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Truth is Stranger Than Fiction
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:56 pm
by Lareth
Actually overheard in a chinese restaurant today:
Girl: "Well, I checked but they were all out of tentacles."
Friend: "So you're into that stuff?"
Girl's Boyfriend: "Are you kidding? That's why she comes to this place!"
Girl: "I am a tentacle-lovin' fiend!"
Friend: "Just can't get enough tentacle, eh?"
Girl: "Hey, don't knock it. Once you've had the tentacle you'll never go
back."
Friend: "I don't know..."
Girl: "Trust me. Tentacles are a girl's best friend."
I don't know if I can ever eat there again.
-Lareth
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:21 am
by Squidflakes
I'm VERY disappointed in you Lareth. You didn't get her name, number, e-mail address or anything did you? How are we supposed to induct fresh tentacle bait into the fold if you don't follow up leads like this?
One more incident, and you're going to be reporting to Honor for "reeducation" mister!
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:30 am
by Toawa
I don't know if Honor does the re-educations. I would have thought that more Straps' area of expertise. OTOH, this might not be a serious enough offense for that.
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:37 am
by Infinity-Iz-Blue
Up with th' tentacles! It's what we all originally started reading for. (or was it the women who love them?)
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 1:22 pm
by Lareth
squidflakes wrote:I'm VERY disappointed in you Lareth. You didn't get her name, number, e-mail address or anything did you? How are we supposed to induct fresh tentacle bait into the fold if you don't follow up leads like this?
One more incident, and you're going to be reporting to Honor for "reeducation" mister!
Hey, give me a little credit. I'm selfish, not stupid.
-Lareth
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 4:45 pm
by RantinAn
urrm.... male. i guess we'll have to fight and hte looser has to disipline im.
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 5:42 pm
by Slander
Eheh. That's a great eavesdrop, man.
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 6:46 pm
by Toawa
Huh... Looks like I gleaned some incorrect information.
Ah well, we all make mistakes.
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:46 pm
by Goddessmisca
Straps, I'll take care of it, if you tie me into the corset.
(gotta be in costume!)
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 8:23 am
by Infinity-Iz-Blue
Consider me officially freaked out by this conversation.
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:04 am
by Kingofthemorlocks
Misca, can I polish those six-inch stiletto heeled thigh-high black leather boots for you? (Please don't hit me!)
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:02 am
by Squidflakes
Misca, can I polish the corset for you? (please hit me)
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:27 am
by Steel Roses
You know, if you don't want to be burdened with his re-education, you can always take a hint from modern corporate structures and outsource him. Its fast, easy, and cost effective!
Can think of a few people who'd be more eager to help with his 're-education' than straps or honor.
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:26 pm
by RantinAn
misca volunteered, he's her bitch now.
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:26 pm
by Kingofthemorlocks
What do I have to do to be bitchified by a leather-clad sapphist with a riding crop?
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:53 pm
by Goddessmisca
Polish away!
It should amuse me
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:16 pm
by Infinity-Iz-Blue
*Produces a tin of shoe polish and a cloth*
Just leave me some scraps, eh?