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happypeepeehead wrote:I rather enjoy being completely shaved, but since I know how painful razor burn is on sensitive spots

One word for you: tweezers

It takes some getting used to, but the benefits are tremendous: hair doesn't start to grow back for several days because you get all of it, not just the surface stuff; when hair does come back, it starts as the soft stuff, not stubble; and no razor burn. Done slowly and carefully, it hurts less than pulling out hairs while removing a condom.

Of course, it's time consuming and you have to get used to it. There's also about a half hour "recovery time" when finished. It's probably easier for couples to do each other, but you can do it while watching TV. Do it right after a shower and it should come out a bit easier.

If I was flexable enough to bend over sharp enough to inspect and tweeze my nether regions I'd probably be flexable enough to...

Well, lets just say I wouldn't need a girlfriend.

On a totally unrelated note: In the long and varied history of the english language, do you think the phrase "Crazy bitch plucked a peck of my prized pubic patch" has ever been uttered before?

Inky wrote:If I was flexable enough to bend over sharp enough to inspect and tweeze my nether regions I'd probably be flexable enough to...

Well, lets just say I wouldn't need a girlfriend.

You sick freak.

I took one of them web-quizes a while back. Didn't know what it was testing for until i was done. See, it was testing the manner in which the test taker was most likely to die.

At the top of the list for me was freak autofelatio accident. *shrug*

LordChaos wrote:

Inky wrote:If I was flexable enough to bend over sharp enough to inspect and tweeze my nether regions I'd probably be flexable enough to...

Well, lets just say I wouldn't need a girlfriend.

You sick freak.

LordChaos wrote:

Inky wrote: If I was flexable enough to bend over sharp enough to inspect and tweeze my nether regions I'd probably be flexable enough to...

Well, lets just say I wouldn't need a girlfriend.

You sick freak.

What!? I was merely suggesting that a successful career as a master contortionist would probably prevent me from having enough free time to devote to a relationship. What did you have in mind?

Inky wrote: What did you have in mind?

Umbrellas.

I shaved it all off for 50 bucks one time. I will not ever do that again. God, it itched worse than an STD.

I shaved my pubes once, I was bored as hell and had a razor... I actually went over every hairy part below my neck, balding myself completely... but in the process I nicked myself in various places, one of them was on the balls ><

Ghastly wrote:

Pubic hair I can take or leave.
Armpit hair is definetly not a turn on in a woman for me. The same goes for tattoos. Tattoos just scream "Trailer Trash Skank" to me or "pretentious suburban wannabee".

I'm half with Ghastly, half with everyone else. Saggy breasts and big butts are cool, but Pubic hair is horrible: Your always getting it in your mouth.

Watcher-Darkfox wrote:I shaved my pubes once, I was bored as hell and had a razor... I actually went over every hairy part below my neck, balding myself completely... but in the process I nicked myself in various places, one of them was on the balls ><

Ow.

Watcher-Darkfox wrote:I shaved my pubes once, I was bored as hell and had a razor... I actually went over every hairy part below my neck, balding myself completely... but in the process I nicked myself in various places, one of them was on the balls ><

Okay, I'm not into blood play/self mutilation/consensual/nonconsensual cutting etc etc, but it was neat in a freaky way when I had a similar slip up. I mean, you get so used to the only place you bleed from to be like your nose from sparring or cold weather and any where you get cuts and bruises on normally from manual work or being a clumsy ass, but bleeding from your scrotum... it makes you step back a sec and realize, "why, yes, that too would bleed if cut."

The top part of the base of my penis is the only spot that bled, and I'm not sure why. All I know is it looked fucking wierd to see my jock without hair.

Ghastly wrote:Although no pubes does add the illusion of an inch or two to your penis.

Personally I just like to keep mine neatly trimmed.

Yes, we men must avoid the "Don King" pube do.


Whack the weeds and what not.

Inky wrote:

These flicks have the added advantage of really bad 70's interior decor that you can chuckle about after you're, well... done. Seriously, did everybody have a macrame owl wall hanging and avacado and/or burnt orange textured carpeting back then?

Everybody who was anybody had avocado or burnt orange shag carpeting and matching kitchen appliances. Similarly, all the fashionable people had large macrame hangings of one sort or another. Owls were VERY popular. If you search for owl items on eBay, you will find a wealth of...things...from the 50s to the 70s, and after the 80s rolled in, most owls are stuffed toys or "collectibles". Or at least the ones I see are. I like owls and have several owl items, such as owl savings banks (they have a little motto on the bottom of them, which says "Be wise save") and drinking glasses with owls on them. Owls were popular jewelry motifs in the 70s, too. I've seen quite a few owl necklaces, and I remember wearing one back in the 70s. Avon also put out a costume jewelry pin which opened to reveal a cache of solid perfume.

AAiiiiiiggghhH!

You're makin' me have flashbacks!
Especially of the dread avocado green kitchen appliances.
And shag carpet.
Eew Eew Ew EW

Look, go hunt up a movie called "The Spirit of 76" if you really want to see what people wore back then. And drove. And had in their houses. What's worse, my mother has some incriminating photos of me wearing clothes awfully similar to ones in that movie...

To quote my mother:
"I don't know why anyone would want to relive the 70s. The music was bad, the clothes were ugly, and the movies were stupid."
We later realized that most of the people doing the "retro" 70s look were too young to remember (or to have even been alive during) the horror that was the disco era.
[Shit, I'll be 37 this week]

Hooo boy. I wish I had a scanner to post the snapshots of my parents house circa 1978. It was a symphony in brown, beige and cream colored off-white.

The place was decorated with rough hewn unglazed pottery filled with dried flowers and spiderplants hanging from beadwork macrome hangers by the windows. The carpeting was off-white shag -- and by 'shag' I mean this long, thick, wooly dreadlock type stuff (I was constantly losing my jawa Star Wars Figures in it). We had one of those televisions built into a wooden cabinet with a concealed stereo in the top (Yamaha, baby! 8-track too -- tres cool!) featuring basketweave thatch over the speakers.

Although we didn't have the requisite owl wall hanging, the kitchen did sport a 'mushroom' theme. Mushroom art, ceramic mushroom salt and pepper shakers, mushroom cookie jar (in retrospect, ick!!).

God, I never realized how pimptastic my parents place was!

I agree that it was a horrible era visually, but then why do I love That '70s Show so much? Is it just what I wished my life in the seventies had been like?

cuteswan wrote:I agree that it was a horrible era visually, but then why do I love That '70s Show so much? Is it just what I wished my life in the seventies had been like?

That's the difference between what life should have been and what life really was.

I'm willing to bet there's going to be a "That 80's Show" and I'm sure it'll be all black and white checkered laceless Vans sneakers and hiked-up sleeves and collars and 'Swatches' and baseball caps with the sunguards in the back and everybody will forget about the rotten selection of music on the radio and the lousy television (though I find those shows wonderfully ironic these days) and the "drop outs" on their favorite casette tape and the creepy way everybody fell into a clique in your high school, etc. etc..

There briefly was a "That 80s Show". It was cancelled very quickly.

Ah the 80s. I truly did adore my 64.

my 80's was all about the apple ][. So what if we had crappy graphics, and non existant sound compared to the 64... wh had games that actualy loaded in less than an hour! AND turtle robots.