The Increadables

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 2:51 am

Just saw The Increadables with the family tonight. My god, increadable indeed! The CG work really made previous CG movies look primative. The hair and cloth textures really blew me away. The soundtrack was amazing. Lots of action and energy and the character dynamics were absolutely a riot. Middle-aged superhero turned family man going through a mid-life crisis, priceless. Lots of sweet, funny bits. Excellent movie. The little costume designer was hillarious.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:04 am

Ghastly wrote: Middle-aged superhero turned family man

hmmm... I think Pixar might be stalking Ghastly... he looks like Clark Kent gone family man....

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 5:40 am

See, I don't the Incredables has any hentai feeling to it (aside from the daughter being hot).

I mean, cause if it did the GUY would be superstretchy. And the son's gonna have problems when he grows up. I mean, how fast is he already? Still though, with any luck, his refractory period will be commensurately quick.

"Wow... three times in a minute..."
"Close, four."
"Four?"
"Yeah, the last one hasn't caught up yet..."

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:20 pm

Maybe he jizzes like a machine gun.

Budabuddabuddabuddabuddabuddabuddabuddabudda!

Infinity-Iz-Blue · Post by **Infinity-Iz-Blue** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:42 pm

That's one way to lose a lot of blood-sugar really quickly...

JPSloan · Post by **JPSloan** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 2:11 pm

I believe the voice for the short costume designer character was done by the actual director.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:06 pm

Ghastly wrote:Maybe he jizzes like a machine gun.

Budabuddabuddabuddabuddabuddabuddabuddabudda!

Imagine THAT as his superpower.

Lightning bolts, too wimpy.
Fireballs, too passe...
I BUKKAKE for JUSTICE!

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 5:58 pm

did anyone else ever read that ageold scifi-ish superman fanfic where Lois gets cancer of the Shrendikopf Radiation (probably spelled horridly, the radiation somethign emits from moving faster than light) when Supeman came?

Fire Storm · Post by **Fire Storm** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:29 pm

RavenxDrake wrote: I BUKKAKE for JUSTICE!

Well SOMEONE had to post the <A HREF=http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp0606 ... tml>direct link to that strip!</A>

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:41 pm

I'm sorry. I though I had linked that comic when I posted that.

I had it bookmarked just for that purpose, and then, wham, my chance comes and it slips through my fingers.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:34 am

kite-san wrote:did anyone else ever read that ageold scifi-ish superman fanfic where Lois gets cancer of the Shrendikopf Radiation (probably spelled horridly, the radiation somethign emits from moving faster than light) when Supeman came?

Well, there is the classic "Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue" essay, which I think is where that bit comes from.

I think Cherenkov radiation is what you're looking for.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:50 am

we are slowly turning into mallrats

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:54 am

Do you think Collosus' wang stays limp while soft when he becomes biological steel? You know the rest of his body seems to move pretty easily, so I figure his dick's gotta stay the same. Think that's how Shadowcat also avoids pregnancy without contraceptives? when her partner's about ejaculate, she can just phase?

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:23 am

All I'm saying is, I don't wanna go down on Supergirl. Hawkgirl, sure.. Wonderwoman.. no problem.. but Supergirl.. the minute your tongue hits the wrong spot (or the right spot, from her perspective) and she looses control for just one second.. her thighs come together and *SQUISH*

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:51 am

Kryptonite bondage gear, maybe?

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:37 am

Only if you're a necrophile. Put a kryptonite gimp mask on her and she'll be a goner.

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:57 am

erm.. i seem to remember ther ebeing multiple kinds of kryptonite.. a number of which were only power-stripping?

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:48 am

Oooh.. Power-Stripping Kryptonite you say? Does it make her clothes fall off super fast?

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 7:58 am

Think she meant power-removing kryptonite, squid.

Still though, there's like, what, eighty colours of kryptonite now? There could be... Ought to be a horny kryptonite too...

All of this reminds me of my favourite superhero joke (and no, it's not the Invisible man joke from Hollow Man).

Guy is sitting at a bar on the top of a skyscraper. One of the other guys looks over at him and goes, "Hey you know about the updrafts, right?"

The first man didn't. "Nah, hadn't heard about them..."

"Well, the way these buildings are made, there's this huge warm air updraft outside the windows. You can hop out, and it'll blow you right back in."

"Right," the first guy says. "I'll give you a hundred bucks if you proove it."

So the second guy stands up, and runs stright for the window. Everyone in the bar is like, 'NO! Stop!' but he jumps. Then, whoosh! he's blown back in. The whole bar is stunned. The first guy says, "Here's you hundred man, you earned it. Man, I gotta try that."

And so saying, he leaps from the building, plummeting to his death.

The second guy sits down at the bar, and starts drinking again. The bartender leans over and goes "Damn, Superman, you sure are a mean drunk."

Happypeepeehead · Post by **Happypeepeehead** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:16 pm

Remember when Ms. Marvel was a member of the late 80's Fantastic Four and had a Thing like exterior? I wonder what would happen if Thing and her did get it on... Could she self lubricate? Why did she feel the need to cover up non existant rocky nipples? Thing had no nipples. If they did it rough, would there be gravel on the ground they did the deed on?

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