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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 6:07 pm
by R_Karandosh
cuteswan wrote:Mentioning Martha Stweart and lesbianism in the same post comes dangerously close to ruining sex for me.
That's new. Usually when I ruin sex for someone they consider becoming lesbian, not get freaked out by it.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:20 pm
by Happypeepeehead
Dude, Martha Stewart's on my MILF list. Back off.
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 12:30 am
by CJBurgandy
cuteswan wrote:Mentioning Martha Stweart and lesbianism in the same post comes dangerously close to ruining sex for me.
It's almost enough to scare me off women... if it weren't for the fact that they taste, smell and feel so good.
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 6:07 am
by Squidflakes
cjburgandy wrote:cuteswan wrote:Mentioning Martha Stweart and lesbianism in the same post comes dangerously close to ruining sex for me.
It's almost enough to scare me off women... if it weren't for the fact that they taste, smell and feel so good.
Son, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they taste good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
/homer
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 1:16 pm
by H-Kat
Wait, Martha Stewart has bred?
Like, had children?
...
I always figured her for gay...
-Kitty
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:49 am
by Infinity-Iz-Blue
Who in the Hell is Martha Stewart?!?
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:13 pm
by CJBurgandy
Infinity-Iz-Blue wrote:Who in the Hell is Martha Stewart?!?
American Icon for the Rich Snoby Housewife who can do anything with that pesky $500 king crab you just happen to have laying around the house.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:40 pm
by Infinity-Iz-Blue
Oh God, I hate her already...
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:48 pm
by Kingofthemorlocks
She also has ugly hair.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:51 pm
by Infinity-Iz-Blue
No more details, please!!
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:57 pm
by CJBurgandy
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 2:23 pm
by SpasticSage
Martha Stewart is the devil and needs to be tentacle raped.... and not in a gentle or consensual way.
That said, I considered investing in MSO before her verdict went through, 'cause I thought she was going to get off easy.
Too bad my brokerage account didn't start up in time.
Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 2:59 pm
by Infinity-Iz-Blue
Get Nort to do it, I'm sure he'd be more than happy to oblige...
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 4:37 am
by Irish Witch
The only weird heighly erotic dream I'd had was actually very detailed:
A mad scientist somewhere around sweden advertised jobs for a bunch of women who apreciated tentacle-form hentai. The succsessful applicants when to his 'facility' expecting to be involved in porn-style jobs but discovered that the scientist had found a way to genetically alter the humble octapus so that it had penile tentacles. The creatures could mate with any mammal larger that a goat, and by being penetrated by both a male and a female 'eldersquid' it would be possible to be impregnated and give birth to a set of squidlings. Incubation time for squidling was discovered through trial and error to be roughly four months in a human host, and the seman contained chemicals that were addictive when swollowed. Of course, the Eldersquid have no idea about human physiology so they operated by filling any available hole of any large enough warm mammal. And when the Elder-squid were gently transported to release points around the world via the wombs of the test subjects it was discovered thay qould sometimes attack men as well.....
Naturally the Japanese loved these monster and immediately placed a handful into a zoo, claiming them as endangered species lefdt over from the ancient past, and created times when Japanese women could pay to spend time with the Eldersquid. It was a really cool dream, and actually much more detailed then I just described!
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:31 pm
by Tha_Pig
Someone stole your idea in Germany!!!!!
Minus the lesbian sex part. Looks like they hade a hotel out of an old women prison, and now people can pay to be in a cell and eat bad food...
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ny_jail_dc