Page 3 of 4
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 8:38 am
by Infinity-Iz-Blue
That's one less name on the list.
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 9:25 am
by Kingofthemorlocks
Can I at least peel grapes for you and fan you with a giant palm leaf?
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 1:20 pm
by Infinity-Iz-Blue
Don't peel the grapes! The skin is, as with everything, the best part! (example: Chicken)
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:47 am
by Kingofthemorlocks
By the way...how many octipodes can be fitted into an ass?
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:49 am
by Squidflakes
The question is vague.
Please provide the following information:
Species of octopode
Retentiveness of ass
Willingness of subject
Is the subject a Japanese woman?
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 7:59 am
by Infinity-Iz-Blue
Ooh, Oooh! Me! Right, those silly bioluminescent deep sea ones, rather stretchy, not particularly willing and yes!
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:26 am
by Squidflakes
Based on the information provided, the Octo-Mizer™
has determined that Infinity-Iz-Blue can handle:
2 octopodes in his anus.
Thank you for using the Octo-Mizer™ The Internet's Number One Anal Octopus Capacity Calculator.
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:29 am
by Infinity-Iz-Blue
Not me PERSONALLY, squiddy...
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:30 am
by Squidflakes
You're dealing with a calculator here, if you want to see someone elses octopus capacity, then you need to state that.
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 8:33 am
by Infinity-Iz-Blue
I'll bear that in mind next time I want to find out how many Octopodes I can safely stuff up up someone's backside.
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:02 am
by Kingofthemorlocks
Octopus vulgaris
Extreme
extremely willing
No
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:01 am
by Squidflakes
Based on the information provided, the Octo-Mizer
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:58 pm
by Kingofthemorlocks
It tickles...
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:26 pm
by Kingofthemorlocks
Just out of curiosity...
Octopus vulgaris
Goatse-retentiveness
very willing
Yes
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:19 pm
by Infinity-Iz-Blue
This should be good...
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:08 am
by Squidflakes
Sorry guys, the Octomizer was down for a bit. I had to do some tweaking on the math. It wasn't taking into accound the volume of the octopus, only the flat dimentions. Anyway, here is the answer to KOTMs query.
Based on the information provided, the Octo-Mizer
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:24 am
by Kingofthemorlocks
31? THIRTY-ONE?!? Hot diggity-damn!
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:26 am
by CJBurgandy
I can't believe I'm going to do this...
Octopus vulgaris
Tight
not very
no
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:31 am
by Squidflakes
Based on the information provided, the Octo-Mizer
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:09 pm
by Kingofthemorlocks
So how, exactly, does whether a subject is an Asian woman or not affect the results? Do Korean women have the same Octo-Mizer rating as Japanese women?
EDIT: This has been my 69th post. Hehe, 69.