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cjburgandy wrote:I have to Quote Honor because it's just too good not to:

Honor wrote:'God, I love the smell of fresh pussy!!'

*blush*

Well.... I <b><i>do</i></b>... I've had no difficulties keeping myself free of crack, H, grass, coke, etc, etc, but if they could reliably and accurately bottle those pheremones, I'd be a street junkie. I know it. Hell, I spent years and years *cough* and years close to street junkie status getting my fix through natural sources.
Having a friend sigh in frustration at hearing me complain, abruptly leave our table, and approach another table with two attractive strangers and tell them, pointing back to me, 'She get's completely unbearable if she doesn't get her face in a pussy every now and then... Would you mind?' still holds the record as the single most *ahem* interesting introduction to another human being in my personal history.

And Irish? That's my usual solution. A neat trim the 'exotic dancers here used to wear a lot called a <i>landing strip</i>.

And CJ? Quote me all you want, ma'am. When I first saw it, I was tickled... urm... pink.

er, 'Landing Strip'....

Excuse me for being a 'country girl' but since the councils here hesitate to even allow skimpies and escourt agencies you'll forgive me for being ignorant...

I think I get it but...

Pictures please!

*grins* Country girls taste great.

Actually I'm sort of letting grow a 'prized pubic patch' for a photo right now... A 2 photo set, actually, first with lots of fur and second with none (it's a political activism thing, pervert style... 'no more bush', ya see...) but I'm sure I could swing an intermediate step between the two and send you one. Remind me via email in a week or three?

Mad Irishman wrote: Excuse me for being a 'country girl' but since the councils here hesitate to even allow skimpies and escourt agencies you'll forgive me for being ignorant...

Ooooh! I know what an Escort Agency is, but haven't a clue what a "Skimpie" is. I'm intrigued!

Honor wrote:*grins* Country girls taste great.

Actually I'm sort of letting grow a 'prized pubic patch' for a photo right now... A 2 photo set, actually, first with lots of fur and second with none (it's a political activism thing, pervert style... 'no more bush', ya see...) but I'm sure I could swing an intermediate step between the two and send you one. Remind me via email in a week or three?

Now that is a political advertisement I wouldn't mind getting in my e-mail.

can I join that mailing list?

Me too! I would be happy to reciprocate :)

Take care
Switchbit

cjburgandy wrote:can I join that mailing list?

*grins* Long as I don't get my ass kicked by anybody in any nearby cities for sending you porn.

So I got to thinking... How will I remember who I'm supposed to send pictures to, by the time the hair grows out? Only idea I came up with (and I can't believe I'm saying this, but...) is if anyone wants said pictures once they're done... send me a PM, I guess, and I'll keep 'em in the inbox til the hair grows out enough to take the pictures.

On the one hand, I don't expect them to have any particularly identifying marks, and they are, after all, supposed to go on a public website, so I guess I shouldn't mind handing them out like calling cards... On the other hand, though, I should disclaim at the outset just in case... someone's asking don't actually guarantee my sending.

[quote="InkyOoooh! I know what an Escort Agency is, but haven't a clue what a "Skimpie" is. I'm intrigued![/quote]

Good Lords&Ladies Inky, you've got to be kidding me!

A Skimpie is a waitress who wears nothing but a G-string and *maybe* a tight bra. Hotels and pups are always hiring skimpies down here. The hard part of hiring is getting skimpies who are actually adults. It's nothing for 16/17 year old girls to try and earn good mony as a skimpie in the local pub!

(And it is good money.. Much better than you get anywhere else in the hospitality industry!)

But, if you come from Alaska, Canada or anywhere else cold then I might understand them not doing it!

Mad Irishman wrote:...Hotels and pups are always hiring skimpies down here...

I gotta train my dog to do that.

*winks at Irish, and ducks*

Whoops, you know what I meant....

Mind you???

Mad Irishman wrote:
A Skimpie is a waitress who wears nothing but a G-string and *maybe* a tight bra. Hotels and pups are always hiring skimpies down here. The hard part of hiring is getting skimpies who are actually adults. It's nothing for 16/17 year old girls to try and earn good mony as a skimpie in the local pub!

something tells me I'm living in the wrong area.... The closest thing we have to that (that doesn't involve stuffing dollar bills in her panties) is Hooters.

please note all you wonderful american women... western australia is the only part of the country where skimpies are legal. Throughout the rest of australia, you dont get them very often. In melbourne, they're all gone now, mostly turned into strip clubs (money down the gstring places). And when you used to share a house with strippers, and thusly know many of em by name.....

meh well.

Woo Hoo for our side of the country then...

In our country town Skimpies are common as muck, it's the strip joints we have trouble getting hold of!
They only barely permitt escourt agencies (Which can only advertise in the newspaper) strippers occure occasionally in the pubs, but are usually in the way of touring strip shows, and streetwalkers are only tolerated in Perth (I say tolerated, not permitted).

Them's the crackers for living in country WA!