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Not a limerick, but still English:
There's a town named "Great Coxwell" in Oxfordshire.
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Image
<Applauds Honor temendously>

Where'd you find that one!
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There was a young man of Madrass
Who's balls were made out of brass!
When they jangled together
They played 'Stormy Weather'
and lightning shot out of his ass!
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I think this was the inspiration for braveheart! :wink:
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The mathematician Von Blecks
Devised an equation for sex,
Having proved a good fuck
Isn't patience or luck,

But a function of y over x...

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Speeking purely for myself, i like Y over Mouth myelf.....

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Mad Irishman wrote: Where'd you find that one!
I don't actually recall... It's been one (three?) of my favorites for years and years now.

This is the line of thinking that's keeping me from drawing right now:

Once you dabble, there is no escape
from the sin of tentacular rape...
it's no average diversion,
this frightning perversion
and as kinks go, it doesn't even make for a particularly good limerick.

*shakes her head clear* ...I'm goin' to bed.
RantinAn wrote: Speeking purely for myself, i like Y over Mouth myelf.....
I've been strongly partial to mouth over Y for as long as I can remember...

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Um yeah! I think that one was supposed to refer to cromosomes, but it kinda fulls to sheds visually doesn't it. Here's a new one instead!

A tired young trollop of Nome
Was worn out from her toes to her dome..
Eight miners came screwin,
she said "Nothing doing!
One of you has to go home!!!"
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Take that one up your childhood memory!

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nome is far too small of a town.

Look I wrote one about myself!

Paler than the whitest white am I
I blend in with the snow and sky
if I ran in the nude,
you're eyes I'd elude
till my nipples poked out your left eye
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noooo irish, you were the one i thaught would get that Y joke.... since it's in my experience been country australian women who refer to their crotch as a Y or Y split.......

and Honor, here's a little mathmamatical problem for you
Y over mouth + mouth over Y = 69. But Y over mouth OR mouth over Y not = to 34.5

Prove with evidence :P

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Yes RantinAn, I did get your joke. I was just pointing out that not all my limericks are funny.

Hell, none of my jokes are funny either...

But a question. Did you know Y / !Y makes an M ???
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Post by Shinjiro »

The new cinimatic emporium
Is not just a super sensorium
But a highly effectual
Heterosexual
Mutual masterbatorium.

There once was a young man from Ghent
Who's tool was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming, he went.

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RantinAn wrote:...and Honor, here's a little mathmamatical problem for you
Y over mouth + mouth over Y = 69. But Y over mouth OR mouth over Y not = to 34.5

Prove with evidence :P
Can it possibly be any coincidence that you followed that with a tongue-out smiley? ;-)

This is actually a more complex equation set than the problem would suggest... Depending on the state of the variables involved.

Where ((Y<sup>a</sup>/M<sup>b</sup> AND NOT M<sup>a</sup>/Y<sup>b</sup>))* is indeed <i>usually</i> equal to 34.5... If subsets <b>a</b> and <b>b</b> are sufficiently and reliably sympathetic, you can actually reach a state where ((M<sup>a</sup>/Y<sup>b</sup> AND NOT Y<sup>a</sup>/M<sup>b</sup>)) is equal to 68... In a temporary state also known as 'Wimpy<sup>69</sup>', or <i>I'll gladly eat you Tuesday for an orgasm today.</i>

Collect evidence in person.

*Using / as 'over', rather than 'divided by' of course...

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I'm trying a couple more limericks... I used to be much better at these.

There once was a character named Kwerki
Whose nipples were pretty and perky
With bottle in ass
She said with much class
You should see what I can do with a turkey

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A weirdo was teaching a class
Of things to do with some glass
She swallowed a bottle
And cranked up the throttle
And shot shrapnel out of her ass

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*round of applause*
Nithos that's some nice attemptage :)

Honor, an excelent proof. I'd collect emperical evidence if it wasnt for that darned pacific ocean. Mabye you could present evidence to misca or CJ who could then testify on your behalf.

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heeee

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Hmm... If Misca chose to collect the evidence, would I get to hang around long enough to try her new video game...?

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you'll have to ask her...


Son of a diddly, how come all the tie me spank me lesbians are in north america?

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well I know why they're in Alaska... it's boring up here. :lol: ....Nah, I'm sure we can find you some in your area
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There once was a guy from peru
Who's limericks stopped at line two.
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If A equals success, then the formula is _A = _X + _Y + _Z. _X is work. _Y is play. _Z is keep your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstein

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There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night
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If A equals success, then the formula is _A = _X + _Y + _Z. _X is work. _Y is play. _Z is keep your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstein

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"Yeek Ghads, I've Started Something" - Isaac Newton.

<Quietly and carefully backs away while whistling the tune from Star Wars>
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oh! yeah...
There was a young man of Bblenz
Whose ballocks were simply immense:
It took fourty-four draymen,
A priest and three Laymen < (Or Women)
to carry them thither and thence!!!!!!

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Honor wrote:Hmm... If Misca chose to collect the evidence, would I get to hang around long enough to try her new video game...?
I'm good at sharing!
I keept rying for limeriks but they all suck :(
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naked pictures of Misca are going to be the new world currency when the tentacles take over. ~Squiddy
*suddenly wants a miscashake* ;) ~aeridus

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