Submitted for your perverted pleasure

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:07 pm

*climbs in through the hole in the wall*

What's this about shonen manga?

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:17 pm

"Ohaiyo Hideki"
"Ohaiyo, Chi. Blow me and fix some breakfast."

At any rate, at least it's not as creepy as that kid on the hill with the Persucom harem.... I mean, damn...

Dudegirl · Post by **Dudegirl** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:53 am

After seeing that I feel funny. I still feel funny...I dunno what it is...

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 5:12 am

is it your penis?

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:14 am

I would be that kid down the hill, only I'd have to build a tentacle monster persocom to keep all the naughy nurses, and slutty maids, and sultry flight attendants, and naughty amazons, and busy police officers, and lusty bar wenches, and .. and... and...

pardon me for a minute.

Cuteswan · Post by **Cuteswan** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:33 am

So, your tentacled persoccom would be some sort of "holding rack" for the rest of yoru persocoms? I like the way you think.

Dudegirl · Post by **Dudegirl** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:01 am

Major Maxillary wrote:is it your penis?

My penis? WTF? How could that happen?

I think I'm a Lesbian!

Goodbye family...goodbye house...goodbye friends...If you don't mind, I need a little time with my life while I say goodbye.
Lol. I seriously need to give this up. Remind me not to look at this kind of stuff too often

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:13 am

naaa, you don't wanna give this up, how are you going to get your daily dose of "OMFWTF!?!?!?!"

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:43 am

And don't forget HSMBE!

Major Maxillary · Post by **Major Maxillary** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:14 pm

and OBGYN.

wait, what are we talking about again?

Dudegirl · Post by **Dudegirl** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:10 am

....ehhh....

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:11 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:And don't forget HSMBE!

(H)oly (S)hit (M)y (B)rain (E)xploded

Dudegirl · Post by **Dudegirl** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 6:08 am

swordsman3003 wrote:
swordsman3003 wrote:And don't forget HSMBE!
(H)oly (S)hit (M)y (B)rain (E)xploded

ok

Schol-R-LEA;2 · Post by **Schol-R-LEA;2** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 2:34 pm

squidflakes wrote:I would be that kid down the hill, only I'd have to build a tentacle monster persocom to keep all the naughy nurses, and slutty maids, and sultry flight attendants, and naughty amazons, and busy police officers, and lusty bar wenches, and .. and... and...

pardon me for a minute.

What, no superheroines?

Of course, Heliotrope was never meant to be anything more than a plain sex doll, and not even a very realistic one at that. That damn omnipitor thing is worse than the Dutch Wife Fairy.

(Oh, and if you're wonder WTF is up with the floating squares of land the the lack of gravity in some places: the Jenniverse stories - Pastel Defender Heliotrope and Unicorn Jelly, plus some other short stories - take place in a meta-universe comprised of many different dimensions, each of which has it's own unique physics. One of the things that keeps coming up is that the human inhabitants of these dimensions don't belong in them, and have to take special measures to survive the incompatibilities between the different physics, chemistry, etc. In the dimension where most of PDH takes place, worlds consist of free-floating squares of land, and gravity is generated by the 'p-level' of the ground itself; it is possible to dig through to the bottom of a landsquare and end up weightless. This is hardly the strangest Jenniverse dimension, either...)

Samira · Post by **Samira** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 8:57 pm

IIRC they were triangles, not squares, and called "world plates". (Incidentally, Talcryllic has some mutated Finnish words...)

I had hoped to find the role playing stories she had somewhere on her site(s), but at the moment I can't locate them. Some of them are hilarious.

Schol-R-LEA;2 · Post by **Schol-R-LEA;2** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:30 pm

Samira wrote:IIRC they were triangles, not squares, and called "world plates". (Incidentally, Talcryllic has some mutated Finnish words...)

Nope. That was the case in Tryslmaistan (the setting of Unicorn Jelly), but the physics in Pastel (the dimension PDH is set in) is different; as you can see here, Pastellan Rectilands form into rectangular worldplates, unlike the triangular one of Tryslmaistan, and they are not all in a single plane. According to the history books Cerul and Fuschia read (and the author's notes), the Pastellans are descendants of rogue Alchemists who had fled Tryslmaistan during the time of the Myrmidon War (and may have been responsible for setting it off), and believe Tryslmaistan to be completely destroyed and uninhabitable.

As you can see here, here, here, here and here, most Jenniverse dimensions have unique world geometries, physics, chemistries, and biologies, and contrary to the Godanist beliefs in Pastel, most of them are hostile to life forms from Mundis (our universe, more often called Earthenland in both series).

Interestingly, there is even a scene of Tryslmaistan, but the time period is set as 'about 1 million years after human arrival', long after even the Epilogue to Unicorn Jelly, at a point when the worldplates have long since re-formed.

Amazing, huh? I only just read the two series five days ago, and suddenly I'm talking like an expert...