Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:06 pm
speaking of sexual acts with electronics involved, just a bit of a chatlog i felt a need to share ^_^
sooo... sounds like overall we've got a person suited up in two layers of rubber with an LCD layer in between to manage the sinput devices, Persocom style kitty-ears on a headset, containing microphones for the kittpyuter to hear, the primary output speakers, and the translation software between the kittyputer's thoughts and machine language, we've got a visor covering msot of upper half of face acting as a doublesided monitor (clearly going to be LCD or plasma, then) but also with a camera function so the kittyputer can still see when necessary, keyboard areas on the back of the shoudlers that come out and can be moved elsewhere, trackball/joystick cleavage, speakers in the palms of the hands, assorted ports in assorted places, and all manner of orgasmic means of user ID to replace such obsolete things as passwords. who wants one? ~_^
Session Start (AIM - kite-san:squidflakes): Thu Oct 07 14:16:46 2004
[14:16] kite-san: heyo
[14:18] squidflakes: howdy howdy
[14:18] kite-san: how's you?
[14:18] squidflakes: mruaha.. reading your posts on a message board without chatting with you at the same time is an odd form of torture
[14:18] squidflakes: and I'm alright
[14:19] kite-san: *giggles* sorry... been busy preparing for hell for the next week or so -_-
[14:19] squidflakes: I figured
[14:19] squidflakes: or something along those lines anyway. I realize you do have a life outside AIM
[14:20] kite-san: lol...
[14:20] kite-san: expand that to "life offline" and it fits the response "not for lack of wishing otherwise"
[14:21] squidflakes: well until the day when we can all run IP stacks in our heads and have 802.11 antennas grafted to our skulls..
[14:21] kite-san: bah.
[14:22] kite-san: i'd be content with a datajack behind one ear and a peripheral on a headset to run the stacks and thought-->comp-->thought translation shit.
[14:23] squidflakes: d'oh! we've already talked about this haven't we?
[14:23] kite-san: yup ~_^
[14:23] squidflakes: yea.. see! I'm running out of memory already
[14:23] kite-san: coudl even make it be a two-piece peripheral dealie on the headset, cover both ears with cyber bits shaped like kitty ears!
[14:24] kite-san: sticking a microphone in each of 'em to actually ACT as ears would be nothing!
[14:24] squidflakes: then you would be COMPLETELY irresistable
[14:24] kite-san: hehehe *giggles and huggles*
[14:25] kite-san: oh, but i'm not done yet ^_^
[14:25] squidflakes: ooh? there is more to tantilize my addled brain?
[14:25] kite-san: where better to store the power cord for recharging than in the kitty tail?
[14:25] squidflakes: where indeed
[14:25] squidflakes: oh, but would that mean one would have to plug you in before turning you on?
[14:26] kite-san: hehehehe.. nah, pug in overnight, turn on anytime ^_^
[14:26] squidflakes: just like a good laptop
[14:26] kite-san: of course, wanna waterproof the electronics... so perhaps give our netkitty a nice coating of rubber with tubing in the right places? ~_^
[14:27] kite-san: O.o oh my.. just got VERY funny mental image.
[14:28] kite-san: dual-user netkitty ^_^
the kitty herself (or, now that i think about it, coudl be himself, too, hehe)
[14:29] squidflakes: dual user you say?
[14:29] kite-san: if the kitty's all rubbered up, no reason that all over under the rubber couldn't have some electronics, so while for the kitty herself can run herself just with thoughts, well, second user need sinput devices
[14:29] kite-san: hmm.. i like that typo.. sinput devices ^_^
[14:29] kite-san: bah, before i jump off on ANOTHER tangent..
[14:29] squidflakes: ooooh, I didn't even notice it.. but it's QUITE appropos
[14:30] squidflakes: that's ok.. I'm already running a very nice image
[14:31] kite-san: anywho, if kitty has electronics all over under the rubber, then her body's the sinput device. boobage functions as how to control cursor (use breasts as trackballs, or for gaming, clamped nipples (with the clamps to add additional height for ease of control) as twin joysticks?)
[14:32] squidflakes: oooh! I like.. a little Chobits-esque Persocom, but specifically built for those who REALLY love their comptuers
[14:33] kite-san: two keyboard areas, split keyboard on backs of shoulderblades for embracing position... hmmm.... having trouble thinking of where to put keyboard for if kitty's laying down...
[14:33] kite-san: mm.. i guess put the keyboard on portions that come out? so unfold the back keyboard and move it out to the sides to use with kitty laying down?
[14:34] kite-san: monitor... visor-style blindfold. both sides of the visor act as a monitor, kitty has option of using her side herself to make things easier rather than just a mental image of the screen, or watching what the second user is doing on her.
[14:34] squidflakes: thats where a layer of liquid crystal in the suit comes in handy, set up like those clear tablet keyboards, you can have places on her body that are already set up with key layouts, and you just indicate with a touch where you want the keyboard to appears. chest, back, buttocks, shoulders
[14:34] kite-san: second user uses outer face of visor as monitor.
[14:35] kite-san: hai, that's what i'm figuring with the keyboard on the back
[14:35] squidflakes: yea, thats mobile.. I like the monitor idea
[14:35] kite-san: hmm.. kitty's ears double as speakers?
[14:36] squidflakes: I'd throw in a camera function for those who like to show off, AND it will also let kitty and owner walk around while still plugged in
[14:36] kite-san: with an optional subwoofer gag?
[14:36] kite-san: hmm, good call on the camera.
[14:36] squidflakes: speakers.. how human is our little kitty here?
[14:37] kite-san: the original kitty is human, but recall that the kitty ears are part of a headset that's over human ears.
[14:38] squidflakes: ok, speakers are easy to implant in ears, right on the bone, with a mastoid pick-up for when she wants to subvocalize conversations. Those are avalable RIGHT NOW. External speakers though.. mruahaha... small speakers set into the lung cavities, using her open air spaces as reverb chambers?
[14:38] squidflakes: or maybe just a headphone jack for her owner somewhere
[14:38] kite-san: ...i was thinking speakers in the -kitty- ears... but those work too
[14:39] kite-san: lung cavities is a little risky though, since those really aren't open air spaces, since they're really bajillions of TINY open air spaces.
[14:39] squidflakes: you'd have to have some sort of isolation circuit built into the speakers and the mics in her ears. Too much feedback if they are close together
[14:40] kite-san: true.
[14:40] squidflakes: oh.. wait
[14:40] squidflakes: hummm
[14:40] kite-san: or that the mics turn off while the speakers have any output?
[14:40] squidflakes: yea, like speaker phones
[14:40] squidflakes: but conversations with her would be more difficult that way
[14:40] kite-san: OR that the mics are just there for her hearing, and output only into her?
[14:41] squidflakes: yea, that could work, the gain would have to be really low though
[14:41] kite-san: i'm not sure what that means?
[14:41] squidflakes: the amount of sound they pick up and process is called gain
[14:41] kite-san: ah
[14:41] kite-san: why would that have to be really low?
[14:41] squidflakes: you're thinking external speakers in ears for other people to listen to things right?
[14:41] kite-san: oh yeah... hrm..
[14:42] squidflakes: yea, feedback loop
[14:42] squidflakes: bad for kitty's hearing
[14:42] kite-san: the mics wouldn't output to the speakers if they're only for kitty's hearing.
[14:42] squidflakes: on a single user model, how about flat speakers built into her palms, and they are held over the ears of the owner as headphones
[14:43] kite-san: but bad for kitty's hearing would be if she could still hear what's blaring from her ears at high volume.. so probably a threshold where from there to a second one it gradiates down the mic's pickup?
[14:43] kite-san: hmm..that's probably a good call..
[14:43] kite-san: i was gonna say speakers in the palms go wit speakers in the ear fur surround sound hugs ~_^
[14:43] kite-san: *for
[14:43] squidflakes: and yea, that's how you mic close to speakers, with a bandpass and gain limiters
[14:43] squidflakes: and yay! surround sound hugs!
[14:43] kite-san: hehehehe
[14:44] squidflakes: plus, her body can be the subwoofer, that's just a small membrane implant, maybe in her diaphragm. low frequencies go through liquid/solid much better than air
[14:45] kite-san: sounds like a plan.
[14:45] kite-san: hmmm...
[14:45] squidflakes: hehe, I really like the surround sound hug
[14:45] kite-san: *giggles* me too ^_^
[14:45] squidflakes: oooh
[14:46] squidflakes: hehe, image of my own kittycomputer on my lap, keyboard on her hips, screen on her chest
[14:46] kite-san: probably want expansion ports either in rows by her lower back/thighs, or in a column down her back?
[14:47] squidflakes: I'd prefer down the back
[14:47] kite-san: *nodnods*
[14:47] squidflakes: but what kind of expansions would you want?
[14:47] squidflakes: memory and storage could all be added to the ears, tail, or internally
[14:48] kite-san: mmm.. probably a printer port would be a useful think to have? or a network port? i like the notion of the network cable for connecting to other kittyputers for metaphysical orgies to be just a little above the sex ~_^
[14:48] squidflakes: ooooh.. yes!
[14:48] squidflakes: those are nice and small too.. maybe use fiber for kitty/kitty connection, and have an ethernet jack for more mundane applications
[14:48] kite-san: *nodnods*
[14:49] squidflakes: course then I'd want my own fiber kittyface so I could plug in to her while I was plugging in to her
[14:49] kite-san: hehehehehe
[14:49] squidflakes: oooh, and her on your lap would make cybering a hell of a lot more efficent
[14:49] kite-san: another expansion port you're likely to need...
[14:49] kite-san: would be for assorted console game controllers.
[14:50] squidflakes: ahhh! yes
[14:50] kite-san: let's face it, you KNOW most people becoming/wanting kittyputers are gonna be gamers.
[14:50] squidflakes: uh huh
[14:50] squidflakes: now the only trick is trying to get a business model
[14:50] kite-san: business model?
[14:50] kite-san: you're right, that -is- hard.
[14:50] squidflakes: yea, for business applications and business travelers
[14:51] kite-san: hmmmmmmm
[14:51] squidflakes: i'm thinking glasses, hair up in a bun, nice suit skirt, and office software pre-loaded
[14:51] squidflakes: of course she's pure kittyputer underneath, for lunch breaks and long plane trips
[14:51] kite-san: *giggles* and a scheduler preloaded.
[14:51] kite-san: haaaai! ^_^
[14:52] squidflakes: oh yes! she could be your secretary, assistant, travel agent, and ect all in one
[14:52] kite-san: yup! ^_^ ^_^
[14:53] squidflakes: oh, and this is where I'd want wireless keyboard, mouse, and video options. What way she can get lunch and I can still be working
[14:53] kite-san: hmm.. can't forget probably bodyguard on business models. coudl easily engineer the hand speakers to deliver nasty shocks in 'mode 2' i think.
[14:53] kite-san: hehe, GOOD call, yet again ^_^
[14:53] squidflakes: or just electrodes in the finger tips, along with some martial arts programming
[14:53] squidflakes: OH!
[14:54] squidflakes: and salesman protection
[14:54] kite-san: salesman protection?
[14:54] squidflakes: and of course she'd have to have a built in phone
[14:54] kite-san: oh!
[14:54] kite-san: i was jsut about to say that, lol
[14:54] squidflakes: yea, she gets rid of salesmen for you
[14:54] squidflakes:
[14:55] squidflakes: hehe.. I can just see it, she starts to ring during a meeting.. "Hold on I have to take this" and she climbs on your lap, though most likely, you'd have an adjustable bias on the hand speakers so she could put them over your ears behind you, and you'd still hear properly.. oooh, with a mic in her pinky...
[14:56] kite-san: lol...
[14:56] squidflakes: that way, you could stay seated with her forearms on your shoulders, in case a call comes in AND she's recording all the points of the meeting
[14:56] kite-san: haaai
[14:56] kite-san: i would think that for in meetings and such it'd be better if instead of that..
[14:57] squidflakes: hehhe.. I wonder if this is how the idea for Chobits came about
[14:57] kite-san: probably just have a handset on a cable that can be plugged in somewhere.
[14:57] squidflakes: oh.. well.. yea
[14:57] squidflakes: personal preference I guess.. if you were meeting with other kitty owners, I'm sure a lot more would be permissible as far as kitty/user interface
[14:57] kite-san: that's true.
[14:58] kite-san: and can you imagine how much could fall under "user authentication"?
[14:58] squidflakes: uh huh
[14:58] squidflakes: "Hand job identification please!"
[14:59] kite-san: mya? hehe
[14:59] kite-san: i was thinking more along the lines of kisses, blowjobs and fucks being the three primary echelons of ID ~_^
[15:00] squidflakes: I like the way you think
[15:00] kite-san: hehehe
[15:00] squidflakes: hehe.. how many people would want to set their kitties to not recognize them the first two tries though
[15:00] kite-san: LOL
[15:01] squidflakes: "User ID invalid, please fuck me again"
[15:02] kite-san: hehehehe
sooo... sounds like overall we've got a person suited up in two layers of rubber with an LCD layer in between to manage the sinput devices, Persocom style kitty-ears on a headset, containing microphones for the kittpyuter to hear, the primary output speakers, and the translation software between the kittyputer's thoughts and machine language, we've got a visor covering msot of upper half of face acting as a doublesided monitor (clearly going to be LCD or plasma, then) but also with a camera function so the kittyputer can still see when necessary, keyboard areas on the back of the shoudlers that come out and can be moved elsewhere, trackball/joystick cleavage, speakers in the palms of the hands, assorted ports in assorted places, and all manner of orgasmic means of user ID to replace such obsolete things as passwords. who wants one? ~_^
