Stay On Target

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:37 pm

"i have not felt him for a long time."

Peaches · Post by **Peaches** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:59 pm

"You've got something jammed in there real good. Say, were you in the..."

Wilmo · Post by **Wilmo** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:14 pm

How you get so big eating food such as this?

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:46 am

Infinity-Iz-Blue wrote:*Shakes head and sighes*

*But only because he's not a big enough geek to know lots of Star Wars quotes*

It's a trap!

/got nothing

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:32 am

She may not look like much kid, but she's got it where it counts.

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:25 pm

Infinity-Iz-Blue wrote:Go and see a doctor.

*blinks innnocently* Me?

~Sara

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:09 pm

"I just felt something go past my leg"

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:02 pm

What a wonderful smell you've discovered!

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:10 pm

"help me, Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope"

Lictor · Post by **Lictor** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 3:22 pm

I can't believe no one's said this one

And now we must eat. Cum, good food. Cummm.

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 1:45 pm

"I feel much fear in you."

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 1:33 am

Does this mean that the dark side is just a never-ending spiral of depravity? No wonder so many people joined up!

L-mo · Post by **L-mo** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:18 am

Luke, i am your father

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMG OMG OMG

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:17 pm

who says it's just the dark side? we've got Yoda feeling the fear in everyone, Obi-wan going from young idealistic padawan to farm-boy fancier, and hands up everyone who thinks Leia probably "practices self defense" by using the force to tie Han to the bed?

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:03 pm

*raises hand*

*drools*

~Sara

Lictor · Post by **Lictor** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:28 pm

kite-san wrote:who says it's just the dark side? we've got Yoda feeling the fear in everyone, Obi-wan going from young idealistic padawan to farm-boy fancier, and hands up everyone who thinks Leia probably "practices self defense" by using the force to tie Han to the bed?

I do now

And one more:-
"What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work."

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:42 pm

Oh my god.... *giggles uncontrollably*

~Sara

Irish Witch · Post by **Irish Witch** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:42 am

*Shakes Head*

everyone who thinks Leia probably "practices self defense" by using the force to tie Han to the bed?

If she'd thought of that she would have learned to use the force much quicker I bet.....

I'm gonna become a Jedi night now!

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 8:47 am

Leia most definately has some kinky force stuff going on, I should think.

Hang on, so the whole Star Wars universe is a neverending spiral of depravity... no wonder so very many geeks try to find a way to live there instead of on earth.

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:09 pm

beepbeepboopWEEP!

"Why, R2, you stop that right this INSTANT! I won't do it!"

R2 might well have been the droid version of the Sexy Losers "dirty talk" guy, but we'll never know since he's translated by a prude ^_^