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Submitted for your perverted pleasure
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 8:31 am
by Warmachine
The porn industry comes up with some weird stuff, complete with tentacle raping plants. The poor victims aren't Japanese school girls but US comic style, super heroines.
http://www.superheroinecentral.com/mrx/xpage/xblm.htm Go to the Comic stories, movies and artwork section at the bottom.
One example is
http://www.superheroinecentral.com/mrx/ ... /skp50.jpg
All the comics have scenes like that. There's definitely something Freudian here. I think the artist's mother should smack him. Or maybe that's the problem.
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:34 am
by Squidflakes
I wonder why this reminds me of the first girl I had sex with
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:52 pm
by Major Maxillary
this is hot.
i find the impregnation lens flares humorous for some reason...
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 8:25 pm
by WhatMeWorry?
squidflakes wrote:I wonder why this reminds me of the first girl I had sex with
Back to the limp biscuit?
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:49 am
by Usagi-kun

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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:00 am
by Squidflakes
WhatMeWorry? wrote:squidflakes wrote:I wonder why this reminds me of the first girl I had sex with
Back to the limp biscuit?
That ain't the half of it. She was all supersexkitten when making out, making noise, scratching, ... moving.
But as soon as the octopus entered the den, so to speak, its like someone complete removed her spine.
Remember this guys and girls, the advice "GO LIMP!" is only good when trying to survive a fall.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:40 am
by LindaH
squidflakes wrote:Remember this guys and girls, the advice "GO LIMP!" is only good when trying to survive a fall.
ROTFLMAOPMP!!!!!!!
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:14 am
by Wilmo
good stuff
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:16 pm
by WhatMeWorry?
squidflakes wrote:WhatMeWorry? wrote:squidflakes wrote:I wonder why this reminds me of the first girl I had sex with
Back to the limp biscuit?
That ain't the half of it. She was all supersexkitten when making out, making noise, scratching, ... moving.
But as soon as the octopus entered the den, so to speak, its like someone complete removed her spine.
Remember this guys and girls, the advice "GO LIMP!" is only good when trying to survive a fall.
I guess those rumors of placing the on/off switch in the vaginal cavity of the female androids was indeed true... My vote was for the anal cavity since men are already used to women telling them to get their various appendages away from there.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:01 pm
by Squidflakes
yea, damn persocoms. I'd still keep the switch out of the anal orifice, cause I always program my robots for backdoor access.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:09 pm
by Major Maxillary
really? i outfitted all my SPAMbots with mk. 88 PanisGewehers with dual large cap magazines for extra rapage power. they don't really have an on/off switch, though. i just charge them up and send them out to do my bidding. the NATO forces usually blow them up before they run out of juce. that's why i make them cheap with extra automaoton slave labor.
wait, what were we talking about?
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:21 pm
by Kite-san
i'd think that for a persocom, the best place for the on/off switch would be the inward-facing side of the cervix. prior to activation, the cervix, like every other muscle, will be limp to the point of having all the resistive force of nuclearated silly-putty, and bootup can be easily initiated if one bothers to read the manual and use the included pre-lubed glove.
after this, accidental de-activation is going to be a near non-issue, it stays by and large CLOSED.
Added bonus: automated no-fail anesthesia if there are children in the offing, the first contraction will push baby against the switch, and in the ultra-limpness, quick dialation followed by easy delivery. Plus: won't wake up until re-activated, which gives a chance to get the li'l spawn cleaned up so that Momma's first sight of the child isn't a drippy bloodstained mess.
*looks up at previous paragraphs* yeebus, what nether recess of my brain had THAT lurking in it?
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:37 pm
by Squidflakes
no no no no! that's the whole reason for persocom fuck dolls, no little laptops running around.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:57 pm
by Wilmo
yes... I see
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:41 pm
by WhatMeWorry?
Wilmo wrote:yes... I see
Said the blind man to the deaf man before asking the mute girl to ask the lame girl to fetch some more sandwiches.
And before one of you asks...
Bologna and yellow mustard on wonder bread.
Why?
Can't stand wonder bread, can't stand yellow mustard, can't stand bologna.
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:25 pm
by Kite-san
squidflakes wrote:no no no no! that's the whole reason for persocom fuck dolls, no little laptops running around.
...ah, well, the paragraph about timed accessibility is still valid.
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:31 am
by RavenxDrake
Hideki: "We'll always be togther Chi!"
Chi: "Chi!"
Chitose: "But you know... you can never have sex."
Hideki: "... That's allright. Because Chi is my one and only, we'll never part. I'll care for her forever."
Chi: "Chi!"
All: "AWWWWW....."
Hideki: "That means I can bang Yumi though, right?"
All: "No."
Hideki: "Damn..."
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:53 am
by Squidflakes
naa, Chii and Hideki totally got it on. They illuded to that in the last episode. There was a scene after Hidiki had gone to take his college entrance exams, and he comes home with the news (he made it) and everyone is waiting to congratulate him.
Anyway, you can see that the land lady (and Chii's mom) has a huge tube of KY and Sumomo is wrestling with a book called "The Joys of Anal Sex"
In my mind anyway.
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:43 am
by Major Maxillary
*crashes through the wall*
what's all this about buttsex, now?
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:49 am
by TimothyMcGreggor
Apparently, lest we dive into Sumo Wrestlers having anal sex.