Disappointment....

You mean like
this?
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:41 pm
by Kitsune Bosetsu
Wow.. I knew I could count on someone here to find it.

But that was way faster than I expected.
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:20 pm
by Major Maxillary
there was a comic about how Ron sucks. it was basically about him being chased and sexed up by one of the teachers(the guy who died in one of the movies by being thrown into some dorrway) and draco. later he becomes the pet of the draco family, and the other guy is renamed woofles.
i can't find it.
so here's some hermione porn instead.
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:20 pm
by Jackalope
Well, I actually have finished the new book. All I'm gonna say is that there are going to be some devastated fangirls out there...
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:32 am
by Lilly_snow
Ive read it too

and it isnt Hermione that dies but another of the beloved charaters
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:52 am
by Omechron
Dammit. I clicked this link expecting some Uziga's Deadly Joy style hermoine gore hentai! Now I'm all dissapointed...
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:18 am
by Skztr
amazon said I'd save 50%($15) if I bought it as part of an order of $25 or more, so I bought it with the third volume of Batman:TAS. And once I'm done I'll sell it again for $7.
As far as harry potter porn goes, I always liked the idea of Hermione getting gangraped in the bathroom after turning into a catgirl. I saw such a thing once, but it did not compare to the vision in my head.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:37 am
by Swordsman3003
I'm sort of getting sick of the whole series. It's very predictable.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:34 am
by Tellner
It's been six laps around the track, but the scenery keeps changing. In this one particularly she's left the formula of the first three books.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:01 am
by Skztr
While I think it peaked (not sure on spelling there. As in "reached its apex") at the 3rd book, I enjoyed the 4th and was okay with the 5th. Now I'm at the "there's only two left" point. That is: I dont care if they turn out to suck or not. The others havent sucked, so if this one sucks I'll still give the last one a shot because I wont be caught in a "when will the suck end?" cycle.
(on a related note: _GOD_ Naruto sucks _ASS_)
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:26 am
by Squidflakes
The show has its moments...

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:41 pm
by Major Maxillary
i love the way the guy in the background is just watching, and that the girl has more of a "who's that!?" look on her face than a "Holy shit i'm getting fucked by tentacles!" look.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:48 pm
by Omechron
When you've been hentaied as much as Sakura, you probably get kinda jaded about the whole thing. I swear the only reason she exists at all is so fanartists will have an orifice to stick Sasuke's Special Kunai into besides Naruto.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:59 pm
by Squidflakes
I believe the technique is called Hentai no Jitsu