This is actually the missus, not Jormungandr... whatever.
When I was little and asked my daddy what a limerick was, he answered by teaching me these 2: (and yes we've already haad a version of the first)
There was a young man from Kent
Whose thing was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble
He put it in double
And instead of cumming, he went
There was a young man named Clyde
Who fell down a 2-holer and died
Along came his brother
And fell down the other
And they were interred side by side.
Get it? Interred? In turd? Ahhh...
Bear in mind that I was about 5 at the time.
Time to invent one! (Remember, this is the wife borrowing Jormungandr's account!)
Penis, weiner, or shlong
Dick, cock, member, or dong
It's a bit of a game
To think up these names
But who cares so long as it's long?
And of course, the infamous Jack the Necrophiliac song, which I do not know in full...
My name is Jack! Doo doo doo, Doo doo doo, Doo doo doo
I'm a necrophiliac! Doo doo doo, Doo doo doo, Doo doo doo
I like to fuck dead women Doo doo doo, Doo doo doo, Doo doo doo
And fill em full of semen! Doo doo doo, Doo doo doo, Doo doo doo
They don't scream or moan Doo doo doo, Doo doo doo, Doo doo doo
When I give em my bone. Doo doo doo, Doo doo doo, Doo doo doo
"...Day after day after day of a very short life / With Me."