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Postby Brain on Thu May 20, 2004 9:34 am

Not a limerick, but still English:
There's a town named "Great Coxwell" in Oxfordshire.
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Postby Mad Irishman on Fri May 21, 2004 5:28 am

Image
<Applauds Honor temendously>

Where'd you find that one!
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Devised an equation for sex,
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But a function of y over x...
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Postby RantinAn on Fri May 21, 2004 5:00 pm

Speeking purely for myself, i like Y over Mouth myelf.....
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Postby Honor on Sat May 22, 2004 2:30 am

Mad Irishman wrote: Where'd you find that one!


I don't actually recall... It's been one (three?) of my favorites for years and years now.

This is the line of thinking that's keeping me from drawing right now:

Once you dabble, there is no escape
from the sin of tentacular rape...
it's no average diversion,
this frightning perversion
and as kinks go, it doesn't even make for a particularly good limerick.

*shakes her head clear* ...I'm goin' to bed.

RantinAn wrote: Speeking purely for myself, i like Y over Mouth myelf.....


I've been strongly partial to mouth over Y for as long as I can remember...
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Postby Mad Irishman on Sat May 22, 2004 7:54 am

Um yeah! I think that one was supposed to refer to cromosomes, but it kinda fulls to sheds visually doesn't it. Here's a new one instead!

A tired young trollop of Nome
Was worn out from her toes to her dome..
Eight miners came screwin,
she said "Nothing doing!
One of you has to go home!!!"
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Take that one up your childhood memory!
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Postby CJBurgandy on Sat May 22, 2004 10:51 am

nome is far too small of a town.

Look I wrote one about myself!

Paler than the whitest white am I
I blend in with the snow and sky
if I ran in the nude,
you're eyes I'd elude
till my nipples poked out your left eye
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Postby RantinAn on Sat May 22, 2004 6:38 pm

noooo irish, you were the one i thaught would get that Y joke.... since it's in my experience been country australian women who refer to their crotch as a Y or Y split.......

and Honor, here's a little mathmamatical problem for you
Y over mouth + mouth over Y = 69. But Y over mouth OR mouth over Y not = to 34.5

Prove with evidence :P
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Postby Mad Irishman on Sat May 22, 2004 11:58 pm

Yes RantinAn, I did get your joke. I was just pointing out that not all my limericks are funny.

Hell, none of my jokes are funny either...

But a question. Did you know Y / !Y makes an M ???
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Postby Shinjiro on Sun May 23, 2004 9:13 am

The new cinimatic emporium
Is not just a super sensorium
But a highly effectual
Heterosexual
Mutual masterbatorium.

There once was a young man from Ghent
Who's tool was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming, he went.
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Postby Honor on Mon May 24, 2004 1:40 am

RantinAn wrote:...and Honor, here's a little mathmamatical problem for you
Y over mouth + mouth over Y = 69. But Y over mouth OR mouth over Y not = to 34.5

Prove with evidence :P


Can it possibly be any coincidence that you followed that with a tongue-out smiley? ;-)

This is actually a more complex equation set than the problem would suggest... Depending on the state of the variables involved.

Where ((Y<sup>a</sup>/M<sup>b</sup> AND NOT M<sup>a</sup>/Y<sup>b</sup>))* is indeed <i>usually</i> equal to 34.5... If subsets <b>a</b> and <b>b</b> are sufficiently and reliably sympathetic, you can actually reach a state where ((M<sup>a</sup>/Y<sup>b</sup> AND NOT Y<sup>a</sup>/M<sup>b</sup>)) is equal to 68... In a temporary state also known as 'Wimpy<sup>69</sup>', or <i>I'll gladly eat you Tuesday for an orgasm today.</i>

Collect evidence in person.

*Using / as 'over', rather than 'divided by' of course...
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Postby Nithos on Mon May 24, 2004 1:43 pm

I'm trying a couple more limericks... I used to be much better at these.

There once was a character named Kwerki
Whose nipples were pretty and perky
With bottle in ass
She said with much class
You should see what I can do with a turkey

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A weirdo was teaching a class
Of things to do with some glass
She swallowed a bottle
And cranked up the throttle
And shot shrapnel out of her ass
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Postby RantinAn on Mon May 24, 2004 3:42 pm

*round of applause*
Nithos that's some nice attemptage :)

Honor, an excelent proof. I'd collect emperical evidence if it wasnt for that darned pacific ocean. Mabye you could present evidence to misca or CJ who could then testify on your behalf.
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Postby Goddessmisca on Mon May 24, 2004 8:19 pm

heeee
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Postby Honor on Mon May 24, 2004 9:24 pm

Hmm... If Misca chose to collect the evidence, would I get to hang around long enough to try her new video game...?
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Postby RantinAn on Mon May 24, 2004 9:56 pm

you'll have to ask her...


Son of a diddly, how come all the tie me spank me lesbians are in north america?
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Postby CJBurgandy on Mon May 24, 2004 10:53 pm

well I know why they're in Alaska... it's boring up here. :lol: ....Nah, I'm sure we can find you some in your area
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Postby Captain Tylor on Mon May 24, 2004 11:06 pm

There once was a guy from peru
Who's limericks stopped at line two.
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Postby Captain Tylor on Mon May 24, 2004 11:21 pm

There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night
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Postby Mad Irishman on Tue May 25, 2004 12:15 am

"Yeek Ghads, I've Started Something" - Isaac Newton.

<Quietly and carefully backs away while whistling the tune from Star Wars>
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oh! yeah...
There was a young man of Bblenz
Whose ballocks were simply immense:
It took fourty-four draymen,
A priest and three Laymen < (Or Women)
to carry them thither and thence!!!!!!

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Postby Goddessmisca on Tue May 25, 2004 9:47 am

Honor wrote:Hmm... If Misca chose to collect the evidence, would I get to hang around long enough to try her new video game...?


I'm good at sharing!
I keept rying for limeriks but they all suck :(
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*suddenly wants a miscashake* ;) ~aeridus
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