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Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:17 pm
by Squidflakes
being Japanese automatically adds a 20% "Hai Hai!" factor, as Japanese girls are trained to take octopodes up their asses from an early age
What! no one has mentioned!!!!
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:10 pm
by LostNgone
What are you people all porn newibes!!!
I am ashamed that no one has mentioned the primary porn distribution network on the internet! Its free and you can download hundreds of megs a day of porn/MP3's/movies/etc and no I'm not talking about any P2P or IRC type of service. This system of transfer has been around longer then any P2P or IRC service. I am afraid that if the RIAA or MPAA was to find out about this network we could all be screwed!
I'm sorry I can't tell you people more. If someone else that uses this network found out that I was even telling people about this I could have my legs broken!
Hell, I was using this method on the internet before the web brower was even invented(no joke). I Would be in my room on the internet with a 2400 baud modem and it would take a good 5 to 15 minutes to download one small picture! Holy crap I'm old.
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:13 pm
by Squidflakes
That's why we haven't mentioned it.
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 6:33 pm
by Ghastly
Remember when Usenet was good for porn? Those were the days.
Thanks a lot, fucking spammers.
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:54 pm
by Squidflakes
It's still good, you just gotta know where to look.
Hey, if you're a fan of Okxana Byeul *I can't spell her name*, there is an alt.binaries.fan group that you'd like.
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:14 am
by LostNgone
Ghastly wrote:Remember when Usenet was good for porn? Those were the days.
Thanks a lot, fucking spammers.
I don't mind the spammers as much as the gay porn cross posts.
Your sorting your daily downloads and you have a good set going, breast shot, breast shot, pussy shot, breast shot, action shot, pussy shot and then BAM! Tubgirl or Goatse and that ruins the whole night.
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:49 am
by Pidgeot
Speaking of newsgroups, I just happened to look through what my ISP has to offer.
What surprises me a bit is that they actually carry so many strange/junk groups:
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alt.name.newsgroups.like.yoda.i.do.you-find-it.repulsive
alt.when-the-moon.hits-your-eye.like-a-big.pizza-pie.its.the.beet-man
alt.bainaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape (note the misspelling of "binaries")
alt.fan.theapostle.aka-leslie-paulin.698-bruham-ave.pembroke-ontario.k8a-5a4.613-635-7958.hows-that
Just to mention a few.
And for some reason, I think this one may have been somewhat inspired by Drunk and Bitter Jesus:
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alt.buttholes-for-jesus.fap.fap.fap.splikt
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:06 am
by Paul Soth
There's always been people who make junk newsgroups. It used to be that you had to get approval on the admin groups, but that never stopped anyone. Speaking as a former netcop, I can tell you about a lot of the idiots that ran around. Go look up Jeff Hunt and alt.mcdonalds.crew, for instance.
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:59 am
by Squidflakes
I miss my old hangout spot
alt.binaries.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus