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squidflakes wrote:Now, I never said being a cock doc was pointless, I just said I didn't understand the desire to want to be such. I know its far from pointless, because cocks need medical love too. As for the octopus and squid thing, is there any more pure persuit than to add to the body of science?

Maybe it's simpler than you think. Maybe they just love cock. And its infinite beauty and sexiness....

or not. It's thought generally that the female body is more attractive... I have yet to see someone who thinks penii (yes, that's how I pluralize penis) are attractive.


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I know one person, and only one person who is completely facinated with the penis. She LOVES the cock. But she also prefers to look at women's bodies, so Freddy is the perfect person for her *shrug* who knows.

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Moo Cow wrote: or not. It's thought generally that the female body is more attractive... I have yet to see someone who thinks penii (yes, that's how I pluralize penis) are attractive.
Well, depends on how what folks you talk to. Anyway, onto the pluralization:
We had a debate on that years ago here.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=penis
n. pl. pe

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squidflakes wrote:I know one person, and only one person who is completely facinated with the penis. She LOVES the cock. But she also prefers to look at women's bodies, so Freddy is the perfect person for her *shrug* who knows.
You sound like you could be talking about me...
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Re: Medical Musings

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Moo Cow wrote:Maybe it's simpler than you think. Maybe they just love cock. And its infinite beauty and sexiness....

or not. It's thought generally that the female body is more attractive... I have yet to see someone who thinks penii (yes, that's how I pluralize penis) are attractive.


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I'd have to agree with you on that count. But then again, I'm a guy and the Female Form is, to me, about the pinnacle of beauty. This proves that God was not only a great thinker, a mad scientist and very dark comedian, but also that he's a great artist too. Go the supreme being! 8)
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Moo Cow wrote:I have yet to see someone who thinks penii (yes, that's how I pluralize penis) are attractive.
Well at aren't the most hidious thing on the human body, and they do draw well if you know how. ...the scrotum now that another matter, most hidious natural thing to grow on anybody.
...well extreranal anyway, unless you've got some freakish thing growing off you like a parasitic twin or something.
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I know penises is the correct way... I enjoy making up words though.

Anyway, penii are just... weird. Not hideous, just strange.

As for the female body, I like looking at pretty curves and such... but I'm not particularly fascinated by the genitalia of other women. I have my own.


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Squiddy, it would help if you'd stop thinking of them as "cock doctors". Seriously. A urologist's responsibilities include the whole apparatus, not just the penis. Kidneys, bladder, prostate, ureters, other parts as appropriate and every disease or condition that affects them and vice versa.

A layperson's first reaction to a lot of medical things is "Ewww, that's a butthole! Shit comes out of it," or in this case "Touching cocks is, like so gay." That's really where your whole question comes from. That's why I made the remark about ugly slimy things that live in the ocean. It's an outsider's question that someone who has already made the decision to study biology wouldn't think of asking. After you've seen a few thousand sets of lungs or genitals or spleens they lose their mystery emotional associations.

Someone who is already in medicine and has gotten beyond that sort of thinking has different concerns. It might be an intellectual interest as pure as what drives one person to invertebrate zoology and another to something more interesting and worthwhile like gauge theory :) It could be an influential experience with a particularly good professor, the dictates of the marketplace or the emotional and personal satisfaction mentioned earlier.
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That makes sense of course, Tellner. As a future scientist, those are the lines along which I'd normally think... though given the question, I answered the way i did.


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*shrugs*

I just thing cock doc is a hilarious term, and I don't plan on not using it in the future. I am fully aware of the importance of urology in medicine, just as I'm aware of how important a proctologist can be when you've got gastrointestinal worries. I've worked in the diagnostic imaging field, so I'm pretty up on the importance of specalties, which serve the same purpose in medicine as they do in biology and the IT industry. Just like I have to wonder about people who choose to go in to software, I wonder about people who go into mammal biology. I'm not down on anyones choice, its just not what I would have chosen, and by wonder, I mean "Hey, I wonder why they did that."

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I suppose someone's gotta make sure the human body's waste disposal systems are working. God seems to have taken a backseat, having made them and not leaving a manual.
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Penises that aren't shaped like pineapples or have wider girth than length are the freaky ones. Otherwise, they're an admirable example of form and function.

edit: whoops. or definitely ruins my sentence when I mean "are"
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After my dreary absences which leave me with pages of new messages I now say the following::

What the pic of night lights doesn't say is that it was taken over 24 hours (lets face it, it's not night everywhere at the same time) and that the pic was taken on Australia Day (fireworks time)....

... ok I'm making that up..

Regarding Cocks.. The Penis is a fine thing indeed but I wouldna be able to stare at it allday for the problem of it being in my mouth... or elsewhere. I don't know how people can 'stare' or 'analyse' anatomy anyhow. Most of it's boring and the bits that aren't are just plain dirty, or overly interesting in other ways. These doctors must practice to keep from smiling or pulling funny faces when their patients undo their pants!

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Irish Witch wrote: Regarding Cocks.. The Penis is a fine thing indeed but I wouldna be able to stare at it allday for the problem of it being in my mouth... or elsewhere.
Bwahahaha! You're awesome. That was great.


As for other parts of the anatomy not being fascinating... I beg to differ. it depends on who's staring, I guess.

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I prefer the term Cocktor. Not to be confused with the Helicockter, the bukkake-powered flying machine invented by Professor Haddington of Sussex.
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Infinity-Iz-Blue wrote:Yes, six billion is a few too many.

Just take this pic into account.
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/ ... sp_big.jpg
More a visual of technology than population you do realize... For instance, half of the world's population lives in just two countries.
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Moo Cow wrote:
squidflakes wrote:Now, I never said being a cock doc was pointless, I just said I didn't understand the desire to want to be such. I know its far from pointless, because cocks need medical love too. As for the octopus and squid thing, is there any more pure persuit than to add to the body of science?

Maybe it's simpler than you think. Maybe they just love cock. And its infinite beauty and sexiness....

or not. It's thought generally that the female body is more attractive... I have yet to see someone who thinks penii (yes, that's how I pluralize penis) are attractive.


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I think penises are far more beautiful than vaginas. Vaginas are too much like premature pruning for my taste... That being said, when it comes to the rest of the body, a woman's body is more beautiful to me than a man's body, but not by much. And a woman with a few extra pounds is more sexy than a man with a few extra pounds.

And now that I've stated that I guess it now makes perfect sense why I prefer hermaphrodites and venuses with penises, they are the more beautiful body with the more beautiful package.

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WhatMeWorry? wrote:And a woman with a few extra pounds is more sexy than a man with a few extra pounds.
I dunno about that.. Totally obese people are ugly no matter what but personally I like a man with a but of bulk on him. Basically when I hug you, I should only be able to touch my hands together.. Hugging a thin person always makes me wonder...
.. "Where the hell did you go??"

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Well when a man gets fat, most of it goes onto the belly, with women it's more evenly spread over the body, I think keeping things in proportion looks better.
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I, personally, am quite indecisive over what body types I find attractive. Normally I'm attracted to quite curvy, slightly plump women - but my current girlfriend is almost as scarily thin as I am, and I find her physique beautiful. I reason that some people are better suited to certain body shapes. Some people look great with a few extra curves, other people don't suit it at all.

The male body, on the other hand, almost invariably looks terrible with extraneous fat on it. I only ever find quite slim men attractive.

And then there's MY body... "thin" isn't an adequate description. "gaunt" might be better, or possibly "emaciated".

Oh, and the most ugly part of the human body is not the genitals. It's the underside of the tongue. Seriously, take a good look at yours in the mirror. Eww.
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