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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:34 am
by H-Kat
I was two, and it stole my cookie, right out of my hands. I remember thinking 'monkey'!
-Kitty
Perverts.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:59 pm
by Maximuscoolman
and that made you happy?
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:31 pm
by Simpleton
it's things experienced damnit.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:07 pm
by CJBurgandy
bad monkey.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:15 pm
by Ghastly
True story. My son was attacked by a wild monkey when we were at a Hindu temple in India.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:40 pm
by Happypeepeehead
What did you do?
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:43 pm
by RantinAn
one got my little sister in bali.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 8:09 pm
by Ghastly
happypeepeehead wrote:What did you do?
Chased the monkey away.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:29 pm
by CJBurgandy
a monkey in Lop Buri (Thailand) stole one of my friend's camera while were were looking at a temple.
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 9:56 pm
by Happypeepeehead
Ghastly wrote:happypeepeehead wrote:What did you do?
Chased the monkey away.
*refrains politely from asking, "Didn't get to spank it, didja?"*
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 2:20 am
by Mad Irishman
Theres a game called "No one lives forever 2 - A spy in harms way".
In it theres a guy trying to sell monkeys. I bet he's responsible for this world-wide epidemic of monkey attacks.
He's training them to specifically harrass and annoy people.
I say a film the other day where a monkey as a zoo was groping some poor woman.
IT HAS TO STOP.
The government should do something about this. This man is a criminal.
I mean, why wasn't that monkey groping me?
Please?
Why?
_______________
"You look like you need a monkey!"
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:34 am
by Honor
Mad Irishman wrote:...I mean, why wasn't that monkey groping me?...
Reminds me of a tee-shirt...
<i>It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.</i>
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 6:53 am
by Maximuscoolman
A Mear Cat (sp?) stole my brother's sunglasses when we were at a zoo once...
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:44 am
by Simpleton
I was once knocked over by a cow as an infant. I proceeded to beat it over the head with a cane.
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:40 am
by Maximuscoolman
Simpleton was brain damaged and the cow's body was severely damaged, they decided to do put the cows brain into simpton's body. That explains the mooing.
Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:07 pm
by Happypeepeehead
meerkat
Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 5:24 am
by Mad Irishman
Yeah he means meerkat. He spelt it wrong so what.
So long as we all know its one of those big things with the feet of a kangaroo, the ears of an elephant and the build of an ox.....
Oh sorry, that's clowns isn't it?
Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 6:08 am
by Ghastly
Arrrr... t'was no mere cat. 10 feet tall if t'was an inch. Eyes red as the burning coals of Satan's oven.
Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 7:23 am
by Mad Irishman
Noo.
I think that's clowns as well....
Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 7:49 am
by CJBurgandy
I've never seen a meerkat that was more than a foot long. But I've only seen the ones at the Bangkok Zoo.
Unless there is a race of Giant Mutated Klepto meerkats that I had no idea about