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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:01 pm
by RantinAn
Ghastly wrote:I have learned there is a universal law governing toplist/thumbnail porn sites.
As the number of banners/thumbnails clicked increases the probability that a link will be described with a combination of the words "lolita" and "horse" approaches one.
I think that;s pritty close to .sig material
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:42 pm
by Maximuscoolman
Hank's galleries is the best, just because Hank rules so much.

Hmmmm, it needs a better
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:28 pm
by Jormungandr
How about Ghastly's Law of Exponential Depravity
It even sounds cool as an acronym
G.L.E.D
Well, maybe not, but it sounds all technical and stuff, even though the relationship described is a direct relationship... Ah, my nerd is showing.
Nyaahaah! (nerd laugh)
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:10 am
by Warskull
Spyware is a big industry, check out these numbers:
http://www.hoovers.com/claria/--ID__106 ... nual.xhtml
Claria corp is Gator's new name if you don't know.
I use Firefox, Spybot, and Hijack this to kill spyware myself.
Most people have heard of spybot/adaware. Hijack this is sort of a manual removal utility that identifies things that have spyware like behavior and lets you decide for yourself. Available here:
http://www.spywareinfo.com/~merijn/index.html
I think part of the linking to each other is to manipulate the search engines. Your relevance in search engine is determined by how many people link to you. So if they all link to each other they all go up in page rank. Going up in page rank gets them more hits and allows whatever actual advertising they have to get more click throughs or alternatively infect PCs with spyware. If you can get high up for a search for a sexually related word you could potentially make a fortune.
It is the same mechanism a lot of those google pranks use. The first was
"Weapons of Mass Destruction", then
"Miserable Failure", and
"French Military Victories" popped up. People simply has many people link to their page for the topic.
So theoretically you could open your own toplist/porn site and use it to data mine. Then proceed to strike deals with other sites to have them link you in return for you linking them while spreading your site around through spam and link free for alls (you type in a site address and they keep a list of like the last 100 typed in,
example.) You would have to be a bit of an asshole, but then again I don't think the people going this route care if everyone hates them.
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:10 am
by Squidflakes
Warskull wrote:Claria corp is Gator's new name if you don't know.
Saddly, I found out that one of the divisions of the company I work for supplied the venture capital to get Gator off the ground.
The stains! They don't wash off!
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:22 am
by CJBurgandy
Irish is unable to log in, but she sent me an e-mail with the following message:
madirishman wrote:
There's a thread on Ghastly's forum that has to do with toplists and thumbnail galleries for porn.
Just for kicks I tried to pull apart the code on a toplist site and I discovered something. Most of
them have a single link somewhere in the list of sites that connects to another page on their own
site. Sometimes this is a free-pic gallery, sometimes a registration page but practically every
toplist has one from what I've seen (which is all of three random sites). Thumb galleries tend to
work on the same principal. ie: if you click on every link on the page ONE of them will pay off!
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:26 am
by Ghastly
This could become a new sport in porn hunting... searching for the elusive "real porn" link...
... and praying it won't be pre-teen midget goats with an ass full of octipodes.
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 9:26 am
by Squidflakes
Ghastly wrote:This could become a new sport in porn hunting... searching for the elusive "real porn" link...
... and praying it won't be pre-teen midget goats with an ass full of octipodes.
You had me till goats, then you picked me up again at "ass full of octopodes"
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:48 am
by H-Kat
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:55 am
by Squidflakes
God damn Kat... I wish I was a woman so I could show you just how much I apprecate what you just did.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:43 am
by Maximuscoolman
Ghastly wrote:This could become a new sport in porn hunting... searching for the elusive "real porn" link...
... and praying it won't be pre-teen midget goats with an ass full of octipodes.
I'm sure that should read "
will be".
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 8:29 pm
by Laguna
Thumbnail sites are a funny thing. Rather often there is a chance of actually getting to the page they advertise although it seems to be small, at least the ones I've visited.
Right click on the link, copy to clipboard, paste into url, find embedded url and go to it. If the link is not dead yet you will get the pictures, otherwise you will get redirected somewhere. Someone should make a Firebird extension which does this automatically.
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 5:14 am
by LiSrt
I'm slightly surprised noone's mentioned
http://www.autopr0n.com yet...
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 5:17 am
by Kingofthemorlocks
H-Kat...I...I...I love you for that.
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 5:43 am
by Infinity-Iz-Blue
I can't pretend I'm as clean as Gods fingers, and frankly this whole issue has pissed me off once or twice too, but I seem to have better luck than the rest of you. If I work out what my secret is, I'll let you all know. (now that's one hella secret, so secret, even I don't know what it is!) In the meantime, H-Kat has indeed done us all a great favour! I too am in your debt, and I bow low to your expertise in the art of surfing with a purpose.
(P.S, does anybody know where I can find an Avatar-suitable Biohazard symbol? You'd have thought they'd be easier to come by...)
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 8:36 pm
by Fire Storm
Infinity-Iz-Blue wrote:
(P.S, does anybody know where I can find an Avatar-suitable Biohazard symbol? You'd have thought they'd be easier to come by...)
Yeah, no shit. Hell, if I could find my old copy of 3d Studio, I'd render myself up a new one. As it stands, I got mine from the band Biohazard, and I modified it in Photoshop. Cheap and quick.
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 12:42 am
by Infinity-Iz-Blue
Somebody else with a Biohazard symbol as their Avatar? Oh well. Thanks for the advice!
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 2:45 am
by Honor
Fire Storm wrote:Infinity-Iz-Blue wrote:
(P.S, does anybody know where I can find an Avatar-suitable Biohazard symbol? You'd have thought they'd be easier to come by...)
Yeah, no shit. Hell, if I could find my old copy of 3d Studio...
*thinks a moment, and cranks open B5*
I'll make one. (or a few...) Any requests?
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 3:16 am
by Infinity-Iz-Blue
Thanx, Honor, but Cuteswan has already pointed me to a Google page with a good few Biohazard symbols. Thnks for the offer, though.
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 12:35 pm
by H-Kat
kingofthemorlocks wrote:H-Kat...I...I...I love you for that.
Sorry. You're not my type.
-Kitty
<3